Immortality. Wat.. com You are granted but Gabe Newell gives you a immortality rim job live on Good Morning America (no you can' t hide your face). It's not like the shame would follow you the rest of your life, the ten people who saw it would die off soon enough. gma gabe
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - TwelveCharlie
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(07/25/2013) [-]
It's not like the shame would follow you the rest of your life, the ten people who saw it would die off soon enough.
#4 to #3 - jalthelas [OP]
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#5 to #3 - anon id: c6f78855
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(07/25/2013) [-]
lel good one.
User avatar #1 - swagloon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
So whats the problem?
User avatar #2 - playermod
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(07/25/2013) [-]
-Suffer the job for a generation or so, people forget.
-Have to live long enough to see civilization crash and burn, a supernova,, etc
-You still live, floating endlessly in space, catching in planetary / star orbits, crashing, suffering until that planet / star collapses.
-Eventually get caught in a black whole
-???
#10 - anon id: 88bc0e56
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(09/14/2014) [-]
Win win
#9 - anon id: 420f6b94
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(07/25/2013) [-]
None of that is bad
User avatar #8 - hardtuner
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Nah, immortality sucks if you don't have godly powers.
#6 - anon id: 465319d0
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(07/25/2013) [-]
*clicks button* All those people that saw me will eventually die.
User avatar #7 - nanako
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(07/25/2013) [-]
recieving a rimjob? easy ^^ he'll i'd GIVE him one for immortality. or a few hundred bucks