September 13 via mobile 1;
In comp sci.
Professor asks, can anyone tell the difference between methods
and variables? Everyone around is scribbling notes. Motherfucker
in front of me is playing tetris. Barely pays attention. Raises his
hand and says, methods have parentheses around their
parameters. Professor says, exactly. Motherfucker never looked
up from tetris. Gets a long block and takes away four rows.
Motherfucker' s my idol.