My Favorite Button So Far. Figured I might as well post my favorite since ebryone else is, honestly I don't know who wouldn't push this button.. com Death will  willyoupresstheb
x
Click to expand

My Favorite Button So Far

My Favorite Button So Far. Figured I might as well post my favorite since ebryone else is, honestly I don't know who wouldn't push this button.. com Death will

Figured I might as well post my favorite since ebryone else is, honestly I don't know who wouldn't push this button.

com
Death will rarely do any
work. He is very
excentric. He will listen to
heavy metal extremely
loud at the most random
of times, sometimes even
at night as he forgets that!
humans sleep. I
Death monies in with you but
permanently) as your
roommate. He removes
you from his list so you
become immortal. You
can ask death to kill
anyone.
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+698
Views: 24631
Favorited: 82
Submitted: 07/26/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to lunchboxxxx submit to reddit

Comments(284):

[ 284 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#10 - mmrmojorisinn (07/26/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Why sleep when you're immortal , not like you'll die from sleep depravation.
User avatar #12 to #10 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Because you'd get ******* tired......
#23 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm trying to see the downside here but I'm not seeing it.
I'm trying to see the downside here but I'm not seeing it.
#26 - ninjabadger ONLINE (07/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Having death as a bro would be pretty sweet, and those downsides can be avoided with the immortality.
Having death as a bro would be pretty sweet, and those downsides can be avoided with the immortality.

#28 - analpancakes (07/26/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I listen to death metal to go to sleep. Seriously.
I listen to death metal to go to sleep. Seriously.
#43 - slikmonkey (07/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#169 - suckle ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
What i thought of
#105 - kaycie (07/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'd somehow get him to 			****		 me
I'd somehow get him to **** me
User avatar #115 to #105 - merrymarvelite (07/27/2013) [-]
So you want him to bone you?
User avatar #58 - tikledpikle (07/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**tikledpikle rolls 007** i would love death as a roommate
#66 to #58 - pussypunchpiss ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
you called?
#6 - llamasandwhich (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#189 - satanrox (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I 			*******		 love metal, and I don't sleep much anymore so hell yea
I ******* love metal, and I don't sleep much anymore so hell yea
User avatar #103 - SirSheepy ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
So, my entire life becomes a sitcom?
#246 - mastereleven (07/27/2013) [-]
Does anyone have this gif at 1000x speed? cause that's how i feel right now
Does anyone have this gif at 1000x speed? cause that's how i feel right now
#163 - continent (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh god what have I done... NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW!!
User avatar #176 - vatra (07/27/2013) [-]
I have zero issues with that. I listen to heavy metal loudly at random times and I don't really sleep as I'm a hardcore insomniac. Death is my ideal roommate!
User avatar #164 - commontroll (07/27/2013) [-]
As an immortal, I would go rob places and have death kill off any witnesses, then buy super good noise dampeners.

Then I'd see what it feels like to be shot, stabbed, hanged, etc.
#109 - herbolifee (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That's 			*******		 brutal / metal in every aspect.
That's ******* brutal / metal in every aspect.
User avatar #57 - slenderbro ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
That. sounds. AWESOME!
User avatar #32 - Hreidmar ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
If it's the Death from Terry Pratchett's Discworld, absolutely.
[ 284 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)