YOU NEED JESUS

#1 - krisaeron

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(07/26/2013)[-]

Unexpected turn of events!

#2 - nextgenmidgett

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(07/26/2013)[-]

#67 to #2 - folkflunky

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(07/26/2013)[-]

In that scene all I can think of is "You spin my head right round"

#21 - nightmarecorpse

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(07/26/2013)[-]

if I had a parrot the first thing I'd teach it to say would be "Help! They turned me into a parrot!"

#35 to #21 - anon id: 155f7d3a

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(07/26/2013)[-]

Or, "Say it again Phaggot"

#29 - mikaelkid

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(07/26/2013)[-]

Bet the previous post taught him how to pick locks

#89 - MotorstormLegend

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(07/26/2013)[-]

I just want to point out that experiments were conducted which proved that parrots capable of imitating human speech are also capable of comprehending what they are saying, and applying words they've learned to appropriate situations. In other words, the events in this anecdote could actually happen, in theory.

Carry on.

#109 to #89 - darkvengence

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(07/27/2013)[-]

#91 to #89 - notbenstiller**User deleted account**

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(07/27/2013)[-]

#92 to #91 - MotorstormLegend

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(07/27/2013)[-]

I wanna hug!

#93 to #92 - notbenstiller**User deleted account**

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(07/27/2013)[-]

Oh god! A brony!

#94 to #93 - MotorstormLegend

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(07/27/2013)[-]

Well **** you too.

#97 to #94 - notbenstiller**User deleted account**

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(07/27/2013)[-]

Quiet you

#100 to #97 - MotorstormLegend

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(07/27/2013)[-]

WE LIKE TO SLEEP ALL DAY, AND PONY ALL NIGHT! THIS IS HOW WE LIKE TO LIVE OUR LIVES!

#101 to #100 - notbenstiller**User deleted account**

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(07/27/2013)[-]

Take that!

#102 to #101 - MotorstormLegend

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(07/27/2013)[-]

So can we.

#104 to #102 - notbenstiller**User deleted account**

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(07/27/2013)[-]

But can you do this?

#105 to #104 - MotorstormLegend

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(07/27/2013)[-]

You spin me right round, baby, right round.

#106 to #105 - notbenstiller**User deleted account**

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(07/27/2013)[-]

**notbenstiller rolls 88**
Dubs and I win

#107 to #106 - MotorstormLegend

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(07/27/2013)[-]

**MotorstormLegend rolls 25**

CRIMSON DYNAMO out of ******* NOWHERE!

#108 to #107 - notbenstiller**User deleted account**

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(07/27/2013)[-]

#110 to #108 - MotorstormLegend

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(07/27/2013)[-]

THE CRIMSON DYNAMO STANDS FOR THE MOTHERLAND AND COMMUNISM! THEREFORE, WE ALL LOSE!

#133 to #110 - MotorstormLegend

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(07/27/2013)[-]

YOUR RED THUMBS ONLY FUEL MY PATRIOTISM!

#132 to #105 - awesomesaucetime

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(07/27/2013)[-]

#99 to #94 - yisumad

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(07/27/2013)[-]

Here, this may be of use to you

#3 - RageRambo

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(07/26/2013)[-]

I heard another joke kind of like this one.

A woman in the middle of the night is thirsty, so she goes to the kitchen for a glass of water. A man breaks through the window. Being a Christian she shouted "Acts 2:38!" and the thief froze stiff until the police arrived. While being arrested a police officer asked him. "Why were you so scared of a Bible verse?"
the thief responded "Bible verse? What Bible verse? I thought she said she had an axe and two .38's.

#12 to #3 - unfitninjuh#229 on commentsRank#229

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(07/26/2013)[-]

Why are do scotsmen wear kilts
sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

#7 - anon id: 3f63ecbc

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(07/26/2013)[-]

As if a parrot could have such intellectual conversation.

#11 to #7 - hydromatic

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(07/26/2013)[-]

Say that again ************.

I ******* dare you.

#8 to #7 - royoten

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(07/26/2013)[-]

#73 to #7 - greedtheavarice

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(07/26/2013)[-]

novabird

You are the expert

Can a parrot have such an intellectual conversation?

#78 to #73 - novabird

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(07/26/2013)[-]

yes they can, in fact a friend of mine had one that understood when he was being insulted and would proceed to counter said insults with worse ones he learned from other people and he would use them logically, this can be said for most of the larger species of parrot and a few smaller ones as well.
it's all in how extensively you socialise them that allows them to understand full speech or not, that and how you communicate with them, body language with words greatly improves their understanding of your use of words in context.

#79 to #78 - greedtheavarice

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(07/26/2013)[-]

Alright, thank you.

Birds are getting more and more fascinating.

#80 to #79 - novabird

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(07/26/2013)[-]

they were also doing experiments where they proved that parrots can read their imprinted owner's minds as well, this does make sense since no matter how hard i try to hide food nova knows i have it before i enter the room.

#76 to #7 - novabird

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(07/26/2013)[-]

first the owner has to be that smart, i train mine to understand sentences and gestures from a young age.

#68 to #7 - anon id: 1e809684

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(07/26/2013)[-]

You didn't have to take it seriously.