Think 'bout it. . Human beings are scary. We breathe a corrosive gas, drink one of the most potent solvents. Our preferred method of hunting was persistence hun im a faggot
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Human beings are scary.
We breathe a corrosive gas, drink one of the most potent solvents.
Our preferred method of hunting was persistence hunting, where we chased animals until their body simply gave up and died.
We can eat just about anything we , which means that we don' t need to stop for food when chasing our prey.
If we can' t Mm. food, that' s M' leal Our body will simply begin to eat itself so that we don' t have to stop chasing our prey.
We walk upright, we sweat, we don' t have much body hair, which allows us to radiate away our body heat.
This means that excessive time or extreme environment wont stop our hunts. E
l ' 3 " ( the animal back against us, we can take massive damage to our extremities and lose half our blood and still
Our entire existence is owed to persistence, endurance, and determination.
when we put ourselves to a task, it gets done, period.
And this instinct is still affecting us today.
e''''' H ,. : Alexander the Great hits a stalemate with the fortified island city of Tyre, 'N ‘E. .' I
y l. ... Instead of going back defeated, he builds a kilometer long bridge in order to ran the city.
Cesar, after defeating the Gauls and invading Britain, turns a political fight into a civil war by invading Italy with only a single legion. " a'" 3: 12., ,4
l ." "is,,'.'.'' q . He eventually becomes dictator starting a world superpower whose engineering feats are only recently being broken. -raah .." -
s : A charismatic French general declares himself Emperor and sets off to conquer much of mainland Europe.
He is captured, exiled, and then escapes. The soldiers sent to recapture him instead lay down their arms and join him.
One man decides that we will go to the moon, despite much of the technology to do so not even existing yet,
I" Just eight years later, two humans stand on the surface of the moon and look back upon the Earth.
200 years ago, we didn' t have railroads. 100 years ago, we didn' t have airplanes.
50 years ago, we didn' t have Spaceflight. 25 years ago we didn' t have the Internet. -,.f'
We' already inherited the Earth and soon we WILL inherit the stars "ad'''
and anyone or anything that stands in our way will be eliminated one way or another.
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#18 - drflag has deleted their comment [-]
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#28 - turboderp (07/26/2013) [+] (27 replies)
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Just because some might enjoy these.
#6 - anonibusii (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Pic related
#7 - sidathon (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
CRUSH THEM UNDER THE MIGHT OF THE IMPERIUM OF MAN
#12 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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And we don't give a **** about how stupid what we're about to do really is.
User avatar #25 - lamarsmithgot (07/25/2013) [-]
Lol. When you put it that way, we sound like the flood or something.
#51 - hudis ONLINE (07/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Why isn't Hitler on that list? I mean he wasn't the nicest guy but he does qualify on pretty much the same level as Julius Caesar.
Why isn't Hitler on that list? I mean he wasn't the nicest guy but he does qualify on pretty much the same level as Julius Caesar.
#43 - motherfuckingkenji (07/26/2013) [-]
If anyone wants more Humanity **** Yeah stuff, there was this great thread a few days ago started by unncommon.
I saved it since I plan to re-read the **** out of all of it.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4697374/He+might+be+onto+something/17#17



Because **** yeah humanity.
#17 - thefunnyside (07/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #63 - bowservoltaire (07/26/2013) [-]
Dalek Sec
User avatar #61 - BadManTaliban (07/26/2013) [-]
what if we get in out own way?
...like we kinda already are.
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#50 - slandersalamander (07/26/2013) [-]
In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium...
#47 - anonymous (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Now that we've pretty much dominated every other species on the planet, we're left with no one to compete with but each other. We still progress because we still compete for dominance within our own species, but we'd probably progress a lot faster if we worked together. Unfortunately, that probably won't happen unless there's a serious and immediate threat to humanity as a whole.
User avatar #41 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
We are killing machines, but not only for animals, but the planet that houses us as well. Genius.
#56 to #41 - toadkillerdog (07/26/2013) [-]
IT FEELS ITS DOOM APPROACHING!
User avatar #36 - ScottP (07/26/2013) [-]
Aha but there's a natural counter to humans. It's other humans.
User avatar #24 - nightmaren (07/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This is retarded. You can't talk about how hardcore and badass humans are when we don't even know of an existing sophont to compare ourselves to. Yeah, persistence hunting is hardcore, and terrifying and all that. Yeah, we're determined. But I guarantee you that any alien species that visits our planet will be just as respectable, if not moreso.
You can find things that are terrifyingly badass and unique in just about every animal alive.
Also, there won't be one single species of alien flying around in space that isn't roughly as determined as we are. Ambition is a requirement for civilization. We can't say we're the most determined, ambitious species in the universe and that's why we'll succeed, because we have nothing to compare ourselves to.
#20 - chord ONLINE (07/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It's interesting. All those movies they show earth being invaded by extraterrestrials. Yet it would be us doing the actual invading. Squeezing all the useful materials out of planets consuming more and more to keep this war machine running.
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