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Guard Turtle

My buddy/ s answer to his wife
saying they needed a guard dog...
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Submitted: 07/27/2013
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#2 - danmanscan (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#37 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (07/28/2013) [-]
Fixed.
#1 - benstillerphaqqot ONLINE (07/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Here's my turtle, his names Gavin. Named after Gavin Free from Rooster Teeth and Achievement Hunter.
User avatar #47 - zenith (07/28/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Are any of you guys into balisongs or butterfly knives?
User avatar #53 to #52 - zenith (07/28/2013) [-]
I've been in a knife and a gunfight, had to run away from both because I was unarmed.

I wanted to get a balisong for a while, they seem nice, how much was yours?
#73 - notified (07/28/2013) [+] (23 replies)
dyoxide get in here
#81 to #79 - notified (07/28/2013) [-]
**notified rolls 33**
#54 - tehfalconguy (07/28/2013) [-]
That turtle doesn't have **** on the Doomba.
#45 - omegadynasty (07/28/2013) [-]
Now just add a skateboard.
Now just add a skateboard.
#46 - hentaisweetie (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Now just give it a lantern.
#3 - kingpinkie (07/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
turtles are best guard dog
turtles are best guard dog
User avatar #21 - johnnybtrollin (07/27/2013) [-]
Now teach the turtle balisong tricks.
#11 - datfunnyguy (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
turtle thread?
turtle thread?
#9 - feffog ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
i have a checkbook in the left lapier of my pocket   
   
I WILL PAY YOU ALL OF MY MONEY FOR THAT KNIFE
i have a checkbook in the left lapier of my pocket

I WILL PAY YOU ALL OF MY MONEY FOR THAT KNIFE
User avatar #6 - benjamino (07/27/2013) [-]
He gon' bring the Turt Hurt
User avatar #51 - turtledude (07/28/2013) [-]
Sweet.
#50 - faithrider (07/28/2013) [-]
"look out honey, he has a knife" (i searched everywhere and can't find that gif...)
"look out honey, he has a knife" (i searched everywhere and can't find that gif...)
#38 - Kyuss (07/28/2013) [-]
Here's my turtle. He's a party dude and a bad 						************					.
Here's my turtle. He's a party dude and a bad ************ .
#33 - needsumcake (07/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
ooh butterfly knives are fun
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