YOU NEED JESUS
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nightmarecorpse (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
if I had a parrot the first thing I'd teach it to say would be "Help! They turned me into a parrot!"
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MotorstormLegend (07/26/2013) [+] (18 replies)
I just want to point out that experiments were conducted which proved that parrots capable of imitating human speech are also capable of comprehending what they are saying, and applying words they've learned to appropriate situations. In other words, the events in this anecdote could actually happen, in theory.
Carry on.
Carry on.
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notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/27/2013) [-] **notbenstiller rolls 88**
Dubs and I win
Dubs and I win
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RageRambo (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I heard another joke kind of like this one.
A woman in the middle of the night is thirsty, so she goes to the kitchen for a glass of water. A man breaks through the window. Being a Christian she shouted "Acts 2:38!" and the thief froze stiff until the police arrived. While being arrested a police officer asked him. "Why were you so scared of a Bible verse?"
the thief responded "Bible verse? What Bible verse? I thought she said she had an axe and two .38's.
A woman in the middle of the night is thirsty, so she goes to the kitchen for a glass of water. A man breaks through the window. Being a Christian she shouted "Acts 2:38!" and the thief froze stiff until the police arrived. While being arrested a police officer asked him. "Why were you so scared of a Bible verse?"
the thief responded "Bible verse? What Bible verse? I thought she said she had an axe and two .38's.
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anonymous (07/26/2013) [+] (14 replies)
As if a parrot could have such intellectual conversation.
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icametocomment (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There's a rottie at the shelter I volunteer at named Titan. He's so calm and friendly and I just wanna cuddle him every time I walk by his pen.
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confusedasian (07/26/2013) [-] I like to picture stories in my head. So, when I read burglar I thought of a black guy.
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jldragon (07/26/2013) [-] One of the oldest jokes I've ever heard, and i'm pretty sure I read it in a Readers Digest...
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asheskirata ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-] **asheskirata rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at wtf cosplay **
I was thinking "Oh God, not another one of these posts." but in the end, I was pleasantly surprised by the joke here. Normally the posts that start out saying "Jesus knows you're here." or "God knows." turn out to be sappy and retarded, but this one was quite good. 9/10 OP
I was thinking "Oh God, not another one of these posts." but in the end, I was pleasantly surprised by the joke here. Normally the posts that start out saying "Jesus knows you're here." or "God knows." turn out to be sappy and retarded, but this one was quite good. 9/10 OP
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superbigfupa (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**superbigfupa rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Oh William ** what jesus really is
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guu (07/26/2013) [-] **guu rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Being Tall ** No, this is Jesus.
man i've had some ****** rolls lately..
man i've had some ****** rolls lately..
