this guy has his priorities straight. what would you do? I think I would sing them my own mashup of 'Big Booty Bitches' and 'Marry had a little Lamb' complete w
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this guy has his priorities straight

what would you do? I think I would sing them my own mashup of 'Big Booty Bitches' and 'Marry had a little Lamb' complete with epic beat boxing, screaming sounds, children laughing and the sound of bumble bees just to mess with everyone. when thats done Id ask everyone to politely clap so make me feel better about my low self esteem and lack of self confidence when it comes to talking to other people, both girls and boys.

Laurence-
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#6 - flameprintz (07/26/2013) [-]
Obviously sing "Never Gonna Give You Up"
Obviously sing "Never Gonna Give You Up"
User avatar #4 - seesaws (07/26/2013) [-]
I would tell them to put up their hands so I could harness the power I needed to defeat Buu
#1 - teranin ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Wow what a ******* idiot. He has the power to change the entire world and that's what he does? Piss off his ex? I ******* hate this stupid immature guy so god damn much right now.
User avatar #16 to #15 - carnagejc (07/26/2013) [-]
Because this kind of thing should be taken entirely seriously.

You self righteous twat.
#27 - impaledsandwich (07/26/2013) [-]
Spread the one true religion.
User avatar #34 - seventh (07/26/2013) [-]
I'd say "God doesn't exist" to **** with them.
User avatar #12 - meganinja (07/26/2013) [-]
kill **** , burn people. Trust me, i'm your conscience.
User avatar #26 - flusteredmoose (07/26/2013) [-]
I'd tell them why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
#22 - axtinguisher (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Shout at the top of my lungs so people across the globe **** their pants together.
inb4 Heyayayyyaaya
User avatar #9 - willindor ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
I will tell everyone that South Korea is the best Korea.
User avatar #55 - zeroxnight (07/26/2013) [-]
I would put on my best King Kai voice and ask for Goku
#54 - Bacula ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 - darthblam (07/26/2013) [-]
"Get the **** over it and give NASA all your monies. Build a warp drive mother ******* . It's time to go to space.
User avatar #8 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/26/2013) [-]
"Hey....Hey....

I'm watching you masturbate.....

You're good"
#50 - eatchickendaily (07/26/2013) [-]
**eatchickendaily rolled a random comment #5456474 posted by thecjism at Furries ** :One does not simply lift occasionally 
 What I'd say
**eatchickendaily rolled a random comment #5456474 posted by thecjism at Furries ** :
One does not simply lift occasionally
What I'd say
#47 - lolfire (07/26/2013) [-]
"Don't pay attention to what those doctors say, the voices are real and you should do what they say"


For the majority of people this will be meaningless.
But Schizophrenics would provide amazing entertainment for the next few days.
#38 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2013) [-]
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I'd tell everyone that Thelema is the right religion.
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