Party Time. I remember waking up in the middle of having all 4 wisdom teeth removed and trying to talk to the doctor in sign language... He didn't know sign lan
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I remember waking up in the middle of having all 4 wisdom teeth removed and trying to talk to the doctor in sign language... He didn't know sign language..

spyin_ it:
when they were prepping me tor the surgery the nurse put one
those cloth hats over my heat) to Keep the hair out my face
she said "here' s your" party hat"
and i was already trippin balls so I said
and wigglier around on the table like a gleeful slug
i think smut this post sometimes and it metres me grin like a dupe
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Submitted: 07/25/2013
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#14 - darcandkharg (07/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #2 - PvtToucher (07/26/2013) [-]
I passed out the first time due to prior problems when I was younger, but as they started to gas me the second time I screamed out "ROUND TWO BITCHES!" and proceeded to gulp the gas and hyperventilate. Fun times lol
#30 - axtinguisher (07/26/2013) [-]
Apparently when I was tripping I was laughing the whole time because "elevators don't have teeth so they can't eat anybody who goes inside."
#3 - lomtura (07/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
was i the only one who read pepper spray instead of prepping?
User avatar #4 to #3 - richardastley (07/26/2013) [-]
There are seven billion people in the world, but I think you were the only one anyway.
User avatar #5 - oceanmist ONLINE (07/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Once I went to the Emergency room for blood loss, and they gave me some hardcore painkillers through an IV to deal with it and not pass out. Apparently I was extremely charming, gave one of the nurses my phone number, and pulled out my saline drip trying to offer all the doctors/nurses some of the "liquid orgasm".
User avatar #35 - desdemona (07/26/2013) [-]
I once had 4 teeth removed under general anaesthetic and when I woke up I had forgotten where I was. I opened eyes and saw a ceiling that was not my room so I sat up to try and remember. I didn't see the nurse come but suddenly I was pushed back down and held down. Oh god I'm being kidnapped. Fought the nurses for about 5 minutes until I worked out where I was.
#19 - optimussum (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
First tumblr post in a while to make me laugh.



Thumbed.
User avatar #29 to #28 - optimussum (07/26/2013) [-]
Diagonally
#6 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
When i got my wisdom teeth out i was just coming out of anesthesia and they showed me my teeth they took out in a cup. still pretty messed up at this point. i just said woah and stared at it, when he took the teeth away i yelled. they had a nurse hold the teeth in front of my face with me just staring at them for about 15 minutes.
#11 - Visual (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Who else here tries to fight the anesthesia before it takes effect? Like you only get so far before you're life " **** it" and let yourself pass out.
User avatar #33 - fishkrieg (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Loop Zoop
#23 - makhan (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I imagine it looked something like this.
I imagine it looked something like this.
User avatar #18 - vulpesvulpes (07/26/2013) [+] (21 replies)
i got twelve teeth taken out at once last year
i was tripping so hard that when i try o think about what happened i just think of "squid"
i really don't know like i associate that memory with squid and it is weird
User avatar #13 - twofreegerbils (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I got my wisdom teeth out just two weeks ago.

It was my second time in oral surgery, and my second time on both laughing gas and an IV. Double general anesthesia, coupled with the local novocaine shots in my gums.

And it was my second time being awake and sentient, with my eyes open, as I watched a doctor and nurses take bloody tools in and out of my mouth. The stuff only makes me feel immobile and extremely loopy. He had to cut up my lower two wisdom teeth because they were impacted (I heard him say it) and when he took the cutting disk to my teeth it was the worst ******* pain imaginable. Then it felt like he was going to break my jaw pulling out the cut up bits. I could feel the blood pressure cuff inflating and deflating, the heart rate monitor on my right middle finger, and my left leg losing control and shaking violently every now and then.

I take the deepest gasping breaths I can through my nose to try and get as much laughing gas as I can breathe but it just doesn't take me away. The IV hardly does **** .

Both times I come back to complete awareness soaked in my own sweat. For whatever reason, anesthesia doesn't work well on me and surgery is ******* terrifying and painful. God forbid I ever get any real work done inside me.
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#15 - stopsdropsand (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm getting 4 wisdom teeth pulled in a few weeks. I'm gonna be 						*******					 insane off of the medication they give me.
I'm getting 4 wisdom teeth pulled in a few weeks. I'm gonna be ******* insane off of the medication they give me.
User avatar #39 - drunkasaurus ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Well she's lucky because my surgery team were bitches and I only got the narcotics for like 5 minutes before they put me under for surgery... Barely had any fun
#73 - lissblizz (07/31/2013) [-]
this is one of the few posts that actaully made me tear from laughing so much
this is one of the few posts that actaully made me tear from laughing so much
#55 - spermbank (07/26/2013) [-]
It might have looked like this
It might have looked like this
#20 - vetnern **User deleted account** (07/26/2013) [-]
**vetnern rolled a random image posted in comment #315 at Beating the horse one last time ** Love it!
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