Choose Wisely. . ONE WILL PROTECT k' oall. THE OTHER EIGHT WILL TRY TO KILL YOU. WISELY.... wolverine, he's only one that cant die
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Choose Wisely

ONE WILL PROTECT k' oall.
THE OTHER EIGHT WILL TRY TO KILL YOU.
WISELY...
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Submitted: 07/25/2013
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#3 - azbo (07/26/2013) [+] (28 replies)
wolverine, he's only one that cant die
User avatar #28 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Do I choose batman because he has thousands of strategies to beat all of the others? Or do I choose someone else because batman doesn't kill and would be one less foe for my choice to fight?
#139 - vincento ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
>will try to kill you
>Batman

#140 - Zong (07/26/2013) [-]
Aquaman never gets invited to these kind of things.
Aquaman never gets invited to these kind of things.
#1 - actionmastermegatr (07/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Dredd without a doubt.
#206 - hatemountain (07/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
My choice would be Vader. Not because he controls legions of stormtroopers and have a death star. Because he is simply the most powerful of them. He wouldn't even have to lift more then an arm to kill everyone but wolverine. And I guess a lightsaber should be able to cut through adamantium forcing wolverine to regenerate. And since the adamantium is not a natural part of his body he would regenerate with regular bones making him more vulnerable to attacks.    
   
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My choice would be Vader. Not because he controls legions of stormtroopers and have a death star. Because he is simply the most powerful of them. He wouldn't even have to lift more then an arm to kill everyone but wolverine. And I guess a lightsaber should be able to cut through adamantium forcing wolverine to regenerate. And since the adamantium is not a natural part of his body he would regenerate with regular bones making him more vulnerable to attacks.

.gif kinda related.
#194 - psychosamm (07/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Obviously pick Wolverine, 						*****					 can't die.   
   
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Obviously pick Wolverine, ***** can't die.

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User avatar #177 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I pick predator. Invisible, shoulder turret, kick-ass blades, etc, etc.
Do I get to have sex with my protector?
User avatar #111 - fladen (07/26/2013) [-]
terminator so he can yell at me "GET DOAAWWNN"
User avatar #286 - herbolifee (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Vader all the way. Besides the fact that he has the Galactic Empire at his direct disposal, he has the Force combined with lightsaber skills. None of the others can hope to tip that.
User avatar #266 - Jameshaich (07/26/2013) [-]
If you don't pick vader, you're lying to yourself.
User avatar #185 - charagrin ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Vader. He has the entire Imperial Army at his beck and call, plus the force itself. He could just force rip every other character into pieces.
#116 - fifteenandahalf (07/26/2013) [-]
im going with Mr. Vader, he has the whole imperial army at his disposal, and he has the force and a light sabre. He is pretty much the goods when compared to these other nubs.
#80 - anonymous (07/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I choose Darth Vader. I'll chill with him on the DeathStar. I'd like to see the others come and get us.
#96 to #80 - irishlawyer (07/26/2013) [-]
Well, the Predators have spaceships, and Batman is Batman, so they could
#321 - rprzombie (07/26/2013) [-]
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When you think about the 1 on 1's that might happen. I've gotta go for Vader.

Guns and "being a tough guy" don't really mean **** against Vader, I'm fairly sure he could sense the predator even while stealth with the force. Wolverine is my 2nd choice but I think Vader could at least easily keep him away from you if not kill him.

Also, as somebody who has friends who fiend Starwars, I have a moderate amount of knowledge that Vader is an astronomical badass. (Original trilogy doesn't do him justice.)
User avatar #307 - Metallicock (07/26/2013) [-]
I want Terminator but I'd have to go with Vader
#301 - rookiethebunwolf (07/26/2013) [-]
have a picture of judge dredd beating up batman.

so im gonna choose dredd
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#59 - AnonymousDonor (07/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
well...logically speaking (I mean there are two here I don't recognize but..) there really is no other choice than wolverine

immediately self healing; bones coated in "indestructible" metal; metal bones fused together with self-replenishing cartilage....

regardless of the awesomeness of any of the others, wolverine's sheer endurance will outlast them if nothing else

the only other possibility would be vader as the lightsaber is perhaps the only device with even remotely enough potential energy to overcome whatever work function holds for the electrons in adamantium
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but.... assuming a lightsaber works as some short range plasma emission caused by impossibly powerful molecular vibrations/energy transitions, then darth vader probably could succeed in removing wolverine's limbs but even then he would need to hold the saber in place long enough to super heat the metal into mobility..and chances are that with wolverine he would never get the chance
User avatar #10 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm going with Batman. I'd like the most intelligent one to protect me from a Sith Lord, a plasma shooting stealth alien, and an immortal man with adamantium bones.
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