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User avatar #5 - vedgetable (07/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
story time you dirty prostitutes
>be at the store
>sneeze doesnt come out
>staring blankly
>without me knowing girl is getting mad cause im looking like a moylester.
>finally sneeze
>girl bursts out in laughter
>score her number afterwards
>writes it on my hand
>fap later that day, get blue penis.
#15 - helldog (07/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
mfw im about to sneeze
#2 - houseofbrick (07/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If you hold your breath when you feel you have to sneeze, you'll sneeze.
#10 - chopliver ONLINE (07/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I prefer contorted face over shat pants.
I prefer contorted face over shat pants.
#16 - chody (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If you feel you have to sneeze look up at a bright light, like the sun or a light in your house and you will sneeze
#9 - teenytinyspider (07/25/2013) [-]
What's the worst is you get that "I gotta sneeze" stupid look and you breathe in, your whole body is ready to get that sweet relief, even making that gasping or "ahhhhhhh" sound before you sneeze, and just like that, it's gone...
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#12 - hor (07/25/2013) [-]
What the **** is wrong with this guy's fingers?
#7 - battokiri (07/25/2013) [-]
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MFW I sneeze, or don't sneeze.
#4 - omegaominous (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#1 - sidnineonefourtwo (07/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It's worse when family members watch your face contort, and right as you're about to get the beautiful release someone says, "Don't sneeze." All the while a 						***********					 grin on their face. Every 						*******					 time..
It's worse when family members watch your face contort, and right as you're about to get the beautiful release someone says, "Don't sneeze." All the while a *********** grin on their face. Every ******* time..
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