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User avatar #1 - squiresparkle (07/25/2013) [-]
Because a thug would have an Iphone.


Well I guess he could of stolen it.
User avatar #46 to #1 - OsamaBinLadenz (07/25/2013) [-]
45 other comments at the time of my posting and literally 90% of them were in this comment chain. You dun ****** up now.
User avatar #58 to #46 - squiresparkle (07/26/2013) [-]
I feel so loved ^_^
User avatar #42 to #1 - fyaq (07/25/2013) [-]
who said it belongs to him?
#33 to #1 - qwopdude **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [-]
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#32 to #1 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 to #1 - cudlefish (07/25/2013) [-]
But for that to be so, this would have to be real, which it isn't
#25 to #1 - mrmanman (07/25/2013) [-]
Or he could be texting to an iPhone from a different phone.
Or he could be texting to an iPhone from a different phone.
User avatar #57 to #25 - squiresparkle (07/26/2013) [-]
iMessage is blue, requires another iPhone
#22 to #1 - lellone (07/25/2013) [-]
jesus christ dude stop being so edgy
#16 to #1 - Obscurity (07/25/2013) [-]
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can u not
#19 to #16 - butthurtexe (07/25/2013) [-]
I sense the rustle in this one.
#20 to #19 - Obscurity (07/25/2013) [-]
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can u not
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#11 to #1 - xXMAQXx ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
why do you assume he stole it? obviously bitches on da street being given them papi some massive dough to pay the bills and ****
User avatar #38 to #11 - chiefhuskey (07/25/2013) [-]
My nugga
User avatar #47 to #38 - Thenewguygunther (07/25/2013) [-]
my nyega
User avatar #48 to #47 - chiefhuskey (07/25/2013) [-]
lel
#15 to #11 - thebeatlesfan (07/25/2013) [-]
I imagined Bill Nye saying that.
User avatar #37 to #15 - xXMAQXx ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
i imagined me saying it
#10 to #1 - Womens Study Major (07/25/2013) [-]
Gang banging can make some ******* bank.
You know how much money you can get for selling drugs?
User avatar #4 to #1 - joshlol (07/25/2013) [-]
I don't see why not, plenty of lower-class welfare scum are equipped with iphones, ipads and such.

Not trying to hate on apple
User avatar #28 to #4 - barenoizedub ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Why the hell are you not trying to hate on apple? Do you know where you are?
User avatar #34 to #28 - joshlol (07/25/2013) [-]
Because subscribing to the anti-apple bandwagon is childish, the people on it are the same people that sperg out and make dozens of " **** YOU XBOX IS BETTER THAN PS3 phanact" comments all over youtube.
User avatar #35 to #34 - barenoizedub ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
If you think that you are retarded because people hate apple for completely different reasons to hating a console over another console. just saying.
#36 to #35 - joshlol (07/25/2013) [-]
People hate Apple because the internet tells them to. It's hilarious that you guys think Apple users are the sheep.
User avatar #54 to #36 - barenoizedub ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
I formed my opinion based on what I have seen and heard from friends, I know a lot of musicians and I believe that only musicians and artists are people that should use macs because they specialise in programs such as logic and photoshop, However for everyday browsing and gaming, they are pointless due to the cost of them. There are a million reasons that other PC's are better than Mac's and the reason that most of the people on the internet hate them is because they are generally smart enough to realise that, it also is to do with other things other than the products themselves, the company have only recently started any philanthropic projects, look at bill gates, donating billions to charity, then you just have Apple only just donating a couple of million when their profit margins are much higher, it's ******** , they are a **** company and you're just trying to be a hipster cunt saying it's not cool to hate on Apple just because a lot of people hate on apple. If you can tell me why Apple are better then fair enough I will shut up, but until then you should probably stop buying apple products.
#55 to #54 - joshlol (07/26/2013) [-]
Photoshop is available on windows too. The reason Mac's are known as "good for working with art" is because they use an IPS display which displays more 'true to life' colours than a typical TN monitor. However you could simply buy an IPS screen for a windows based PC.
I wouldn't game on a mac due to the fact they don't have very good cooling systems.

Here's why I chose a MacBook over a windows laptop though:
-At the time of purchase it had objectively the best screen on a laptop, this may still be the case.
-Battery indicator on the side without having to turn the pc on.
-Multi-touch trackpad with gestures that feel more fluent than anything I've seen on a windows laptop.
-XCode is exclusive to Mac OSX and I use this (inb4 hackintosh, no)
-Is or at least was considered the best performing windows-running laptop, I have dual OS

inb4 hurr it's overpriced. What isn't these days? You don't go up to the man with the Rolex and start telling him he should have brought a $10 watch as it functions the same (better actually). I also make a lot of money, not to try and brag or anything, a macbook is pocket change to me.

The fact that bill gates donates more to charity isn't a factor to take into consideration when looking to buy a PC (for me at least)

"they are a **** company and you're just trying to be a hipster cunt" please grow up mate.

I never said Apple was better, I primarily use a windows based system believe it or not, and if I brought another laptop now I'd probably look at buying one of those Win8 laptops that double up as a tablet. It's just childish to waste your life hating on a company you will always be insignificant to, a company that doesn't even know you exist. What a waste of time.
User avatar #56 to #55 - barenoizedub ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Okay so the first point you mentioned is that Apple products are good for artists, well done, oh wait I already said that, I just didn't delve into specifics of why they are. The overpriced factor is huge for a lot of people, I know people that have heard fanboys say apple was so good that they have spent literally all of their savings on a mac or an iPhone and then realised they have no money and a laptop/phone that isn't any better than one that would have cost a lot less, just because money doesn't matter to you doesn't mean that it isn't an important factor behind buying products.

the charity aspect to me is a big deal because I don't particularly fancy funding something where literally none of the proceeds are going to charity, morals are something I try to maintain in all aspects of my life, whether it is not cheating on a partner, helping people less fortunate or even supporting good causes, fair enough if you're a cold hearted bastard.

(also I'm not a programmer so I don't know much about XCode, but what is wrong with hackintosh?)

One final point I would like to make is that Apple are incredibly controlling with their products, there is virtually no element of personalisation to them, there are so many things I can do with my Dell laptop (not an alienware) that I couldn't do with a mac, I also find that I have spent less money on my Samsung Galaxy S4 than my friends iPhone 4 and mine is better hardware wise and again as it is android has a lot more potential.

All im saying is that it's okay to hate on Apple for numerous reasons so don't tell me it's childish to do so, and while you don't agree with my points or why I don't like them it doesn't automatically make you right.
#59 to #56 - joshlol (07/26/2013) [-]
>well done, oh wait I already said that, I just didn't delve into specifics of why they are

You said "they specialise in photoshop" which is moronic. Lots of people think macs are good for graphic design yet have no idea why, or what an IPS screen even is.
They are good for musicians though I'll give you that.

>I know people that have heard fanboys say apple was so good that they have spent literally all of their savings on a mac or an iPhone and then realised they have no money

In other words, you know some spastics that don't know how to manage their money. Top lel.

>you're a cold hearted bastard

It's cute that you're a self-proclaimed good Samaritan because you buy things on the basis that some of the proceeds MIGHT go to charity (usually they don't. If you want to do something for charity either make a donation or do some volunteering. I, being the "cold hearted bastard" that I am do both of these.

>hurr my phone is better than yours
That's nice my friend, I expect people love you at parties huh? I did tell you that anti-Apple people were the same as xbox vs ps3 tards, thank you for proving me right.

No matter how much you hate Apple, no matter how much tantrums you throw about them, they will never know or even care that you exist. You are nothing to them, not even a blip on their radar. If you consider it a healthy investment of your time to feel hatred towards them, fine.
At the end of the day, they are a very successful company, and haters comes with being successful.

>If you can tell me why Apple are better then fair enough I will shut up

How about you tell me specifically what it is you think you can customize on your Dell that I can't on my MacBook. Bare in mind that I have Windows running on my MacBook as well as MAC OSX. I don't want to hear "Dell is cheaper" either, I'm not the kind of guy that has to stick to a 'budget'.
User avatar #60 to #59 - barenoizedub ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
okay aside from you not responding with anything I didn't already know, you're a moron if you think that most people know how to dual boot meaning that most people aren't also running windows, and therefore have minimal customisation, If you're good with computers and can get the same things on a mac as on a pc then fair enough, but most can't.

And I don't push my phone down other peoples throats, Im a nice guy and you are presuming im a fat neckbeard that openly hates apple and constantly shouts it at the world because I said I dont like apple online?

Also I didn't mean that they specialise in photoshop, I said in programs "like" meaning that they have programs that are apple only and work better with the OS.

tl;dr: your comeback was appalling and you took a lot of time to say nothing. If you respond again I won't reply because you don't deserve anymore of my time, quite frankly the fact you got this much was very lucky on your part.
User avatar #61 to #60 - joshlol (07/27/2013) [-]
>most people

I am giving you my personal justification for buyinga MacBook over a Windows based laptop, I don't care if "most people" aren't smart enough to figure out how to dual boot.

>I'm a nice guy

Maybe

>You are presuming..

No I'm not.

>Also I didn't mean that they specialise in photoshop, I said in programs "like" meaning that they have programs that are apple only and work better with the OS.

I'd still take a PC over a mac for any graphic/video editing work, you have access to all the software you could want as well as graphics cards dedicated to rendering. iMac's have the mobile version of normal graphics cards.

>tl;dr: your comeback was appalling and you took a lot of time to say nothing.

Pot. kettle. black.

>If you respond again I won't reply because you don't deserve anymore of my time

I bet you do, you've already summed up that your time is of little value as you make time to hate Apple.
User avatar #31 to #28 - fukkendragonite (07/25/2013) [-]
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?

YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY.

YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIEEEE
User avatar #12 to #4 - freakyorange (07/25/2013) [-]
Why not? Apple sucks.

**** APPLE WITH A RAKE
#9 to #4 - Grom (07/25/2013) [-]
MFW i'm upper middle class and all i have is a ****** Huawei
User avatar #13 to #9 - joshlol (07/25/2013) [-]
If you're upper middle class I expect you could take out an iphone contract if you wanted to. Personally as long as I can call/text/take pictures/use google I'll take anything.
#3 to #1 - Womens Study Major (07/25/2013) [-]
You're dumb the one blue is the person who has the iPhone the other can be whatever phone but it is always going to show up that way for the person who is receiving the message
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User avatar #6 to #3 - udo (07/25/2013) [-]
Well actually he is right, both parties are owners of iPhones. The blue text bubbles indicate the usage of iMessage, a messaging circle unique to those only with iPhones, which allows group messaging and higher quality media. If the other end had a different phone, the text bubbles would be green instead of blue.

But squiresparkle was still being dumb for mentioning 'well maybe he stole it'.
User avatar #8 to #6 - squiresparkle (07/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't dumb, just stupidly thorough in my reasonings
#21 to #8 - Womens Study Major (07/25/2013) [-]
How dare you squiresparkle?! Insinuating that a black man would steal. I have Known many black men in my life and have not once heard of a black man partaking in such a vilifying act such as thievery and the only reason i roll my windows up when i drive by them is because they smell like fritos and i dont like fritos.
User avatar #5 to #3 - joshlol (07/25/2013) [-]
His messages being displayed in a blue bubble means that he is using iMessage. Whoever he is messaging is either using an iPhone, iPad or MacBook.
User avatar #2 to #1 - shrinkzz (07/25/2013) [-]
If he was a succesfull thug...
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