Tough question. . I have a belt that holds up my pants. But my pants have loops that hold up the belt. What' s really going on down there? Who' s the real hero? Tough question I have a belt that holds up my pants But loops hold the What' s really going on down there? Who' real hero?
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#1 - creamNscream
Reply +110 123456789123345869
(07/25/2013) [-]
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO FIGURE THAT OUT
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO FIGURE THAT OUT
User avatar #2 to #1 - heraske
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(07/25/2013) [-]
Simple. The belt will tighten around you regardless, belt or not. The loops are just there to make sure the belt is properly spread around the fatline (otherwise known as the waist), so that the top of the pants isn't misaligned with the waist, so the belt hugs the pants to the waist.
#50 to #2 - anon id: e3d68956
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(07/26/2013) [-]
**** your ****. Who is the real Hero?!
User avatar #42 to #2 - adu
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(07/26/2013) [-]
Maybe your waist is a fatline, but mine is a fitline.
#5 to #2 - sadistikal
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(07/25/2013) [-]
#9 - nvdoverlord
Reply +65 123456789123345869
(07/25/2013) [-]
It seems the light bulb got his **** together today
It seems the light bulb got his **** together today
#4 - badgertime
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(07/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 to #4 - uhidk
Reply +17 123456789123345869
(07/25/2013) [-]
*do drugs
User avatar #6 - ogomer
Reply +17 123456789123345869
(07/25/2013) [-]
Hips... hips are the real hero.
#22 - jarelk
Reply -13 123456789123345869
(07/25/2013) [-]
Sorry to burst your philosophical bubble, but the answer is obvious..

It's your hips. The belt tightens them around your hips, which keep them up.
#28 to #22 - chiefhuskey
Reply -7 123456789123345869
(07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking the same exact thing, **** those red thumbs
I was thinking the same exact thing, **** those red thumbs
#30 to #22 - vatra
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/25/2013) [-]
Well, yes..
#33 to #22 - rprzombie
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(07/25/2013) [-]
This image has expired
So let me get this straight, you're "Answering" a comedian's joke with a literal explanation, as if this deceased comedian who told this joke about a decade ago could hear you and "get their bubble bursted"?


There are people who enjoy movies, there are people who say movies aren't real, and then there's people like you who go to the movie theater and scream its not real at the screen as if you're actually talking to somebody.

TL;DR: Everybody knows how pants and belts work, shut up.
#31 to #22 - skinless
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(07/25/2013) [-]
#45 - decoyoctopus
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(07/26/2013) [-]
Mitch Hedberg he was a drug enthusiast, he was a drug connoisseur...   
Drugs killed him, yes. But they didn't ruin his life,   
by any stretch, he really enjoyed them, he was good at it. He wasn't   
someone who faltered at it. He didn't wake up and go "oh ****, I should   
really work on myself" or "I need to rethink this", that guy *******   
loved being on drugs the entire time he was alive...Well, maybe not right   
 up until that very last minute, where he was like *haaaaaaaghghghg*   
...that might of not been, as much fun, but still...   
And now, his family have set up a Mitch Hedberg   
charity. its the "Mitch Hedberg golf tournament", to go to support a    
rehabilitation facility. I mean, they took everything he was about,   
and turned it on it's ass. He hated sports... he loved drugs!   
and you have a ******* charity sponsoring it?. it's like how if how the guy that   
died on the Luge in the Olympics, had his whole family come out and have    
like a...    
charity pie eating contest to keep kids outta sports...    
yeah, lets just stay on the couch, and get fat kids...   
   
It was literally for everything he was against, for everything he loved.   
and they did that i guess, because it would have been too tasteless to have    
a charity event where you get to actually, for a buck a shovel, literally   
dig up his grave, and turn him upside down... and then bury it back?
Mitch Hedberg he was a drug enthusiast, he was a drug connoisseur...
Drugs killed him, yes. But they didn't ruin his life,
by any stretch, he really enjoyed them, he was good at it. He wasn't
someone who faltered at it. He didn't wake up and go "oh ****, I should
really work on myself" or "I need to rethink this", that guy *******
loved being on drugs the entire time he was alive...Well, maybe not right
up until that very last minute, where he was like *haaaaaaaghghghg*
...that might of not been, as much fun, but still...
And now, his family have set up a Mitch Hedberg
charity. its the "Mitch Hedberg golf tournament", to go to support a
rehabilitation facility. I mean, they took everything he was about,
and turned it on it's ass. He hated sports... he loved drugs!
and you have a ******* charity sponsoring it?. it's like how if how the guy that
died on the Luge in the Olympics, had his whole family come out and have
like a...
charity pie eating contest to keep kids outta sports...
yeah, lets just stay on the couch, and get fat kids...

It was literally for everything he was against, for everything he loved.
and they did that i guess, because it would have been too tasteless to have
a charity event where you get to actually, for a buck a shovel, literally
dig up his grave, and turn him upside down... and then bury it back?
#59 to #45 - anon id: 0e24cd6a
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(07/26/2013) [-]
you type like ****
you're so bad i logged in to thumb you down
lol **** you
User avatar #60 to #59 - decoyoctopus
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(07/26/2013) [-]
I wasn't wearing my glasses when i typed this, you asshole...
#55 to #45 - teranin
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(07/26/2013) [-]
#48 to #45 - bleeduntildeath
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(07/26/2013) [-]
just so you know I'm sharing this
#49 to #48 - decoyoctopus
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/26/2013) [-]
S'all good, my friend... ;)
S'all good, my friend... ;)
User avatar #20 - euphoniumhero
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(07/25/2013) [-]
Mitch Hedberg - Sesame Seeds
Really like this guy's stuff. Here's one of his classic routines.
User avatar #40 to #20 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/26/2013) [-]
I think he also said something like, "I once was in a store buying my groceries, when I saw two packs of buns. One of the packs had sesame seed buns, and cost 3.99. The other pack was just regular buns without sesame seeds. It cost... 3.99. I think a lot of farmers have been tricked, because as it turns out, sesame seeds are worthless."
#13 - daveydave
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(07/25/2013) [-]
Quite the coincidence
#29 to #13 - bkceallaigh
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Picks or it didn't--   
   
   
Oh. Nice.
Picks or it didn't--


Oh. Nice.
#58 - coaldawg
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(07/26/2013) [-]
I had an ant farm;
Those fella's didn't grow ****.