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User avatar #113 - plutoo (07/26/2013) [-]
Magical Rape Watch? Doesn't sound half bad.
Mjölnir? Having the Army watch your every move until you drop it. Shoot you with a paralyzer, lock you up, end up chopping of your arms to see if they can use the hammer that way...No thanks.

Rape Gloves? Hehe...

Augments? "I'm sorry I can't let you into ANY country while the gate doesn't beep"

Little Girl Transformation? Take nudies of self, sell on internet. Trace your IP, find you in your normal form. Lock you up. Change while nobody see's. "What are you doing in here?" "The guy grabbed me and threw me in there and then he squeezed through the bars and left" Get out. Repeat.

Magic Book? No sex? Hell no.
User avatar #124 to #113 - grimsho (07/26/2013) [-]
you can still have sex it just drains your mana, so having sex will leave you with smaller spell potential for awhile
User avatar #114 to #113 - plutoo (07/26/2013) [-]
while the gate beeps* Sorry
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