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User avatar #46 - resbiansrock (07/26/2013) [+] (24 replies)
>Steal from Fry's Electronic store
>All GPU's are mine now
> All computer upgrades stolen
>Assemble the ultimate computer
>I have a special friend, he overclocks all components a whooping 75%
>Boot up computer
>0.3 seconds to login
>It's beautiful...
>Play Crysis 3 at a steady 30 FPS
User avatar #61 - colegaleener (07/26/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Get married
User avatar #63 to #61 - sketchysketchist (07/26/2013) [-]
Is that your way of proclaiming your homosexuality.
Or are you planning on marrying a relative/animal?
#128 - tabarzins (07/26/2013) [-]
Use programs... WITHOUT AGREEING TO THE TERMS OF AGREEMENT.
Use programs... WITHOUT AGREEING TO THE TERMS OF AGREEMENT.
#99 - bobthedilder (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**bobthedilder rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Zoeey Deschanel would make a good Harley ** What I'd do
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#111 - thisotherdude (07/26/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Load my rifle and hide in the basement all day.
#80 - themissionary (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I feel like a better question to ask would be "What would you do if there were no negative consequences?" It isn't as nice on the ears but I think it's better.
I feel like a better question to ask would be "What would you do if there were no negative consequences?" It isn't as nice on the ears but I think it's better.
#39 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (07/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Do this to every cop I see.
Do this to every cop I see.
#228 - Classic (07/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #225 - icameheretotroll (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Post cyanide and happiness on FJ
User avatar #89 - shadowm (07/26/2013) [-]
Let's be honest, there would be a lotttt of raping going on
#11 - manninex (07/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Steal a plane, fly around for a bit or something, then do other plane-related things.
User avatar #4 - friendlyanon (07/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Just the usual. Law and respect comes from within oneself, it can not be imposed from outside.
#306 - notthistime ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
i'd post "The Oatmeal" comics on here
i'd post "The Oatmeal" comics on here

User avatar #276 - matthewfuckingmain (07/26/2013) [-]
Hit poodles with my dick.
User avatar #29 - lamarsmithgot (07/25/2013) [-]
Drive an RV way out into the new mexican desert to cook blue crystal methamphetamine with a former student of mine using a methylamine base of course
User avatar #208 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (07/26/2013) [+] (45 replies)
I'd get married
User avatar #211 to #208 - vatra (07/26/2013) [-]
It seems every gay or lesbian person is saying that. It is actually kind of depressing. I'm thinking of all the depravities I'd commit and here you are fantasizing about equal rights with your significant other.
User avatar #159 - raquelian (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i'd catch a bald eagle, execute it in front of the president and his family, and for the hell of it a crowd of small children, grill that bitch on an open fire and eat it while i sit on the front steps of the White House just so i know what freedom tastes like
#130 - LocoJoe (07/26/2013) [-]
Shoot assholes trying to rob my house.
Shoot assholes trying to rob my house.
#126 - fuckingdaltonapple (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #4041506 at Items ** I'd do this.
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