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The man card.

Old...but good. What can you punch off?

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Grow ashi, lli t Earn gen 1113 Survive
Epic Buck %';r' iwth Huge Kitten if' g,' Rattlesnake
Beard Bow Face Scar From Tree From Pipe Bite
Carry Build
Buckskin log
Knife Cabin
Learn Stop
To Parse
Weld Matcher
Enter Hike Rebuild Be 1/ 10 Drink
Lumberjack Appalachian Engine As Manly Glenlivet 18,
Contest Trail Solo (Any) As Steve McQueen Neat
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User avatar #19 - zakaizer (07/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)

Welp, I can always be a woman, I suppose
User avatar #32 - snakefire (07/27/2013) [-]
And by punch, it means literally, not with a holepuncher
#75 - blakhawk (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I've walked across the Appalachian trail in less than one day. The trail is only 20 feet wide, so I'm not sure why its such a big achievement.
#5 - elynichujy (07/27/2013) [-]
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#29 - deathklokiller (07/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
this count as a scar? well big?
#56 - lankyman (07/27/2013) [-]
I once got a plastic bag down from a tree for my neighbor?

Does that count?
#65 - vatra (07/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Carry Buckskin knife - check
Learn to weld - check
Stop purse snatcher - check

Kill 12 point buck with bow - in progress
Earn huge face scar - in progress
Rescue kitten from tree - in progress
Hike Appalachian train solo - in progress
Drink Glenlivet 18, Neat - in progress

Enter Lumberjack contest - not happening
Take up smoking tobacco from pipe - not happening
Grow epic beard - not happening (I physically can't)

Build log cabin - might happen eventually
Survive rattlesnake bite - might happen eventually
Rebuild engine - might happen eventually (not skilled enough yet)
Be 1/10 as manly as Steve McQueen - might happen eventually once I check more of these off
#94 - mrcowll (07/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Does an 18 point Moose count with a bow? For my Canadian brothers and I.
Does an 18 point Moose count with a bow? For my Canadian brothers and I.
User avatar #107 - faithrider (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
soooo. i have one third of one of these... i own a pipe... i don't have any tobacco, and i don't smoke.... but i own the pipe... (and no you ******* stoners, it isn't a weed pipe either)
User avatar #102 - supermanon (07/28/2013) [-]
most of these don't require much manlyness
User avatar #93 - mrjweezy (07/28/2013) [-]
HA certified welder right here!
I expect my card in the mail.
#51 - raycharlesreal (07/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How's it going? I'm Ray Charles.
User avatar #53 to #51 - patrickmiller (07/27/2013) [-]
**** you ray charles.
User avatar #40 - datfunnyguy ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
rebuilt a 2 hp evinrude boat engine. carry a knife around with me everywhere (not buckskin). dad teaching me to weld this winter
User avatar #21 - benjamino (07/27/2013) [-]
I can never be a man. I don't drink.

User avatar #14 - localbees (07/27/2013) [-]
I can weld.
User avatar #10 - articulate ONLINE (07/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My mother was a welder. I do not want to weld.
#108 - qqqqqqqqq (07/28/2013) [-]
race car driver
did i mention he was a ******* RACE CAR DRIVER?
its nigh impossible to be 1/50 the man Steve McQueen was let alone a 10th
User avatar #67 - anonemous (07/28/2013) [-]
killed things with a bow, just not a 12 point buck
2" scar under eye
no kittens rescued
smoking is gross
rattle snakes left the area after I showed up
built a pine bough lean too and lived in it for a week
beat up a guy who was stealing the stereo out of my truck
only drank 12 year old scotch
steve mcqueen 1/10 - not sure but maybe
rebuilt 3 engines
no solo hike in appalachians but I have walked on a glacier in the rocky mountains
I have cut down trees with an axe
learned to weld - mig
occasionally carry knife
can't grow a beard for anything
User avatar #35 - stutterguy (07/27/2013) [-]
I doubt I will ever grow a beard.
User avatar #34 - apylon (07/27/2013) [-]
beard,weld,rebuild engine,save kitten from tree, stop purse thief, face scar, and i own a buckskin knife but i don't carry it.
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