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#1 - stupro ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
Billy asks his dad (who is shaving at the time):
"Dad, why do you shave your beard?"
"Because when daddy shaves his beard, mommy shaves her legs."
#140 to #1 - anonymous (07/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#138 to #1 - SILENCEnight (07/28/2013) [-]
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#44 to #1 - Jesusnipples (07/28/2013) [-]
This made me laugh really hard and everything but I will never get that image out of my head
#31 to #1 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
I don't get someone please explain. Are her legs supposed to stand for something?
User avatar #33 to #31 - stupro ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
Also, her legs ARE supposed to stand for something. For themselves so, you know, the person with those legs can stand.
User avatar #32 to #31 - stupro ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
It's means they're going to have sex. And if you don't know what that is, I'll explain even that. Sex is when a man's shaved face rubs against woman's legs which also must be shaved. Otherwise, you can contract a lot of STDs (Sexually transmitted diseases) and be stuck with itchy beard for the rest of your life!!!
User avatar #47 to #30 - theprocrastibator (07/28/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it means that if the father literally shaves his beard, he gets to eat his wife out.
#120 to #47 - anonymous (07/28/2013) [-]
Stop thumbing him down you bastards. He answered the question.
#23 to #1 - oceanfrank (07/27/2013) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!! HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID!
#22 to #1 - bowlerpipe (07/27/2013) [-]
enlarge
User avatar #52 to #22 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
wut
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