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    #3 - grandtheftkoala**User deleted account**
    Reply+281
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    Songebob: "Squidward said I could help by burying myself"   
mr Krabs: "Spongebob, please tell me that's your nose"
    Songebob: "Squidward said I could help by burying myself"
    mr Krabs: "Spongebob, please tell me that's your nose"
    #146 to #3 - anon id: 2bfe2be4
    Reply0
    (07/28/2013)[-]
    THAT NEVER HAPPENED
    #43 to #3 - Jesusnipples
    Reply0
    (07/28/2013)[-]
    I couldn't find a clip of that scene but I did find this, which is also chuckleworthy
    I couldn't find a clip of that scene but I did find this, which is also chuckleworthy

    TOP 10 DIRTY SPONGEBOB JOKES
    #36 to #3 - anon id: 574736d4
    Reply0
    (07/28/2013)[-]
    He never says that As Seen On TV (Speedy)
    #114 to #36 - anon id: 8b7e0b37
    Reply0
    (07/28/2013)[-]
    ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
    They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

    Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
    Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

    Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

    PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
    User avatar#20 to #3 - alvaroxd
    Reply+10
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    ''what are you doing lad?''
    #5 to #3 - anon id: 04a825af
    Reply0
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    fake, mr krabs did not say that
    #6 to #5 - grandtheftkoala**User deleted account**
    Reply+50
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    Ok, now it says so on the picture.    
That's like ten times more legit
    Ok, now it says so on the picture.
    That's like ten times more legit
    #151 to #6 - anon id: 1b1c8f05
    Reply0
    (07/28/2013)[-]
    So because someone made a picture of it you believe they actually said it on the show? Wow

    And also krabs doesn't say it
    #17 to #6 - anon id: 47a7df4b
    Reply0
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    He still didn't say that.
    #59 to #17 - koeln
    Reply+1
    (07/28/2013)[-]
    I'm 100% sure he said that. Maybe some translations are different? I just know the german version and in this, he definately says that
    User avatar#26 to #17 - kaitheguy
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    (07/27/2013)[-]
    yes he ******* did
    #18 to #17 - MrMysteriousMagic
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    User avatar#25 to #18 - erotic**User deleted account**
    Reply+13
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    Anon is right, Mr. Krabs really said "Quit fooling and come on out. I need you to be in the commercial."
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