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User avatar #1 - kaiizel (07/27/2013) [-]
But it's easy... just lick the little nub at the top, that's called the clit, you see. Keep doing that. The end.
#66 to #1 - anonexplains (07/28/2013) [-]
i thought the joke in the comic was about untangling the pubic hair...
User avatar #55 to #1 - snotnose (07/28/2013) [-]
Wow.. from all the downvotes it looks like Funnyjunk is 100% Against Clits..
#127 to #55 - anonexplains (07/28/2013) [-]
No, it's that kaiizel here has no idea how to please a woman. Spoiler alert: That's not how.
User avatar #50 to #1 - mcfattyfatty (07/28/2013) [-]
Clit? I've never heard of that pokemon before.
User avatar #42 to #1 - klick (07/28/2013) [-]
lol, SOOO many people seem to disagree.
#40 to #1 - kiermatv (07/28/2013) [-]
I wouldn't know
I wouldn't know
#32 to #1 - bakawaka ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
this ******* guy
User avatar #29 to #1 - whatugawkinat (07/28/2013) [-]
Reading diagrams is one thing, but it's experience that gets the job done right the first time...every time. Simply put, I do not think you have enough experience in this field to be guiding others in the right direction. Maybe pay for an apprenticeship and through trial and error you might learn the art of getting a girl off.

TL/DR? Buy a hooker and get some experience in. At least that way she gets some form of payment for your lack of understanding when it comes to sex.
User avatar #91 to #29 - kaiizel (07/28/2013) [-]
I believe being a female gives me more experience.
#11 to #1 - kitsunemochalite (07/28/2013) [-]
You must be getting it every night you 						*******					 beast
You must be getting it every night you ******* beast
User avatar #5 to #1 - shishiko **User deleted account** (07/27/2013) [-]
Oh boy, I know how to have ****** ******* sex.


Seriously, just lick the clit? What are you 13?
User avatar #92 to #5 - kaiizel (07/28/2013) [-]
Well actually you now know how to give a girl oral sex. You're welcome.
User avatar #4 to #1 - sinonyx (07/27/2013) [-]
obviously someone has never had the sex
User avatar #93 to #4 - kaiizel (07/28/2013) [-]
There isn't much to it, also what I just described is oral sex. Going by your lack of knowledge I assume that you have not had the sex, either.
#106 to #93 - anonexplains (07/28/2013) [-]
Remember you're dealing with a bunch of autistic 12 year old hopping on the bandwagon of attacking you for thumbs. I wouldn't take any offense to anything anyone ever says on here.
User avatar #114 to #106 - kaiizel (07/28/2013) [-]
It's ok anon, I wondered how much hate I'd get for my comment. 86 red thumbs is rather impressive, or sad.
User avatar #121 to #114 - sinonyx (07/28/2013) [-]
no, what's sad is that you think you're right
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User avatar #122 to #121 - kaiizel (07/28/2013) [-]
wat. How am I wrong?
User avatar #124 to #122 - sinonyx (07/28/2013) [-]
well everyone agrees with comment #1 (course i'm not sure if that's simply because they claim to be female) but read that, move on, enjoy life
User avatar #125 to #124 - kaiizel (07/28/2013) [-]
That doesn't explain how I am wrong.
#126 to #125 - anonexplains (07/28/2013) [-]
It's not that you're wrong, licking the clit is a step in the right direction, it's just that you're ******* boring. You're not gonna make any girl cum that way, nor will they get any more enjoyment from you doing that than they would get from the feeling of their clit making contact with their underpants, you tryhard little ******** .
User avatar #128 to #126 - kaiizel (07/28/2013) [-]
Did you want me to go into ******* detail about how to give oral to a girl? That is the jist of it yet people are having a hissy fit.
#129 to #128 - anonexplains (07/28/2013) [-]
That is most certainly not the jist of it, and I'm pretty confident that all the people in this thread telling you you're wrong know how to do oral on a girl better than you do. You're not helping your case in the slightest by continuing to demonstrate your autism.
Kill yourself.
User avatar #130 to #129 - kaiizel (07/28/2013) [-]
I am not wrong. There is more to it but the clit is the basic. But I know the alpha fags on here disagree because they've ****** a lot of girls...
#3 to #1 - karmakoala (07/27/2013) [-]
Smash it with a hammer
#2 to #1 - anonexplains (07/27/2013) [-]
ACTUALLY! that's wrong, you need to start on the least sensitive parts of the vagina and keep working your way through the more and more sensitive parts over a length of time. This way, after you've been going at it for a while, the female will be much more aroused and by the time you get to the clit it's much more enjoyable.

So clit last. (Knowledge source: I'm one of those female humans)
#118 to #2 - anonexplains (07/28/2013) [-]
all women are different for my girlfriend she likes it 1000000 times better if I just suck on her nipple while i rub the clit. I have to go slow though or else she'll cum in like 35 seconds
#120 to #118 - knowstoomuch (07/28/2013) [-]
can I have your girlfreind?
#100 to #2 - anonexplains (07/28/2013) [-]
Implying all females get off the same way. The only reason you got so many thumbs is because now a bunch of 12 year old think they know how to eat a girl out.
User avatar #94 to #2 - kaiizel (07/28/2013) [-]
Actually you don't need to do that, if you've got her horny enough beforehand you can go straight in to the clit.

I am also a female human. You are nothing special.
#82 to #2 - anonexplains (07/28/2013) [-]
will you let me practice on you?
User avatar #64 to #2 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
>Implying the clit is part of the vagina
User avatar #57 to #2 - snotnose (07/28/2013) [-]
Your Vagina is clearly broken. the CORRECT way to get girls off is to simply jam as much inside her as physically possible. when she stops moaning, bitching or breathing you know your doing it right.
#71 to #57 - anonexplains (07/28/2013) [-]
and that, my friend, is probably why you cant pleasure a woman. good luck getting a girl, mate.
User avatar #134 to #71 - snotnose (07/29/2013) [-]
It never fails too amaze me just how stupid people can be... if you seriously cant find ANY Satire in my original post you probably need to either A: Read it again, but this time pay attention or B: go **** yourself.
#135 to #134 - anonexplains (08/03/2013) [-]
yes. it is amazing how stupid people can be. especially people like you. satire. thats a big word for a peice of **** like you. clearly you were serious, cos normal people tend to make notes that they are being sarcastic. of course, maybe its cos i'm not an american. who knows??
#51 to #2 - anonexplains (07/28/2013) [-]
Yes, because all women are the same.

#44 to #2 - snakefire (07/28/2013) [-]
This will come in handy. thanks.
#39 to #2 - kiermatv (07/28/2013) [-]
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#28 to #2 - themodyourgod (07/28/2013) [-]
#21 to #2 - meinneger (07/28/2013) [-]
or you could just go balls deep, buss a nut and dip
#107 to #21 - anonexplains (07/28/2013) [-]
you sound like you watch the hodge twins
#17 to #2 - slashendrix (07/28/2013) [-]
What are they called again?
User avatar #15 to #2 - pryhuss (07/28/2013) [-]
My girlfriend is coming over in a couple of minutes. Ill use your advise, person with vagina
User avatar #58 to #15 - romdadon (07/28/2013) [-]
its been 5 hours how did it go
User avatar #60 to #58 - pryhuss (07/28/2013) [-]
She squirted on my eye
#61 to #60 - romdadon (07/28/2013) [-]
lol nice   
lol nice
User avatar #13 to #2 - mitdwit (07/28/2013) [-]
Don't they have a name for you female humans...
User avatar #85 to #13 - stijnybe ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
You mean people with vaginas?
#7 to #2 - anonexplains (07/27/2013) [-]
Yet you don't tell us how to distinguish the least sensitive parts from the most sensitive
#9 to #7 - lifeofliam (07/27/2013) [-]
thats because some things we have to finger out for ourselves
thats because some things we have to finger out for ourselves
User avatar #34 to #9 - sebthebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
gonna need source, please
User avatar #35 to #34 - lifeofliam (07/28/2013) [-]
found on here coupla years ago
User avatar #10 to #9 - LordVoltagen (07/27/2013) [-]
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