Clifford Hoyt.. Holy . Found this on the internet.. Clifford Hoyt, age St, suffered serious injuries in an automobile accident in 1999. After he regained consci
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Clifford Hoyt.

Holy **** . Found this on the internet.

Clifford Hoyt, age St, suffered serious
injuries in an automobile accident in 1999.
After he regained consciousness, he told a
terrified nurse that he had died and visited
Hell. He expounded on the tortures and
anguish he experienced in j? -whitening
detail. He treatement
and was released.
Several weeks later, Hoyt’ s neighbors
complained to their landlord that strange
music was playing in his apartment at all
hours of the night. Upon investigating, the
building 's owner found Clifford in this
condition. Mr. Hoyt was still quite lucid
and protested when the landlord attempted
to eall the police. Concerned for the damage
done to his property, he took photographs
of the apartment, the image above
is an example. He left and contacted Mr.
H byt' s family, who contacted authorities.
Clifford claimed that . Hell
were still trying to capture him. He
explained that his body would burn
incessantly unless he played music to suare
the demons away. He would only leave the
house for short periods of time to get
minimal supplies, including large bloaks of
we to soothe the burning he felt as he tried
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User avatar #3 - leglesslegolegolas (07/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What's all the brown **** ?
User avatar #6 to #3 - mastertwiztidman (07/26/2013) [-]
He's right, it is litteraly **** . He barley left his house, didint pay his pills, the shut off the electricity and water so he just started ******** everwhere, in other words he was scared ******** .
#8 - toastableduckling (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#1 - chenn (07/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Whoa.
< this is sorta intense, too.
+4
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#17 - elynichujy ONLINE (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#14 - nionnen ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
Mother ******* Hoyt!
User avatar #11 - galgawine (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"My tenant is naked curled around a ball of ice in a dark room filled with **** and blood? Better go get my camera to record the damage he did to my stuff!"
User avatar #16 to #11 - deadadventurer (07/27/2013) [-]
I was the owner I would do the same. **** that guy. I need the insurance.
User avatar #48 - imcoolashell (07/27/2013) [-]
okay, I can't be the only one who thought he was covered in ****
#44 - lordlucifer ONLINE (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
He's a good sport , but we'll get him
User avatar #42 - sharlibri (07/27/2013) [-]
I work at a state hospital for mentally ill people, there is a disorder called Cotard's Syndrome. He could be suffering from a variation of this disorder. Its pretty interesting actually. You people should look into it.
User avatar #39 - Zydratejunkie (07/27/2013) [-]
"burning he felt as he tried to sleep.

Doctors attribute Clifford’s actions to brain damage suffered in the accident. He currently resides in a mental rehabilitation facility in Maryland."
User avatar #32 - tuned (07/27/2013) [-]
he should just chill out
User avatar #18 - niggerstrangler (07/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This should be in the morbic-channel
User avatar #15 - ROFL (07/27/2013) [-]
Is that **** ?
User avatar #12 - flipkore (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
All he had to do was lay salt along the doorways and windows
#9 - metalduck (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
He has a neat lil MicroKORG, I like that guy without his hallucinations and problems.
User avatar #36 - dapape (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"....to soothe the burning he felt as he tried..."

as he tried...? what!?
User avatar #35 - navadae (07/27/2013) [-]
articles.baltimoresun.com/1999-12-05/news/9912050162_1_maryland-state-police-carroll-county-prince-george

dunno if its the same person, but either way i think the rest is all made up
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