Probably. . dc: hogwarts students start the year wandering what shlt Harry is to up this lime. Yes, yes they do.
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User avatar #2 - threadz (07/25/2013) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised if bets are placed
User avatar #4 to #2 - lordlolland (07/25/2013) [-]
And I wouldn't be surprised if the Weasley twins where the bookmakers
User avatar #5 to #4 - threadz (07/25/2013) [-]
No wonder they had money to invent all kinds of prank related items.
User avatar #6 to #5 - lordlolland (07/25/2013) [-]
If I remember correctly they actually did a bit of bookmaking on the tri-wizard tournament in Goblet of Fire.
User avatar #7 to #6 - threadz (07/25/2013) [-]
They did didn't they. I guess wizards say gambling is totally legal
User avatar #35 to #7 - elecgrl (07/25/2013) [-]
Actually they got the money from harry. He won the money from "winning" the triwizard turniment and gave it to the twins because it was basically blood money. He got it all because cederic died
User avatar #38 to #35 - threadz (07/25/2013) [-]
They got the money to build their store from Harry. They were making prank stuff and selling it long before they opened their own store.
#1 - mcderper (07/25/2013) [-]
Yes, yes they do.
#28 - Cambro (07/25/2013) [-]
I've always wanted a Harry Potter book written without Potter and his friends being there, centering around just a normal student. Harry Potter is a great series and primarily character driven, but plot drowned. This is less in the books than the movies, but the plot and characters take the books completely over. How would a book in the Potter universe look without Harry and his battle with Voldemort? You could imaginatively expand what its like to attend a magical school where all kinds of cool **** happens, you learn how to use spells and create potions. All of this plus you live in a castle and get to wander around, getting into all kinds of shenanigans.
The story could just follow one student living the Hogwarts life and you could include more of a love story and how a kid survives high school life. I'm imagining Perks of Being a Wallflower that occurs in Hogwarts. Just like Tolkein wrote a ton of myths and other stories about Middle-Earth not including the Hobbit or LOTR, Rowling could write stories about Hogwarts without Harry Potter (either before or after). It could even include Harry's son, though I wouldn't want him to be a star.
User avatar #67 to #28 - memolia (07/26/2013) [-]
There are roleplay forums which you can even write stories about your own character
#34 to #28 - toogreenforyou (07/25/2013) [-]
I like your idea a lot. I also would have loved to see rowling write about the the time when tom riddle went to hogwarts or dumbledore etc
User avatar #36 to #28 - chiefhuskey (07/25/2013) [-]
Id like one based on the shenanigans a full blood ****** could cause, one from the inner city ghetto, a real Tyrone who was blessed with magic, i would seriously love to see how he reacts to the overwhelmingly white influences and happenings, it would be funny as hell, not to mention him trying to get girls or doing drugs or some **** .

Stereo Types are a Blast!
User avatar #53 to #36 - jimmiesberustled (07/25/2013) [-]
Imagine how dangerous a wizard on PCP would be
#52 to #36 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
If you can come up with a catchy name, I swear to Nicholas Cage and Stephen Hawking that I'll try my best to at least write a pilot chapter.
User avatar #54 to #52 - chiefhuskey (07/25/2013) [-]
Ra'quell Latevious Hicks
#60 to #54 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
And it's on! I'll be reporting back in some weeks or so.
User avatar #62 to #60 - chiefhuskey (07/25/2013) [-]
Great! I cannot wait for your masterpiece anon!

I am glad you deemed my ****** name worthy
User avatar #45 to #28 - vatra (07/25/2013) [-]
I think it should focus on Draco Malfoy's son. And should be about a pure blood learning that his heritage doesn't make him better than anyone else.
#61 - namesjon (07/25/2013) [-]
Guys I promise nothing will go wrong this year.
#64 - wartunno (07/25/2013) [-]
" **** wouldn't get ****** up if Harry had just listened to me!"
#76 - blanketandpillow (07/26/2013) [-]
Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
Dumbledore: 30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques.
User avatar #88 to #76 - SubjectThree (07/26/2013) [-]
Three things:

1. Most of the **** that happens, up until the Goblet of Fire, only happens to Harry, ron and Hermione. Most of the other students (except for Neville, Ginny, and Cedric) are unaffected until Voldemort returns.

2. The only one who actually died before Voldemort's return was Cedric, and even then only by a few minutes (while participating in a deadly tournament, I might add)

3. Only the Sorceror's Stone was Harry's fault. Voldemort opened the Chamber of Secrets (which almost closed down the school), Sirius, who was considered a deadly criminal, escaped (which almost closed down the school), and Umbridge came into power after Cornelius Fudge zealously tried to ignore Harry's warning (and nearly closed down the school).
#91 to #88 - blanketandpillow (07/26/2013) [-]
...Cool? It's a joke, by the way, and the last line still stands. Dumbledore was kind of an asshole in the whole points department. I mean, he basically gave kids a reward, then at the last minute snatched it from their hands to give too the some others.
#89 to #76 - mondprinzessin (07/26/2013) [-]
Harry's breathing techniques
#71 - Classic ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #74 - DiabloStrawhat (07/26/2013) [-]
Hogwarts Class of 2007. Every background character was voted Most Likely to Not Come to the Reunion For Fear of their Lives.
#70 - frantasium (07/26/2013) [-]
I would honestly love to see a film about the ordinary life of a hogwarts student. I don't know why but it would probably please the part of me that would've liked to have lived there.
User avatar #63 - lasmamoe (07/25/2013) [-]
They should make a movie about Harry Potter and Carl from the walking dead.

Call it "Whose Life Should We **** Up Today".
#72 to #63 - rawklobstah (07/26/2013) [-]
Sir, you just made my day--no, you just made my 			*******		 year with that post!   
Thank you, kind sir.
Sir, you just made my day--no, you just made my ******* year with that post!
Thank you, kind sir.
#77 - Yojimbo (07/26/2013) [-]
You know what really grinds my gears?

It's been years since I read the books, and I still am dying to know what the prize was for the house that got the most points. I of course refer to the point system that they pretty much discarded after like the third book

WHAT IS IT?! SOME COOL MAGIC OBJECT?! A ALL ACCESS TRIP TO HOGSMEADE?! A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CHOCOLATE FROGS?!
User avatar #84 to #77 - yuukoku (07/26/2013) [-]
Whores.
User avatar #87 to #77 - SubjectThree (07/26/2013) [-]
The House Cup and a feast.
#90 to #77 - curlyhairedgoddess (07/26/2013) [-]
The house cup and I think the banners over the great hall change into the house's colors.
User avatar #78 to #77 - xoyv (07/26/2013) [-]
probably some pointless **** that jsut says "hey, we got the most points last year!"
User avatar #79 to #77 - thatsmyhammer (07/26/2013) [-]
dildo wands
#26 - newsugarbriches (07/25/2013) [-]
most likely
most likely
#25 - Cambro (07/25/2013) [-]
I've always understood why some other characters hated Harry until the end. Think about it, the Dark Lord supposedly appears and the 12 year old Harry Potter fends him off in Philosopher's Stone. That's neat, I guess. Pretty brave kid. Then in Chamber of Secrets Harry makes it his personal mission to save Ginny and slays the basilisk in the process. He's still cool, but did he really have to go out of his way to be a hero? But it was his best friend's lil sis and Harry did have some clues from Tom Riddle's diary, so he'll get another pass. But don't forget that this kid is also a rising star in Quidditch. I mean, geez, does this kid have to be in everything?

Prisoner of Azkaban really starts the downturn in the eyes of his fellow students. Very wanted man escapes prison? Of course Harry is interested and chases this guy, even though this mofo is probably chasing Harry too. Like, Harry thinks he's some great piece of wizarding **** he can ward off a dude that escaped the best prison in the magical world. And if that's not enough, his cocky ass reinforces it by being the kid who makes the best potronus and also the quickest. Now he's evolved: he's the kid you hate not only because he thinks he's the **** , but he actually is good.

Goblet of Fire: Somehow his name gets in a world competition, cheating the rest of Gryffindor and Hogwarts out of a shot at world fame when Harry already has it. Then the competition ends up being all about him at the end of the day, even though a student died.

Order of the Phoenix: Separates the entire school in who supports him or not. Suddenly he thinks he is leading an army revolution. Who the hell does this kid think he is? Not to mention he is Dumbledore's favorite and a class clown who passes because of his nerdy friend. Oh, and he makes out with a grieving Cho. Douche move.
Half Blood Prince: Confirmed cheater. His friend also a Quidditch star. Dumbledore's favorite even more. Really hated before Voldemort wages war on him.
#56 to #25 - tardisemporer (07/25/2013) [-]
How the hell is Goblet of Fire his fault?
User avatar #39 to #25 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [-]
"The kid you hate not only because he thinks he's the **** "
He never asked for any of that to happen. He wanted to be just Harry. He doesn't think he's the **** , he is probably the most modest hero in popular media.
User avatar #47 to #39 - nucularwar (07/25/2013) [-]
I have a friend like that. He's incredibly modest and unassuming about his own talent for doing absolutely anything he sets his mind to, plus I've never met anyone who he can't get along with.

"I'm moving into a new apartment, it'd be fun to ******* build my own furniture"
"I ride my bike every once in a while, let's bike marathon length trips at 5 in the morning"

User avatar #18 - abesimpson ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Not totally related, but I always wondered how come there were bullies in hogwarts, I mean, size doesnt matter, everyone does fukin magic!
#19 to #18 - whyunofeellucky (07/25/2013) [-]
Stronger wizards?
And well witches, lets not be sexist.
#20 to #19 - abesimpson ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Your right, but this guy for example is freakin retarded. Shouldn't he be the one being bullied by smarter wizards?
#21 to #20 - whyunofeellucky (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, he was mainly a bully to other students in the first and second years.
I doubt they knew much offensive spells until dueling club.
After that he just... stood around.
#51 to #20 - wtfduud (07/25/2013) [-]
His right?
#22 to #18 - lolfire (07/25/2013) [-]
Magic is not permitted in the corridors.
#49 to #22 - wtfduud (07/25/2013) [-]
Take this, and put your coloured text to good use.
#50 to #49 - lolfire (07/25/2013) [-]
Pfft.    
Such low level techniques.    
   
   
I put my text to use in a much more subtle ways. Looks around in the comments, you'll see me at work.
Pfft.
Such low level techniques.


I put my text to use in a much more subtle ways. Looks around in the comments, you'll see me at work.
#33 to #22 - whenuleastxpect (07/25/2013) [-]
The lannisters sends their regards.
User avatar #23 to #22 - makomirocket (07/25/2013) [-]
such a waste of coloured text
User avatar #43 to #23 - paradox (07/25/2013) [-]
the only way to waste coloured text is by not saying anything at all
#24 to #23 - lolfire (07/25/2013) [-]
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#83 - rza (07/26/2013) [-]
****		 Harry, Get you 			***********		 			****		 outta here.
**** Harry, Get you *********** **** outta here.
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