Think 'bout it. . Human beings are scary. We breathe a corrosive gas, drink one of the most potent solvents. Our preferred method of hunting was persistence hun
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Human beings are scary.
We breathe a corrosive gas, drink one of the most potent solvents.
Our preferred method of hunting was persistence hunting, where we chased animals until their body simply gave up and died.
We can eat just about anything we , which means that we don' t need to stop for food when chasing our prey.
If we can' t Mm. food, that' s M' leal Our body will simply begin to eat itself so that we don' t have to stop chasing our prey.
We walk upright, we sweat, we don' t have much body hair, which allows us to radiate away our body heat.
This means that excessive time or extreme environment wont stop our hunts. E
l ' 3 " ( the animal back against us, we can take massive damage to our extremities and lose half our blood and still
Our entire existence is owed to persistence, endurance, and determination.
when we put ourselves to a task, it gets done, period.
And this instinct is still affecting us today.
e''''' H ,. : Alexander the Great hits a stalemate with the fortified island city of Tyre, 'N ‘E. .' I
y l. ... Instead of going back defeated, he builds a kilometer long bridge in order to ran the city.
Cesar, after defeating the Gauls and invading Britain, turns a political fight into a civil war by invading Italy with only a single legion. " a'" 3: 12., ,4
l ." "is,,'.'.'' q . He eventually becomes dictator starting a world superpower whose engineering feats are only recently being broken. -raah .." -
s : A charismatic French general declares himself Emperor and sets off to conquer much of mainland Europe.
He is captured, exiled, and then escapes. The soldiers sent to recapture him instead lay down their arms and join him.
One man decides that we will go to the moon, despite much of the technology to do so not even existing yet,
I" Just eight years later, two humans stand on the surface of the moon and look back upon the Earth.
200 years ago, we didn' t have railroads. 100 years ago, we didn' t have airplanes.
50 years ago, we didn' t have Spaceflight. 25 years ago we didn' t have the Internet. -,.f'
We' already inherited the Earth and soon we WILL inherit the stars "ad'''
and anyone or anything that stands in our way will be eliminated one way or another.
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#18 - drflag has deleted their comment [-]
stickied
#28 - turboderp (07/26/2013) [+] (27 replies)
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Just because some might enjoy these.
#6 - anonibusii (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Pic related
#7 - sidathon (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
CRUSH THEM UNDER THE MIGHT OF THE IMPERIUM OF MAN
#12 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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And we don't give a **** about how stupid what we're about to do really is.
User avatar #25 - lamarsmithgot (07/25/2013) [-]
Lol. When you put it that way, we sound like the flood or something.
#51 - hudis (07/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Why isn't Hitler on that list? I mean he wasn't the nicest guy but he does qualify on pretty much the same level as Julius Caesar.
Why isn't Hitler on that list? I mean he wasn't the nicest guy but he does qualify on pretty much the same level as Julius Caesar.
#43 - motherfuckingkenji (07/26/2013) [-]
If anyone wants more Humanity **** Yeah stuff, there was this great thread a few days ago started by unncommon.
I saved it since I plan to re-read the **** out of all of it.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4697374/He+might+be+onto+something/17#17



Because **** yeah humanity.
#17 - thefunnyside (07/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #63 - bowservoltaire (07/26/2013) [-]
Dalek Sec
User avatar #61 - BadManTaliban (07/26/2013) [-]
what if we get in out own way?
...like we kinda already are.
User avatar #60 - brettyoke (07/26/2013) [-]
I don't think there will ever be a day where we can live on stars.
User avatar #57 - iizsimon (07/26/2013) [-]
This only makes the idea of zombies scarier.
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#50 - slandersalamander (07/26/2013) [-]
In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium...
#47 - Womens Study Major (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Now that we've pretty much dominated every other species on the planet, we're left with no one to compete with but each other. We still progress because we still compete for dominance within our own species, but we'd probably progress a lot faster if we worked together. Unfortunately, that probably won't happen unless there's a serious and immediate threat to humanity as a whole.
User avatar #41 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
We are killing machines, but not only for animals, but the planet that houses us as well. Genius.
#56 to #41 - toadkillerdog (07/26/2013) [-]
IT FEELS ITS DOOM APPROACHING!
#3 - Womens Study Major (07/25/2013) [-]
Humanity **** yeah!
#1 - Womens Study Major (07/25/2013) [-]
but mostly america
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