My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood
as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
down the aisle and told us that 'Captain has
asked me to announce that he' ll be landing the big scary
plane shortly, so lovely people. if you could just put your
trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this
and rather woman hadnt moved a
muscle. ‘Perhaps you didn' t hear me over those big brute
engines, but I asked you to raise your , so the
main man can us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, In my country, I
am called a Princess, and I take orders from no one,'
To which swear) the flight attendant replied, without
missing a beat,
Well, , in my country I' m called a Queen,
so I outrank you, , Bitch!