A Policeman on his horse says to little girl on
her bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes,"
she replies. "Well tell Santa to put a reflector
light on it next year," and fines her . The
little girl looks up at the Policeman and says,
Nice horse you' got there. Did Santa
bring you that too?" The Policeman
chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well,"
says the little girl, "Next year, tell Santa the
fuckin' dick goes under the horse, not on
top of it"!