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#4 - imnotbrad (07/27/2013) [-]
He's right. In the comics, wolverine was listed as 5'3". Hugh Jackman is 6'2". But it is ok because he's badass
He's right. In the comics, wolverine was listed as 5'3". Hugh Jackman is 6'2". But it is ok because he's badass
#139 to #4 - derpynote (07/28/2013) [-]
Still a weird thing to say.

You wouldn't go up to a Sailormoon cosplay or something and say "Woah way too fat, girl, way too fat."

Well some of you would..
User avatar #154 to #139 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
I would
User avatar #17 to #4 - snakefire (07/27/2013) [-]
Wolverine is one short ****** .

Mrepicly could cosplay as him perfectly.
#14 to #4 - luthervonappledorf (07/27/2013) [-]
This means... I could live my dream of being Wolverine! And it wouldn't look retarded as **** being this short!
#136 to #14 - devout feminist (07/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #9 to #4 - connorjay (07/27/2013) [-]
SERIOUSLY?!

The Wolverine is only meant to be 5'3? That's pretty weird.

I mean not as weird as having an adamantium covered skeleton but quite weird nonetheless.

I always expect superpowered people to be at least average height. Nay, at least 6 foot...
User avatar #38 to #9 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
6ft isn't average...
#59 to #38 - devout feminist (07/28/2013) [-]
lol you must be short.
User avatar #60 to #59 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
I think if you read some statistics you would know that 6ft isn't average, it might be ideal. But certainly not average.

Unless you're like in Norway or something
User avatar #48 to #38 - connorjay (07/27/2013) [-]
I always expect superpowered people to be at least average height. Nay, at least 6 foot...



Notice the "NAY"

So I actually say "No actually, I expect them to be taller than average"

I know, 5'10 is average in the UK.

At least read the comment properly before thumbing me down.
User avatar #49 to #48 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
it wasn't me that thumbed you down, i misread your commment, i apologize
#42 to #38 - devout feminist (07/27/2013) [-]
It sure as hell seems to be where I live.
User avatar #44 to #42 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
where the **** do you live Scandinavia?
#13 to #9 - sanguinesolitude (07/27/2013) [-]
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no he's supposed to be short but built like a brick *********
#12 to #9 - devout feminist (07/27/2013) [-]
heightist
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