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User avatar #94 - dedaluminus (07/28/2013) [-]
Has an amazing immune system, hasn't had the flu or a cold in more than ten years

Immune system so overzealous that it killed my kidneys dead in less than a month just cause it could

**** you, body.
#102 to #94 - ButtonFly ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Sorry about your kidneys, man.   
   
I hold a similar tale"   
Had an amazing immunity system, never been sick with a cold for more than twenty-four hours, 100% attendance in school.   
Somehow contract walking pneumonia.   
Immune system goes bonkers and attacks the pneumonia with everything it's got.   
Immune system instead pushes the offending bacteria across the blood-brain barrier, consequentially developing a neurological disorder.   
Immune system commits suicide, I guess out of shame.   
I now had a neurological disorder for the past four years and a mere cold can knock me out for two weeks.
Sorry about your kidneys, man.

I hold a similar tale"
Had an amazing immunity system, never been sick with a cold for more than twenty-four hours, 100% attendance in school.
Somehow contract walking pneumonia.
Immune system goes bonkers and attacks the pneumonia with everything it's got.
Immune system instead pushes the offending bacteria across the blood-brain barrier, consequentially developing a neurological disorder.
Immune system commits suicide, I guess out of shame.
I now had a neurological disorder for the past four years and a mere cold can knock me out for two weeks.
User avatar #103 to #102 - dedaluminus (07/28/2013) [-]
**** like this is why I propose that one of two things is true.
A: God doesn't exist
B: God is just a terrible engineer, holy **** , where do I file the bug reports
User avatar #139 to #103 - spanishninja (07/28/2013) [-]
EA has a better customer support.
User avatar #106 to #103 - ButtonFly ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
When I was in the hospital for the first time I decided God gets bored a lot so he arbitrarily puts random people in incredibly difficult and dangerous situations then keeps pushing them until they give up and take their own life.
It's all a game to Him and I've accepted the challenge to spite him.

I imagine it to be a lot like Sims. You get bored so you mess with the little Sim family until they perish in some fashion.
User avatar #107 to #106 - dedaluminus (07/28/2013) [-]
Why did he put the dick next to the asshole, nobody should put a waste treatment plant next to the amusement park

it's like he never played sim city
#142 to #107 - jldragon (07/28/2013) [-]
Your asshole is at the bottom-most part of your body without extending your intestines down through your feet. At the same time, your junk is where it is for heat regulation as well as getting rid of urine.

Unless you've never pissed, the dick is a waste treatment plant as well.... there's no God or "He" about it.
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