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Submitted: 07/25/2013
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#2 - marsupilami (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#6 - tehnoobpwnzor (07/25/2013) [+] (11 replies)
#32 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
mfw when lots of people are talking about murder but content never specified what crime it was.
User avatar #11 - fukkenname (07/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I've heard of the perfect crime. It was called "The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist", in which 18 million dollars worth of maple syrup was stolen

www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-01-02/the-great-canadian-maple-syrup-heist
#86 - grohl (07/26/2013) [-]
MFW me and my lifting team were talking in the locker room after Strength class in high school about the perfect murder, and our coach comes out of nowhere while eating a Banana and describes a clearly well thought out plan for the perfect murder, involving industrial strength chemicals, dogs, and tarps, among other items, and walks back into his office
MFW me and my lifting team were talking in the locker room after Strength class in high school about the perfect murder, and our coach comes out of nowhere while eating a Banana and describes a clearly well thought out plan for the perfect murder, involving industrial strength chemicals, dogs, and tarps, among other items, and walks back into his office
#12 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [+] (11 replies)
No one noticed when I pooped in my pants at the age of 14.
User avatar #13 to #12 - lightninghorse ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
'cause it was perfect
#50 - mechagodzilla (07/25/2013) [-]
Oh juses crust, I tried explaining this time and time again to my friends, but they never understood what it meant or what i was saying.
Oh juses crust, I tried explaining this time and time again to my friends, but they never understood what it meant or what i was saying.
#61 - thelamalord (07/25/2013) [-]
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#3 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
thats actually stupid cause it ll be on the news, cause the killers wouldnt be caught
User avatar #7 to #5 - tenfinnvo ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
And crime does not even imply someone going missing, robbery is a crime too. So if there is "nothing" wrong, no one would ever think that there was even a crime.
#77 - leonjoker (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'll just leave this here because it seems pretty ******* appropriate.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4657748/murder/

TL;DR : Tips on how to get away with murder. Enjoy.
User avatar #57 - volleys (07/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Why is a Glock the symbol of crime for this picture?
User avatar #56 - masterboll (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
id imagine thats the principle most assassins go by
#27 - jakelax (07/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
who says its gotta be a murder? i always thought of the perfect crime as someone who had an epic heist..like stealing the Mona Lisa then replacing it with a fake so no one ever knew..
#92 - edgeomatic (07/26/2013) [-]
Well where's the fun in that
Well where's the fun in that
User avatar #90 - logickid (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The perfect crime is that when you freeze a lamb leg kill the person with it at your house cook the lamb leg and serve it to the police.
#51 - theguythatisnotyou (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#30 - demjimmies ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
I tried for 5 minutes to debunk this, but i couldn't    
   
have my thumb
I tried for 5 minutes to debunk this, but i couldn't

have my thumb
User avatar #29 - andnowducks (07/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Find someone with a heart transplant
>Take out their heart
>Let them bleed out
>Put it back in

Would this work?
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