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#48 - ButtonFly ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
And  what seemed to be one of the greatest days of Jeff's life, suddenly turned macabre as the chipmunks that he thought to be harmless woodland creatures began to feast on his flesh in a feral frenzy of gruesome proportions. His family could only look on with horror as they ripped away tiny chunks of flesh from his face to store in their evil little cheeks, which had seemed so cute and harmless only seconds before. His wife and daughter averted their eyes and cowered in fear from what they thought was a safe distance away as Jeff writhed and screamed, rolling on the ground, failing to dislodge the demonic rodents. It was then that they noticed the plethora of little black black eyes and black and white striped backs that surrounded their campsite. The event was later referred to as the Massacre of Chipmunk Meadows.
And what seemed to be one of the greatest days of Jeff's life, suddenly turned macabre as the chipmunks that he thought to be harmless woodland creatures began to feast on his flesh in a feral frenzy of gruesome proportions. His family could only look on with horror as they ripped away tiny chunks of flesh from his face to store in their evil little cheeks, which had seemed so cute and harmless only seconds before. His wife and daughter averted their eyes and cowered in fear from what they thought was a safe distance away as Jeff writhed and screamed, rolling on the ground, failing to dislodge the demonic rodents. It was then that they noticed the plethora of little black black eyes and black and white striped backs that surrounded their campsite. The event was later referred to as the Massacre of Chipmunk Meadows.
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