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#9 - randasaurousrex (07/27/2013) [-]
do they actually have sex or what do they like do? does the dude tape up his boner or does he not even pull down his pants or what goes on in sex scenes can someone explain?
#114 to #9 - tkfourtwoone (07/27/2013) [-]
And then there's Ewan McGregor. He doesn't give a **** .
User avatar #75 to #9 - kaukasus (07/27/2013) [-]
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau has a sort of bag he puts it in. I do not know if its the same for other actors, but he shows it on an danish show.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOsjvkkKHM8

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User avatar #49 to #9 - sweetnothings (07/27/2013) [-]
They have a special pair of underwear that the guy normally wears to help keep his erection not so apparent. It is common for men to not have to worry about getting one at all. It seems sexy and everything on camera but in the actual shooting you have a room full of people with bright lights shining on you and cameras focusing on your every move. Not to mention a director either giving you direction while you shooting or stopping you mid sex motion to give you some direction. It's not all that intimate at all on set. In the case that it does happen there's nothing to really be done, I think everyone is pretty understanding given the circumstances. It's a natural reaction so usually it just is what it is. That's why it's so important to try and have a good relationship with your costars
#43 to #9 - StarvedSouthKorean (07/27/2013) [-]
You'd have to be 9 to not know that they aren't actually having sex I'm sorry I'm not normally an understanding person but.... Come On
User avatar #47 to #43 - sweetnothings (07/27/2013) [-]
actually there are certain moveis (very few) where the actors actually have sex with each other to make the scene more authentic. The latest would be Nymphomaniac starring Shia Labeouf. This wasn't done in Superbad but it has been done before.
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#42 to #9 - StarvedSouthKorean (07/27/2013) [-]
Take Underworld Evolution for example, they edited out Scott Speedman's penis because it came into several of the shots. They do touch, and the guy will get hard, but in the end, they have editors and precautions for stuff like that.
#37 to #9 - StarvedSouthKorean (07/27/2013) [-]
It's simulated, and yes, men have to wear a thing(I have no idea what it's called, Cock Contraption) that holds their penis to the inside of their leg so that if they DO get a boner, it's not noticeable.
User avatar #34 to #9 - fightforfate (07/27/2013) [-]
they have a cock sock
#26 to #9 - StarvedSouthKorean (07/27/2013) [-]
They have cock socks that get tied against their leg so their boner doesn't poke the femaley parts.
#25 to #9 - pvtdancer (07/27/2013) [-]
I don't know on the show Weeds some of it looked legit as **** ... but I just don't know.
User avatar #24 to #9 - batmansgirlfriend (07/27/2013) [-]
They have little pockets which are strapped to their leg, and they slip their wiener into them.
#17 to #9 - bigscarygary (07/27/2013) [-]
I believe the screen actors' guild in the US prohibits penetration as a general rule, though I'm not entirely sure. At the very least, most actors flat out refuse sex on the set.
User avatar #19 to #17 - neonblackkitty (07/27/2013) [-]
you've never seen romper stomper... they totally had sex...
#29 to #19 - StarvedSouthKorean (07/27/2013) [-]
isn't it australian?
User avatar #98 to #29 - teefa (07/27/2013) [-]
yes its australian.
User avatar #16 to #9 - kinglobster (07/27/2013) [-]
boner hiding apparatus, duh
User avatar #20 to #16 - KillYourself (07/27/2013) [-]
tampon tied around dick and shoved in the ass?
#40 to #20 - ronyx (07/27/2013) [-]
Da fuq
Da fuq
#11 to #9 - kaycie (07/27/2013) [-]
they dont really have sex.   
there are maybe three legit movies with actual sex, and even then they will usually do a body double (I think)   
but yeah, I always wondered if the guys would get boners... you gotta assume so if he's rubbing up on a naked woman...
they dont really have sex.
there are maybe three legit movies with actual sex, and even then they will usually do a body double (I think)
but yeah, I always wondered if the guys would get boners... you gotta assume so if he's rubbing up on a naked woman...
#74 to #11 - flawlessandeternal (07/27/2013) [-]
There was a British film made a few years back called 9 Songs, which had more real sex than any mainstream film ever made (at the time at least), all performed by the lead actors. Not just standard sex, there was a scene where the male lead gets a footjob in a bath, and a blowjob scene, which was the first time an ejaculation was ever shown in a mainstream film.

And yes, all the sex scenes can be found on youporn.
#83 to #74 - mystifizinski ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
in the larry clark movies are a lot of nude/sex/ejaculation-scenes.   
i found his great movies just because (yeah i know its sad) because i googled "movies with real sex scenes" when i tried to find a new film i could watch. who would've thought that i'd discover those great pieces of movie culture like "kids" or "kenny park" with this immature search?   
   
pic related, its from "kids" (watch it!)
in the larry clark movies are a lot of nude/sex/ejaculation-scenes.
i found his great movies just because (yeah i know its sad) because i googled "movies with real sex scenes" when i tried to find a new film i could watch. who would've thought that i'd discover those great pieces of movie culture like "kids" or "kenny park" with this immature search?

pic related, its from "kids" (watch it!)
#107 to #83 - othdaddy (07/27/2013) [-]
my favorite larry clark film has gotta be marfa girl, such a twisted film!
#48 to #11 - sportsmaniac (07/27/2013) [-]
Keep in mind that when they're filming these scenes, it's not just the two actors there. There are usually dozens of other people in the room with them, including the director, producers, cameramen, etc. Not to mention all the exterior lighting and cameras pointed right at them.

tldr: It's very hard to legitimately get turned on with that many people staring at you. Many actors have confirmed this.
User avatar #76 to #48 - rhiaanor ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
didn't stop me when I was a teenager.
User avatar #60 to #48 - europe (07/27/2013) [-]
Unless you're an exhibitionist
User avatar #57 to #48 - redstag (07/27/2013) [-]
Unless... That does turn you on... just sayin
#10 to #9 - sandwicheater (07/27/2013) [-]
Male actors have a piece of clothing strapped to their thigh which their dick goes into and is restrained if they get an erection. There was a post on the front page about it today actually, but yeah, there you go.
User avatar #41 to #10 - ronyx (07/27/2013) [-]
Do you have that post?
#117 to #41 - sandwicheater (07/27/2013) [-]
Sorry, no, but if you look up tumblr cock socks you might find it...as well as some other things
Sorry, no, but if you look up tumblr cock socks you might find it...as well as some other things
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