American national anthem. . SING Hill THE SING III’. At college, the dumpsters were stored right below my dorm window. Every other day, 5:30 am, the garbage truck wouldn't just come by, it would come barreling dow American national anthem SING Hill THE III’ At college the dumpsters were stored right below my dorm window Every other day 5:30 am garbage truck wouldn't just come by it would barreling dow
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#8 - barstoolninja
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(07/25/2013) [-]
At college, the dumpsters were stored right below my dorm window. Every other day, 5:30 am, the garbage truck wouldn't just come by, it would come barreling down the road, most likely catching air on every ******* bump on the road, then use its crane thing to slam the dumpster on the truck 10 times in a row as hard as the hydraulic lift would let him, before slamming it on the ground, and then picking up the one next to it to repeat the ******* process. Also, The ****** left his truck in reverse the whole ******* time for what ever god awful reason so there was also the constant beeping. Then, as he left, he revved that bitch up harder and louder than a ******* pack of harley riders trying to compensate for their tiny dicks. The whole process lasted a half hour.   
>Mfw
At college, the dumpsters were stored right below my dorm window. Every other day, 5:30 am, the garbage truck wouldn't just come by, it would come barreling down the road, most likely catching air on every ******* bump on the road, then use its crane thing to slam the dumpster on the truck 10 times in a row as hard as the hydraulic lift would let him, before slamming it on the ground, and then picking up the one next to it to repeat the ******* process. Also, The ****** left his truck in reverse the whole ******* time for what ever god awful reason so there was also the constant beeping. Then, as he left, he revved that bitch up harder and louder than a ******* pack of harley riders trying to compensate for their tiny dicks. The whole process lasted a half hour.
>Mfw
User avatar #1 - cousin
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(07/25/2013) [-]
"This vehicle is reversing... This vehicle is reversing... This vehicle is reversing... This vehicle is reversing... This vehicle is reversing... This vehicle is reversing... This vehicle is reversing... This vehicle is reversing... " etc

Bastards.
User avatar #2 to #1 - drunkenness
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Just out of interest, how many times do you get mentioned in a comment per day and how many of them are about ******* you?
User avatar #3 to #2 - cousin
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Many many many times. 3/4 of FJ have claimed to or want to **** their cousin.
User avatar #4 to #3 - drunkenness
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Did you get notified when you mentioned yourself? :3
User avatar #5 to #4 - cousin
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Nah, luckily.
User avatar #6 to #5 - drunkenness
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I only get mentions like 2-3 times per day, and most of them are drunk when they type it so I have no ******* clue what people are on about the majority of the time.
User avatar #7 to #6 - cousin
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Haha I bet that is interesting! Talking of drunk, I'm off to get myself a bottle of Morgans Spiced *drools*