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Flight of Her Life
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood
as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
down the aisle and told us that 'Captain has
asked me to announce that he' ll be landing the big scary
plane shortly, so lovely people. if you could just put your
trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this
and rather woman hadnt moved a
muscle. ‘Perhaps you didn' t hear me over those big brute
engines, but I asked you to raise your , so the
main man can us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, In my country, I
am called a Princess, and I take orders from no one,'
To which swear) the flight attendant replied, without
missing a beat,
Well, , in my country I' m called a Queen,
so I outrank you, , Bitch!
attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood
as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
down the aisle and told us that 'Captain has
asked me to announce that he' ll be landing the big scary
plane shortly, so lovely people. if you could just put your
trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this
and rather woman hadnt moved a
muscle. ‘Perhaps you didn' t hear me over those big brute
engines, but I asked you to raise your , so the
main man can us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, In my country, I
am called a Princess, and I take orders from no one,'
To which swear) the flight attendant replied, without
missing a beat,
Well, , in my country I' m called a Queen,
so I outrank you, , Bitch!
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ennioface (07/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**ennioface rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Self-Defense **
In my head I read it super gay like
Bonus this is what he looked like
In my head I read it super gay like
Bonus this is what he looked like
#16
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newforomador ONLINE (07/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
For some reason I imagined the flight attendant in bright pink tight shirt and he was roller skating.
#7
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spceinvdr (07/28/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>be me at 13
>on a business trip with my parents for "vacation"
>actually business trip but decided I could go too
>get on flight to colorado
>cheap ****** flight because cheap ****** parents.
>9 hour flight, 2 transfers
>Get through security, board plane finally
>obnoxiously gay flight attendent.
>seats directly in front, near him
>little sister had a cold, she was blessed with being drugged to sleep by mom.
>commence singing by flight attendent
>"no ipods on the plane young man"
> **** .jpg
>proceed to endure flight in uncomfortable seat with a screming child and annoying flight attendant
> fall asleep
>back to me, I had long flowing hair
>wake up
>what is in my hair?
>gum. Not little stick of chewing gum, 2 god damn pieces of hubba-bubba.
>child still screaming, im sleep deprived, gum in hair and on shirt, flight attendent still singing, ipod wont block out noise because **** headphones. I also dropped all my peanuts.
>god dammit.
>also my grandpa suddenly decided he wanted to go with us last minute. (we drove up and stayed with him morning before our flight, since he lives near the airport) Since he had a bad back, and we originally set up everything for FOUR people, I got to sleep on the couch/floor so he could sleep in my bed at the hotel. Not that I dont like him or anything, but **** it was a week on the floor after that horrible flight.
>on a business trip with my parents for "vacation"
>actually business trip but decided I could go too
>get on flight to colorado
>cheap ****** flight because cheap ****** parents.
>9 hour flight, 2 transfers
>Get through security, board plane finally
>obnoxiously gay flight attendent.
>seats directly in front, near him
>little sister had a cold, she was blessed with being drugged to sleep by mom.
>commence singing by flight attendent
>"no ipods on the plane young man"
> **** .jpg
>proceed to endure flight in uncomfortable seat with a screming child and annoying flight attendant
> fall asleep
>back to me, I had long flowing hair
>wake up
>what is in my hair?
>gum. Not little stick of chewing gum, 2 god damn pieces of hubba-bubba.
>child still screaming, im sleep deprived, gum in hair and on shirt, flight attendent still singing, ipod wont block out noise because **** headphones. I also dropped all my peanuts.
>god dammit.
>also my grandpa suddenly decided he wanted to go with us last minute. (we drove up and stayed with him morning before our flight, since he lives near the airport) Since he had a bad back, and we originally set up everything for FOUR people, I got to sleep on the couch/floor so he could sleep in my bed at the hotel. Not that I dont like him or anything, but **** it was a week on the floor after that horrible flight.
#24
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longshanksthegrey (07/28/2013) [+] (19 replies)
God I work with bitchy Arab ladies at my Mosque, and during Ramadan when they haven't Eaten anything and they're cranky they become hell.
Just yesterday, I saw this lady push over a stroller (WITH A ******* BABY IN IT) just to get to some boxes of pizza we had put out.
And then they go about acting like they run the place.
Arabs. They **** with your mind.
Just yesterday, I saw this lady push over a stroller (WITH A ******* BABY IN IT) just to get to some boxes of pizza we had put out.
And then they go about acting like they run the place.
Arabs. They **** with your mind.
#37
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namesboo (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I imagined him as this.... its fearghal a gay irish flight attendant on a british comedy called comefly with me
#22
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pappathethird (07/28/2013) [+] (7 replies)
gays and black people on the internet have one thing in common. They're not automatically funny, but when they are, it is as if they're even more funny than white straight people. At least I feel that way.
Wait, they have two things in common. Internet users use the terms 'f aggot' and ' ******* very freely.
Wait, they have two things in common. Internet users use the terms 'f aggot' and ' ******* very freely.
#54 to #52
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kibuza (07/28/2013) [-] I agree with you. It's like the homosexual equivalent of some pompous d-bag walking around acting all alpha. It's ******* annoying and unnecessary.
Also, I swear all (flamboyantly) gay men have the same accent. It's almost as if they originate from the same place and we'll find some undiscovered island with only gay men on it.
Also, I swear all (flamboyantly) gay men have the same accent. It's almost as if they originate from the same place and we'll find some undiscovered island with only gay men on it.
#19
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GnRNoD (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
lol nice gay guy.
I remember one flight I was coming home with some co-workers and the main attendant was a mid 40's woman the other two a skinny gay guy and a pettite young girl, couldn't help her (it takes 4 people to serve fast (I travelled a lot and there were always 4) she started the flight by saying an extremely polite salute to each passenger as we walked in, one of the guys that worked with me was always teasing people, so he gave her her own speech before she could say anything, she said ot me and another of my co-workers, well now, it seems he can do a better job than me! so he put him next to the door and asked him to greet the other passengers, when she couldn't push the tray on her own and serve peple fast, she returned to the kitchen and announced, and the very handsome gentleman that you met at the door will now assist me in serving you, please be kind as this is his first time, and we all know that first times usually hurt, he helped her and in returned he got to go to the cockpit and take some pictures with the pilots and of the view, the attendant photobombed ALL the pictures.
I remember one flight I was coming home with some co-workers and the main attendant was a mid 40's woman the other two a skinny gay guy and a pettite young girl, couldn't help her (it takes 4 people to serve fast (I travelled a lot and there were always 4) she started the flight by saying an extremely polite salute to each passenger as we walked in, one of the guys that worked with me was always teasing people, so he gave her her own speech before she could say anything, she said ot me and another of my co-workers, well now, it seems he can do a better job than me! so he put him next to the door and asked him to greet the other passengers, when she couldn't push the tray on her own and serve peple fast, she returned to the kitchen and announced, and the very handsome gentleman that you met at the door will now assist me in serving you, please be kind as this is his first time, and we all know that first times usually hurt, he helped her and in returned he got to go to the cockpit and take some pictures with the pilots and of the view, the attendant photobombed ALL the pictures.
#78
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anonymous (07/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have no problem with gay men. I do have a problem with gay men who act like this though. You don't need to shove your lifestyle in everyone's face like this, I shouldn't be able to tell you're gay just by looking at you or hearing you talk. Also it is also the fact that I find this kind of behavior annoying. If a girl did this same exact thing with the trazy-poo and pit-pat to the ground it would be annoying. Nothing to do with him being a man.
