Why don't I have teacher like this?. Swiggity swag what's in the bag?. today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled  Why don't I have teacher like this? Swiggity swag what's in the bag? today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so finally fulfilled
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Why don't I have teacher like this?. Swiggity swag what's in the bag?. today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled

Swiggity swag what's in the bag?

today these kids were talking and
being really rude during a test so I
finally fulfilled my dream of telling
them off by yelling "l AIM FAILING
THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS
AREN' T HELPING MY SITUATION,
LET ME TAKE MY TEST" and it went
dead silent fer like two seconds and
one person snickered and the
teacher said "don' t you dare laugh,
she' s absolutely right"
We never had a school official back
me up after calling sameone a dildo.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#1 - frankpolard
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(07/27/2013) [-]
>hfw
#85 to #1 - anon id: 1d941362
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#5 to #1 - captainkwilis
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(07/27/2013) [-]
TO WAR
#73 to #5 - stanleys
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#88 to #73 - anon id: 1d941362
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#91 to #88 - stanleys
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#122 to #5 - sirbrunor
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User avatar #64 to #5 - sekretsauce **User deleted account**
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That face while screaming "SHOOT IT WITH PISS."
#50 - raybongo
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#65 to #50 - anon id: d557dc37
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my name is betty ann bongo
i sing this little song-o
User avatar #86 to #50 - nuuuuuuuuu
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(07/28/2013) [-]
I prefer Ray over asians can read minds
User avatar #63 to #50 - dedaluminus
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(07/28/2013) [-]
It's rainbow bongo time? OH IT'S RAYBONGO TIME.

How's it going, Ray?
User avatar #46 - Hawke
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(07/28/2013) [-]
You see that black space on the content?

It's cropped out where somebody said

I'M SO DONE WITH THIS SITE
#127 to #46 - downtoabsolutezero **User deleted account**
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User avatar #105 to #46 - pockettacos
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There were no extra comments that were cropped out. If there were, you would have seen lines coming down from their usernames.
User avatar #47 to #46 - hemorhoids
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I'm no expert, but could it also be a screenshot of it on an iDevice seeing how there it black on the top and bottom?
#55 to #46 - plaidparadise
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(07/28/2013) [-]
OP doesn't crop it out: comments about tumblrtard commentary.
OP does crop it out: comments about tumblrtard commentary.
User avatar #66 to #55 - mayormilkman
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Maybe someone should make a post on Tumblr which contains a screenshot of FunnyJunk comments, and one of its replies is "complaining" about some of the unnecessary comments in the image, and then the whole thing is screenshotted and posted onto here.
#49 to #46 - razzar
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(07/28/2013) [-]
If so, then let's give OP a ******* HUGE medal!
#53 to #49 - zekaizer
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Fresh out of HUGE medals.

Let's give OP a ******* medal instead.
#54 - bitchpleaseshutup
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User avatar #95 to #54 - kaitheguy
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it was great until
>i apologies
#97 to #95 - bitchpleaseshutup
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User avatar #98 to #97 - kaitheguy
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not really.
#93 to #54 - KevinPutt
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#7 - deathklokiller
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dildos reminded me of this
dildos reminded me of this
User avatar #10 to #7 - savirleo
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This was when some guy kept annoying him, wasn't it?
User avatar #11 to #10 - deathklokiller
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it was murderface i think
User avatar #13 to #11 - savirleo
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The guy he beat up, not Murderface getting yelled at
User avatar #15 to #13 - deathklokiller
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yeah i was confused at one point but he kicked random douche and yelled at murderface
User avatar #12 to #11 - savirleo
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Pretty sure it was some random guy in the crowd at some boring convention type thing
User avatar #14 to #12 - deathklokiller
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Toki Wartooth Unleashes his Inner Monster yep my bad
User avatar #16 to #14 - savirleo
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I just realized your username

I haven't listened to the band in some time
#17 to #16 - deathklokiller
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i liked there 2nd album and Brandon solo stuff but a very good band and show
i liked there 2nd album and Brandon solo stuff but a very good band and show
User avatar #58 to #17 - gwenisback **User deleted account**
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huh. dethalbum 2 was my least favorite. mostly for lack of memorable songs. the gears and volcano are great tho
User avatar #25 to #17 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account**
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Yes, I agree. The second album was brilliant, it consisted less of the usual, 'comedic-brutality' and had more awesome melodic death metal, like:
I tamper with the evidence
Murmaider II
Black fire upon us
Cyborg slayers
The gears
Brilliant album.
User avatar #26 to #25 - deathklokiller
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cmon you're forgetting comet song
#30 to #26 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account**
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Yes, yes I am.
I'm genuinely not being sarcastic
#32 to #30 - deathklokiller
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it's ok
it's ok
User avatar #34 to #32 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account**
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This is the most, emotionally brutal thing...
#35 to #34 - deathklokiller
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beg to differ, so sad you puke blood
beg to differ, so sad you puke blood
User avatar #19 to #17 - savirleo
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First album is what got me into them. Second album was a huge change. I like Murmaider II though
User avatar #20 to #19 - deathklokiller
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me too, there first album was there most unique one 2nd mas more heavy and bassy
and mine is fansong
User avatar #21 to #20 - savirleo
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It was the change in vocals that got me

I haven't heard the 3rd album yet
User avatar #22 to #21 - deathklokiller
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Dethklok- Andromeda (Dethalbum III) [HQ] ill admit the 3rd album is my least favorite it has good songs and then meh songs
User avatar #28 to #22 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account**
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Sorry dude, just reading through this conversation. I think dethalbum III was good, not the best, but good. It had particularly good songs like Skyhunter, the hammer and I ejaculate fire, but more could have been done I agree.
User avatar #29 to #28 - deathklokiller
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no im not saying i didn't like it, im just saying it was my least fave out off all of them, i only really enjoyed ghostqueen and the hammer
User avatar #31 to #29 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account**
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Yeah, when I think about it, it really isn't their best, was just tying to say that their was some quality metal on there.
User avatar #33 to #31 - deathklokiller
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100% agreed
User avatar #23 to #22 - savirleo
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Too much change. I don't like change normally
User avatar #24 to #23 - deathklokiller
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I agree Dethklok - Ghostqueen but this song is good .
User avatar #27 to #24 - savirleo
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvQo95Lk2Uc
Wintersun - Time I (Full)

You can really hear the difference in this band. However, I love the second album as well
#87 to #7 - tabarzins
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it's not, but this is relevant
#38 to #7 - newforomador
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#62 to #38 - neoexdeath
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#77 to #62 - kiermatv
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Comment Picture
#9 - themrsunshine
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#48 - mastereleven
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User avatar #51 - zorororonoa
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"I've never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo"

You mean you've done it before?
#89 - Jaken
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>be me in sophomore year
>everyone in IT class is playing minecraft FTB
>there is this kid using creative mode in a strict vanilla
>everyone tells him to stop
>been playing FTB for a couple weeks now and got so far in the game
>the kid tells use that we have to move our whole base for a train
>we tell him to screw off
>our base is underground so we cant see what they are doing above us
>our power goes off for some reason so i go up stairs to check what happened
>they griefed the whole town, the town where we spent half the school year working on it
>he starts laughing and says to stay calm its only a game
>i yell out in front of the class that he is a "Cock Sucking ****"
>the class is dead silent and my teacher comes out of his office
>i think im dead **** now
> MFW my teacher stares at me and asks me if he can use that
>class laughs there asses off and everyone called him a cock sucking **** for the rest of the year
#42 - Mynameismario
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She means you're right in the sense you're failing the class
User avatar #126 to #42 - BigDoktor
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I...don't think she was saying otherwise.