I'm not clever. . A Policeman on his horse says to little girl on her bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," she replies. "Well tell Santa to put a reflector li
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I'm not clever

A Policeman on his horse says to little girl on
her bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes,"
she replies. "Well tell Santa to put a reflector
light on it next year," and fines her . The
little girl looks up at the Policeman and says,
Nice horse you' got there. Did Santa
bring you that too?" The Policeman
chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well,"
says the little girl, "Next year, tell Santa the
******* dick goes under the horse, not on
top of it"!
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Submitted: 07/25/2013
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#12 - benstillerphaqqot (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#7 - scoobi has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
#10 - professorfj (07/26/2013) [-]
ooooooooooooooooo~
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#30 - therealtjthemedic (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#59 - tigerblade (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#34 - electrosaur (07/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #38 - stupidpancakes **User deleted account** (07/26/2013) [-]
And then she was night-sticked to death.
User avatar #66 - kyoutu (07/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Police man warns a young girl of the safety of reflectors with a stern but loving lesson.
Ungrateful brat insults him and calls him names.

This is why I hate the youth of today.
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#17 - morbidman has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#20 to #17 - agentdoubleohio (07/26/2013) [-]
minnten this is where i used it
#79 - satanrox (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#77 - alexkarino (07/26/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Sounds like something Ellie would say.
User avatar #13 - tanukicana (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why do people feel the need to say "Too bad that never happened" after reading a joke?
#51 - sirfisticuffs (07/26/2013) [-]
Sassy
Sassy
#47 - anonymous (07/26/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Omg **** the police am I rite? XD and omg kids are so cute omg XD

#49 to #47 - runswithdragons (07/26/2013) [-]
I do not know why this comment has been thumbed up. the world still confuses me
#25 - anonymous (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
wow this is sooo old I heard it in kindergarten. Also Im pretty sure it was old then to.
#26 to #25 - jvcjvc (07/26/2013) [-]
This thing was so old the fines were at £5. I don't know how much they charge in the UK, but where i live this is equal to £120.
#3 - ffffyou (07/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #8 to #6 - thesupervillian (07/26/2013) [-]
HELLBENDERS - Applooza

i love the hellbenders
#116 - doomsden (07/26/2013) [-]
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#102 - huffe (07/26/2013) [-]
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#46 - seffo ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
i have another one

a crocodile and a duck are sitting together when the duck suddenly asks "can you describe what i look like? cause i've never seen myself before"
the crocodile replies with "yeah sure, well you have white feathers, an orange beak and 2 orange and thin legs"
so the duck says "oh that's pretty cool"
then the crocodile asks "could you also describe what i look like?"
so the ducks answers "ofcourse, hmm.. you have short stubby legs, a leather coat, a big mouth and you're pretty fat... i think you're a german"

i'll go into the shame corner now
#27 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
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