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#112 - Womens Study Major (07/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #123 to #112 - spanishninja (07/28/2013) [-]
JEWS CAN ACTUALLY READ BANK ACCOUNTS!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking or spending money on
this is the complete truth

The reason a lot of Jews have completely grinning faces, segregate from everybody
else-only associate with Jews and Zionists and don’t associate with non Jews that much,
and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read
bank accounts. If all over a billion Jews where to have all the money all the time just as much as non Jews, integrate and associate with non Jews much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read bank accounts by accidentally showing a pile of money or dirty look when someone buys something, or visually pictures something in their bank account
they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonderwhat that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Jews a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show greed when those people
think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Jews and Zionists so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your bank account something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Jews, and try looking for Jews who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone buying something they don’t like(SUCH AS LIBERTY), find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE

You have to spread the message!!!
#149 to #123 - Womens Study Major (07/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#133 to #123 - BroStoryCool (07/28/2013) [-]
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