Tough question. . I have a belt that holds up my pants. But my pants have loops that hold up the belt. What' s really going on down there? Who' s the real hero?
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#1 - creamNscream (07/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO FIGURE THAT OUT
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO FIGURE THAT OUT
#9 - nvdoverlord (07/25/2013) [-]
It seems the light bulb got his 			****		 together today
It seems the light bulb got his **** together today
#4 - badgertime (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #6 - ogomer (07/25/2013) [-]
Hips... hips are the real hero.
#22 - jarelk (07/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Sorry to burst your philosophical bubble, but the answer is obvious..

It's your hips. The belt tightens them around your hips, which keep them up.
#45 - decoyoctopus (07/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Mitch Hedberg he was a drug enthusiast, he was a drug connoisseur...   
Drugs killed him, yes. But they didn't ruin his life,   
by any stretch, he really enjoyed them, he was good at it. He wasn't   
someone who faltered at it. He didn't wake up and go "oh 			****		, I should   
really work on myself" or "I need to rethink this", that guy 			*******		   
loved being on drugs the entire time he was alive...Well, maybe not right   
 up until that very last minute, where he was like *haaaaaaaghghghg*   
...that might of not been, as much fun, but still...   
And now, his family have set up a Mitch Hedberg   
charity. its the "Mitch Hedberg golf tournament", to go to support a    
rehabilitation facility. I mean, they took everything he was about,   
and turned it on it's ass. He hated sports... he loved drugs!   
and you have a 			*******		 charity sponsoring it?. it's like how if how the guy that   
died on the Luge in the Olympics, had his whole family come out and have    
like a...    
charity pie eating contest to keep kids outta sports...    
yeah, lets just stay on the couch, and get fat kids...   
   
It was literally for everything he was against, for everything he loved.   
and they did that i guess, because it would have been too tasteless to have    
a charity event where you get to actually, for a buck a shovel, literally   
dig up his grave, and turn him upside down... and then bury it back?
Mitch Hedberg he was a drug enthusiast, he was a drug connoisseur...
Drugs killed him, yes. But they didn't ruin his life,
by any stretch, he really enjoyed them, he was good at it. He wasn't
someone who faltered at it. He didn't wake up and go "oh **** , I should
really work on myself" or "I need to rethink this", that guy *******
loved being on drugs the entire time he was alive...Well, maybe not right
up until that very last minute, where he was like *haaaaaaaghghghg*
...that might of not been, as much fun, but still...
And now, his family have set up a Mitch Hedberg
charity. its the "Mitch Hedberg golf tournament", to go to support a
rehabilitation facility. I mean, they took everything he was about,
and turned it on it's ass. He hated sports... he loved drugs!
and you have a ******* charity sponsoring it?. it's like how if how the guy that
died on the Luge in the Olympics, had his whole family come out and have
like a...
charity pie eating contest to keep kids outta sports...
yeah, lets just stay on the couch, and get fat kids...

It was literally for everything he was against, for everything he loved.
and they did that i guess, because it would have been too tasteless to have
a charity event where you get to actually, for a buck a shovel, literally
dig up his grave, and turn him upside down... and then bury it back?
#20 - euphoniumhero ONLINE (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Mitch Hedberg - Sesame Seeds
Really like this guy's stuff. Here's one of his classic routines.
#13 - daveydave (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Quite the coincidence
#58 - coaldawg (07/26/2013) [-]
I had an ant farm;
Those fella's didn't grow **** .
#47 - clickythepirate ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Batman, Batman is always the hero... Just not the one that's needed
User avatar #62 - zaiopeperse (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The hoops don't hold up the belt, they hang around the belt, to keep the pants up. Unless the belt's open, that is
User avatar #57 - xgrandmoffx (07/26/2013) [-]
For me, it's the pants. I used to walk around without a belt and my pants stayed up just fine.
#56 - bubblestheimpaler (07/26/2013) [-]
Mitch Hedburg was by FAR my favorite comedian of all time.
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#34 - phudgepacker (07/25/2013) [-]
The spaghetti
#27 - puppett (07/25/2013) [-]
twitter was created for mitch =(
User avatar #18 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Take off your pants and tighten a belt around your waist.
The belt has no problem staying up on its own.
User avatar #16 - dodgeorramit (07/25/2013) [-]
Beltman was the hero he deserved but not the one he needed.
User avatar #3 - rainbowtacos (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
People don't understand how belts work because none of them wear them where they're supposed to.

Mitch Hedberg is awesome though.
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