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#76 - blanketandpillow (07/26/2013) [-]
Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
Dumbledore: 30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques.
#89 to #76 - mondprinzessin (07/26/2013) [-]
Harry's breathing techniques
User avatar #88 to #76 - SubjectThree (07/26/2013) [-]
Three things:

1. Most of the **** that happens, up until the Goblet of Fire, only happens to Harry, ron and Hermione. Most of the other students (except for Neville, Ginny, and Cedric) are unaffected until Voldemort returns.

2. The only one who actually died before Voldemort's return was Cedric, and even then only by a few minutes (while participating in a deadly tournament, I might add)

3. Only the Sorceror's Stone was Harry's fault. Voldemort opened the Chamber of Secrets (which almost closed down the school), Sirius, who was considered a deadly criminal, escaped (which almost closed down the school), and Umbridge came into power after Cornelius Fudge zealously tried to ignore Harry's warning (and nearly closed down the school).
#91 to #88 - blanketandpillow (07/26/2013) [-]
...Cool? It's a joke, by the way, and the last line still stands. Dumbledore was kind of an asshole in the whole points department. I mean, he basically gave kids a reward, then at the last minute snatched it from their hands to give too the some others.
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