Choose Carefully.. . Magical Pocket Watch Stap the time any time yen want Lian step itfor anly 2 minutes at atime 30 minute cooldown Lian move stuff around with
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Magical Pocket Watch
Stap the time any time yen want
Lian step itfor anly 2 minutes at atime
30 minute cooldown
Lian move stuff around without any problem
during timestop
Every Augment in IEX: HR
Recharge energy by eating candy bars
Jensen' sevice
Mjollnir
Lian indwell pee anything it hits
Ability to call men lightning
Lian get "charged" with lightning allowing
yen to sheet lightning with it
Chily yen can wield it
Little Girl
You can transform into a little girl
You can transform back into yourself as well
Carmal change while being seen
Jen net age when transference
Gloves Lifeban
Drains remaining years of'
victim, removing l year of'
aging en user
Leaves user paralyzed and
vulnerable fer 1 day upon
use
Can anly he used en humans
Heel: an Wizardry
By studying this book yen will gain magical powers
Having sex drains your mam
Appalls are based en the universe[ Istari]
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Submitted: 07/25/2013
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User avatar #6 - swordmasterredman (07/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
The pocket watch, the lives that could be saved in two minutes, the fights I can win, ect
#7 to #6 - anonymous (07/26/2013) [-]
Plus, you know, time is stopped. Two minutes will never pass!
#29 - anonymoose ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
The little girl disguise will get me into sleepovers.
#36 - hudis (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Mjölnir because by the gods the north shall rise again.
User avatar #4 - parralax (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Book of Wizardry... cause I haven't lost mana for a while.
#159 - djequalizee (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
More than enough time
#86 - anonymous (07/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
The little girl one.

>Transform into little girl
>Take naked pictures
>Pictures in underwear
>Pictures in sexy positions
>Transform back
>Fap to pictures

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzxFpioo7q8
#37 - infernalinsolence (07/26/2013) [-]
Oh, I choose Mjölnir. Definitely Mjölnir.
Oh, I choose Mjölnir. Definitely Mjölnir.
#47 - lurifax (07/26/2013) [-]
Deus Ex bitches
#143 - yunablade (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have made my choise
User avatar #156 to #143 - pwnagraphy (07/26/2013) [-]
"I asked for this"
#115 - hueyfreeman (07/26/2013) [-]
>Get gloves of lifetap
>Put on 1 year old baby
>Make them use the gloves on someone
>baby turns into sperm/egg cell

0 fucks given
#96 - antigravitycake (07/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
pocket watch   
>steal shit   
>rape rape rape rape rape rape rape
pocket watch
>steal shit
>rape rape rape rape rape rape rape
#111 - DarkLogic ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Bernards watch anyone?
User avatar #162 - gernab (07/26/2013) [-]
"Having sex drains your mana" Ha good thing I never have sex.
User avatar #121 - askafj (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If I stop the time, how will the 2minutes go?
#99 - fallentoast (07/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
1.) pocket watches are amzing
2.) time is stopped , so 2 minutes will never pass thus infinite time stopping
3.)Perfect escape every time. run away for 2 minutes then wait 30 seconds then reactive they will only have 30 seconds to find you in between your time stops
4.) buy a katana then go on a killing spree to collect all the other items on the list
User avatar #104 to #99 - SuperSixONE (07/26/2013) [-]
30 minute cool-down.
2 minutes will pass.
#85 - anonymous (07/26/2013) [-]
The watch. Stop time, stick my dick in people and try to cum as fast as possible, if can't then oh well, still got laid. Also take naked pictures of people and shit. 2 minutes is plenty of times.
User avatar #12 - lolwatthe (07/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
With the book of wizardry you could do almost anything on that list so I would take that.
User avatar #33 to #12 - robotvoice (07/26/2013) [-]
but you cant rape anyone with the pocket watch...
#11 - captiancook (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The augments from DX:HR.
The augments from DX:HR.
#38 - thechosentroll (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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Get gloves, achieve immortality, eventually become rich, achieve all other crap through future technology.
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