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The perfect crime

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Submitted: 07/25/2013
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#2 - marsupilami (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#3 - CIS White Male (07/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
thats actually stupid cause it ll be on the news, cause the killers wouldnt be caught
#5 to #3 - CIS White Male (07/25/2013) [-]
think again. If there is no corpse or any other significant sign of a criminal act to be found, it will be "investigated" as a missing person, not a murder.
#6 - tehnoobpwnzor (07/25/2013) [+] (11 replies)
#12 - CIS White Male (07/25/2013) [+] (11 replies)
No one noticed when I pooped in my pants at the age of 14.
#32 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
mfw when lots of people are talking about murder but content never specified what crime it was.
User avatar #11 - fukkenname ONLINE (07/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I've heard of the perfect crime. It was called "The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist", in which 18 million dollars worth of maple syrup was stolen

www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-01-02/the-great-canadian-maple-syrup-heist
#86 - grohl (07/26/2013) [-]
MFW me and my lifting team were talking in the locker room after Strength class in high school about the perfect murder, and our coach comes out of nowhere while eating a Banana and describes a clearly well thought out plan for the perfect murder, involving industrial strength chemicals, dogs, and tarps, among other items, and walks back into his office
MFW me and my lifting team were talking in the locker room after Strength class in high school about the perfect murder, and our coach comes out of nowhere while eating a Banana and describes a clearly well thought out plan for the perfect murder, involving industrial strength chemicals, dogs, and tarps, among other items, and walks back into his office
#50 - mechagodzilla ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Oh juses crust, I tried explaining this time and time again to my friends, but they never understood what it meant or what i was saying.
Oh juses crust, I tried explaining this time and time again to my friends, but they never understood what it meant or what i was saying.
#61 - thelamalord (07/25/2013) [-]
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#77 - leonjoker (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'll just leave this here because it seems pretty ******* appropriate.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4657748/murder/

TL;DR : Tips on how to get away with murder. Enjoy.
User avatar #57 - volleys (07/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Why is a Glock the symbol of crime for this picture?
User avatar #56 - masterboll (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
id imagine thats the principle most assassins go by
#27 - jakelax (07/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
who says its gotta be a murder? i always thought of the perfect crime as someone who had an epic heist..like stealing the Mona Lisa then replacing it with a fake so no one ever knew..
#92 - edgeomatic (07/26/2013) [-]
Well where's the fun in that
Well where's the fun in that
User avatar #90 - logickid (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The perfect crime is that when you freeze a lamb leg kill the person with it at your house cook the lamb leg and serve it to the police.
#51 - theguythatisnotyou (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#43 - CIS White Male (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
George Zimmerman, Casey Anthony, OJ...
User avatar #48 - chiefhuskey (07/25/2013) [-]
The secret to shoplifting is to do it on accident, I steal stuff all the time on accident in stores, i see something, put it in my pocket so i dont forget it somewhere, then i end up forgetting about it and walking out, hence, the perfect crime, so perfect I barely even remember doing it.
User avatar #47 - chickendinna (07/25/2013) [-]
idk, D.B. Cooper was pretty close i think...
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