He's right you know. . Tristan Barker yeasterday at PM i..,."; A bit of news for you-, Russia declares war on homosexuality, Britain blocks porn from their inte
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He's right you know

Tristan Barker
yeasterday at PM i..,.";
A bit of news for you-,
Russia declares war on homosexuality,
Britain blocks porn from their internet, us
drops bombs over the great barrier reef (-
activated), New Zealand is about to Legalise
spying on it' s citizens, 500 compooter. i Ar.
Claude members escape from a jail in Iraq,
and deforestation in the Amazon has
increased by THIS YEAR.
HEHE I WONDER WHAT THE BABY IS
GOING TO BE CALLED.
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User avatar #21 - I Am Monkey (07/25/2013) [+] (11 replies)
The "bombing the barrier reef" thing is a massive load of non-story ******** . The planes were running low on fuel and dropped 4 disarmed bombs into the water. They'll probably be picked up at some point. This happens literally all the time.

The only reason it's even a thing is that "US Bombs Great Barrier Reef" is a good headline to attract clicks on a blog if you don't mind completely misleading readers.
User avatar #92 - fukkendragonite (07/25/2013) [+] (36 replies)
Russia is not declaring war on homosexuality, you can still be gay in Russia without prejudice, it's just the government actively speak their views against it.

Porn isn't blocked from the internet in Britain yet, and there's opposition to it. It might not even happen yet.

As far as I'm told, the bombs thing was necessary. The bombs were disarmed and was done because they needed to drop weight from the planes to save fuel. Nothing and nobody was damaged and it wasn't an act of aggression in the slightest.

I cannot find a legit source that I trust talking about the New Zealand thing, so I'll hold judgement for a moment.

They weren't all convicted Al Qaeda members, but rather Al Qaeda coordinated the jailbreak of 500 prisoners, and some were Al Qaeda members. So that's horribly inaccurate from the outset.

I don't know where you pulled 437% from, but I found 35%. I cannot find anywhere that says 437%. And besides, this news was about 3 weeks ago. www.reuters.com/article/2013/07/05/us-brazil-deforestation-idUSBRE9640ZD20130705

In case you haven't noticed, the majority of people don't give that much of a **** about the baby either.
#12 - deviousalien (07/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The bomb dropped in the barrier reef was dropped into hundreds of feet of water, and was not detonated. It was dropped to jettison weight from a plane that would have otherwise crashed, claiming the lives of the pilots and leaving more than an un-detonated bomb hundreds of feet on the ocean floor. Just fyi
#39 - Yojimbo (07/25/2013) [+] (9 replies)
A bit of news for you...   
   
-Abraham Lincoln returns from the dead to lead Florida in the Civil War II   
-Community announces it will have a sixth season as well as a movie, but neither will have any of the original characters   
-Australia turns rightside up so people will stop making jokes   
-Canada declares war on itself so as not to offend any other countries   
-Half Life 3 Confirmed   
   
HEHE THIS IS WHY YOU NEED SOURCES TO BACK UP YOUR SO CALLED NEWS
A bit of news for you...

-Abraham Lincoln returns from the dead to lead Florida in the Civil War II
-Community announces it will have a sixth season as well as a movie, but neither will have any of the original characters
-Australia turns rightside up so people will stop making jokes
-Canada declares war on itself so as not to offend any other countries
-Half Life 3 Confirmed

HEHE THIS IS WHY YOU NEED SOURCES TO BACK UP YOUR SO CALLED NEWS
#53 - rainbowhead (07/25/2013) [+] (7 replies)
> Russia declares war on homosexuality
If I remember correctly, last thing we did was forbidding gay couples to adopt kids. There was nothing about exclusive hatred to minorities.
#235 - thebritishguy (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Porn isn't blocked in Britain, believe me I KNOW
Porn isn't blocked in Britain, believe me I KNOW
#237 - linkheros (07/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You know what would be funny? If the baby was black
User avatar #99 - Lambda ONLINE (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Those bombs weren't dropped like everybody is saying. It wasn't America deciding that "hey, you know what would be a good idea? Let's bomb the one part of Australia that doesn't have giant spiders". It was that the plane was going down and the only way they could save themselves was to drop the heaviest stuff on the plane. Since yo mamma wasn't aboard, they threw away the bombs.
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Holy **** thank you! I had no idea that one could read more than ONE story in a day! It's almost as though once I had heard about the Royal Baby my brain ceased to be able to look to other sources of information.

Oh wait no, OP is another "I r SOOO EDGY! I aint even care bout no baby! I'll cut joo wid edge." Faggot
#131 - itachijebest (07/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"How can you guys care about nice things when there are bad things happening!!!!"

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#121 - Obscurity (07/25/2013) [+] (12 replies)
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at least the NSA is getting voted to get defunded
#25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
New Zealand is about to legalize spying on it's citizens? But that's where I live... Holy hot dicks from hell dude
User avatar #4 - drainbramage (07/25/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Sigh, looks like I have to copy and paste this again.


Because the news is always about people dying and **** , god forbid if people want to enjoy some good news for once. Good news is a rarity, so people would prefer to hear about it, rather than about another earthquake that killed a bunch of people in a poor country that they hear about every few months. Just let people lose their minds over something that isn't a tragedy for once, jesus.
User avatar #261 - hankrutherfordhill (07/25/2013) [-]
ABC news- "The four bombs, weighing a total of 900 kilograms (2,000 pounds), were dropped into more than 50 meters (164 feet) of water away from coral to minimize possible damage to the reef, the statement said. None exploded.

The jets from the 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit had intended to drop the ordnances on the Townshend Island bombing range, but aborted the mission when controllers reported the area was not clear of hazards, the statement said."
#178 - imonaboatman (07/25/2013) [+] (11 replies)
The one about the Amazon Rainforest is actually true, which is incredibly sad, given that it harbors more unidentified species of plants and animals than any other spot on the planet and could hold the secrets for cures to countless deadly diseases. Also, 20% of the world's oxygen is produced in the Amazon. Think about that...
User avatar #280 - toonlinktwentytwo (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
-Russian children cant be adopted by gay couples
-The british PM wants to put an optional block on searching "rape porn"
-Dud bombs were dropped due to the plane running out of fuel
-The story about new Zealand is acctually fabricated
-Armed militants attack an Iraqi prison
-deforestation has increased by 35% more than 2012 but the same as 2011
User avatar #243 - mrtrixreturned ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
PLUS THE WHOLE OF WESTERN EUROPE AFTER 2 WEEKS OF A HEATWAVE
THERES A CRAZY THUNDER STORM ON THE DAY HE'S BORN

THIS KID'S THE ANTICHRIST
#296 - chiefhuskey (07/25/2013) [-]
**chiefhuskey rolled a random image posted in comment #174 at Asians ** mfw deforestation
**chiefhuskey rolled a random image posted in comment #174 at Asians ** mfw deforestation
#5 - lonevolff (07/25/2013) [-]
you sir...are to be respected
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