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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - drjake
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Saw this before. As it turns out this post actually saved his life as it was an early warning for testicular cancer. there's an article on Cracked.com about this.
#7 to #1 - anon id: b33b691f
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(07/27/2013) [-]
hatswith this "you need to be logged in to view this link" ********?
User avatar #20 to #7 - drjake
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(07/27/2013) [-]
or just type in You need to login to view this link in your address bar.
User avatar #17 to #7 - iamnotgoodwithname
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(07/27/2013) [-]
its simple
make an account
#41 to #17 - anon id: 9a9dd784
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(07/27/2013) [-]
I had an account here since 2009 that I deleted after this site went to ****. I've since made 1 other account that I promptly deleted as well because this site is still ****. I guarantee you the exact same thing will happen if I make another one
#37 to #17 - anon id: 9cd45256
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(07/27/2013) [-]
but... why? I've seen like, no other website that does this, and I can see no actual reason for it.
#38 to #37 - anon id: d9e4aa4b
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(07/27/2013) [-]
It's to make us get accounts. DOESN'T WORK ON THIS ANON, NO SIREE.
#53 to #38 - anon id: 26c81c62
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(07/27/2013) [-]
We neither, anon forever!
#71 to #53 - anon id: 8b9028c2
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Fight the power! I made one account and then everything was dumblr and mlp and that other nick show with the bending and I stopped coming here... I browse the front page every so often... Every about 6 post I give a chuckle
#19 to #1 - anon id: c989ba68
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Ewwwwwww Cracked
User avatar #18 to #1 - runescapewasgood
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(07/27/2013) [-]
can you post the actual article? thanks
User avatar #21 to #1 - drjake
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(07/27/2013) [-]
My facts were a tiny bit off but here you go
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User avatar #8 - domitius
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Don't worry it's not a baby!
he just has cancer.
#28 - psychosamm
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(07/27/2013) [-]
i'll just leave this here...
#35 to #28 - gentlemanotaku
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(07/27/2013) [-]
it actually was
it actually was
User avatar #2 - jacodpwns
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(07/27/2013) [-]
it means he had either bladder or testicular cancer (I forget which)
#3 to #2 - taurusguy
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(07/27/2013) [-]
So men should start doing pregnancy tests. **** me, btw, i want to start a discussion with you here (not an argument) what would happen if you fapped onto a pregnancy test? Wouldnt it be negative? Or what. (dont use google, lets figure it out)
User avatar #10 to #3 - iwebby
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Heres me just thinking:

I think it would show positive since sperm=babby?
#12 to #10 - sprog
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(07/27/2013) [-]
I think most pregnancy tests are designed to detect certain hormones which are produced during pregnancy, so sperm wouldn't show up positive to my knowledge, since it doesn't have female hormones in it
#4 to #2 - sandwitchman **User deleted account**
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User avatar #5 to #2 - rattman
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Well this went from fun to depressing rather quickly.
#40 - deathrinder
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User avatar #32 - jewsburninindaoven
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Positive pregnancy tests are activated by the hormone hCG which can show up in urine due to multiple reasons. One of which is cancer, more specifically, testicular cancer. Also, almost all anabolic steroids will cause the production of hCG. But most likely, it was a false pregnancy. My advice would be to take another 2 tests and if they are both negative, or if you are on any steroids or artificial hormone medications, I wouldn't sweat it. But if you get another positive result for no medication reasons, I would definitely see a doctor.
User avatar #33 to #32 - jewsburninindaoven
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Now I just realized that you are posting someone else's facebook status, so you have no worries.
User avatar #34 to #32 - lolfire
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Soooo.....

Pregnancy tests are home tests for testicular cancer ?
#22 - iamzimfoolishhuman
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(07/27/2013) [-]
congratulations
User avatar #49 to #22 - Anemophobia
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(07/27/2013) [-]
it's actually a female that had a sex change
User avatar #27 to #22 - lordmoldywart
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(07/27/2013) [-]
This image has and forever will disgust me.
#58 - guanyu
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User avatar #92 to #58 - spyisspy
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(07/28/2013) [-]
but WebMD
#78 to #58 - Mynd
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(07/28/2013) [-]
HFW
HFW
User avatar #26 - Pein
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(07/27/2013) [-]
If it comes out positive, there's a very good chance they have testicular cancer.
#6 - anon id: 26268ce6
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(07/27/2013) [-]
poppy seeds contain extremely little amounts of opium that cause a positive result on those preggo tests
User avatar #15 to #6 - notsolonleyisland
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Actually, it shows positive on a drug test. Nice try anon.
User avatar #23 to #15 - slatersniper
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Pregnancy test, drug test...What's the difference really?

You're ****** if either comes back positive.
User avatar #24 to #23 - notsolonleyisland
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(07/27/2013) [-]
sonofabitch.
you win