American national anthem. . SING Hill THE SING III’. At college, the dumpsters were stored right below my dorm window. Every other day, 5:30 am, the garbage truck wouldn't just come by, it would come barreling dow

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#8 - barstoolninja (07/25/2013) [-]
At college, the dumpsters were stored right below my dorm window. Every other day, 5:30 am, the garbage truck wouldn't just come by, it would come barreling down the road, most likely catching air on every 						*******					 bump on the road, then use its crane thing to slam the dumpster on the truck 10 times in a row as hard as the hydraulic lift would let him, before slamming it on the ground, and then picking up the one next to it to repeat the 						*******					 process. Also, The 						******					 left his truck in reverse the whole 						*******					 time for what ever god awful reason so there was also the constant beeping. Then, as he left, he revved that bitch up harder and louder than a 						*******					 pack of harley riders trying to compensate for their tiny dicks. The whole process lasted a half hour.   
>Mfw
At college, the dumpsters were stored right below my dorm window. Every other day, 5:30 am, the garbage truck wouldn't just come by, it would come barreling down the road, most likely catching air on every ******* bump on the road, then use its crane thing to slam the dumpster on the truck 10 times in a row as hard as the hydraulic lift would let him, before slamming it on the ground, and then picking up the one next to it to repeat the ******* process. Also, The ****** left his truck in reverse the whole ******* time for what ever god awful reason so there was also the constant beeping. Then, as he left, he revved that bitch up harder and louder than a ******* pack of harley riders trying to compensate for their tiny dicks. The whole process lasted a half hour.
>Mfw
User avatar #1 - cousin (07/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"This vehicle is reversing... This vehicle is reversing... This vehicle is reversing... This vehicle is reversing... This vehicle is reversing... This vehicle is reversing... This vehicle is reversing... This vehicle is reversing... " etc

Bastards.
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