Please, kill yourself. . Today my son Ethan came home with another homework from his wacko teacher. According to his teacher, we are all supposed to be "homosap
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Please, kill yourself

Today my son Ethan came home with
another homework from his wacko teacher.
According to his teacher, we are all
supposed to be "homosapiens". Lady you
know nothing about Science I tell you what.
There are people out there who consider
themselves to be just like me
and billions of people around the world. That
lady sure is dumb. Just because she' s one
of them Lady Boys from Thailand doesn' t
mean we are all homosexuals. First thing
tomorrow is giving that lady a piece of my
mind.
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Submitted: 07/24/2013
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User avatar #4 - phudgepacker ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Oh god ethan im so sorry
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#49 to #4 - wheredahoodat has deleted their comment [-]
#10 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/24/2013) [-]
it actually happened
#41 to #18 - vatra (07/25/2013) [-]
But, anger is all I have.
But, anger is all I have.
#129 - pokimone (07/25/2013) [-]
I think she's joking.  She has to be joking.  I refuse to let her not be joking, otherwise its just too upsetting.  She's joking.
I think she's joking. She has to be joking. I refuse to let her not be joking, otherwise its just too upsetting. She's joking.
#203 to #129 - caramelfox (07/25/2013) [-]
Whatever helps you sleep at night
User avatar #214 to #203 - pokimone (07/26/2013) [-]
Surprisingly, Bananas do help.
#24 to #1 - RequieminMortis (07/25/2013) [-]
No, no, this is an advanced case of stupid. We're gonna have to prescribe some .500 Magnum Vicodin for this one.
#9 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/24/2013) [-]
And the next day Ethans teacher receives this from his mother
#109 to #9 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
I don't think she had one to begin with



even if she did, she shouldn't give it away, she really needs it
User avatar #122 to #9 - danster (07/25/2013) [-]
It's a shame it wouldn't do much.
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User avatar #69 - scorcho ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
i wonder if the teacher was able to explain it to her... probably not.
User avatar #74 to #69 - brenton (07/25/2013) [-]
I'm a biology teacher in the Bible Belt, and this happens more than you think. No, you can't really explain anything to people like this.
User avatar #82 to #74 - wersand ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Growing up around so many conservative people can be a real debby downer on the education system. Just look at NC.
User avatar #98 to #82 - xjvlezmerised (07/25/2013) [-]
....theres so much stupid here help me
User avatar #101 to #98 - wersand ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Make good grades, go to college out of state, that's what I did.
User avatar #199 to #74 - theblacksheep (07/25/2013) [-]
Luckily in the Midwest we usually just have little pockets of the super religious... but nevertheless I feel your pain. They "offered" to have our after prom be at one of their centers this year (nearly all the seniors voted no) and didn't want us to have the hypnotist because apparently their Jesus hates fun.
#54 - whatareyouon ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
>In 4nd grade   
>doing some maths (I'm awesome at math)    
>'helper bitch' looking over my shoulder.   
>Finish the problem like a baws and get out a pudding cup to celebrate.    
>'helper bitch' takes my pudding cup and says i got the problem wrong.    
>I disagree and ask her to explain how i got it wrong.   
>She's too stupid to do the math problem herself and says that 4 other kids got a different answer.   
> i tell her i got it right and i want my pudding cup back   
>get teacher   
>teacher tells me I'm right and lets me have my pudding cup.   
mfw 'helper bitch' looks over my shoulder the next day
>In 4nd grade
>doing some maths (I'm awesome at math)
>'helper bitch' looking over my shoulder.
>Finish the problem like a baws and get out a pudding cup to celebrate.
>'helper bitch' takes my pudding cup and says i got the problem wrong.
>I disagree and ask her to explain how i got it wrong.
>She's too stupid to do the math problem herself and says that 4 other kids got a different answer.
> i tell her i got it right and i want my pudding cup back
>get teacher
>teacher tells me I'm right and lets me have my pudding cup.
mfw 'helper bitch' looks over my shoulder the next day
User avatar #57 to #54 - anonibusii (07/25/2013) [-]
Helper bitch?
Care to explain what that is?
User avatar #59 to #57 - rtsgamer (07/25/2013) [-]
a bitch that helps
User avatar #60 to #59 - thedarkangel (07/25/2013) [-]
"helps"
User avatar #162 to #57 - faridahmalik (07/25/2013) [-]
Teacher's Aid. Most of them are bad, basically interns.
User avatar #103 to #54 - jinxbomb (07/25/2013) [-]
i had a helper bitch too, most of the ones i got were condesending as ****
#63 to #54 - zfighteromega (07/25/2013) [-]
no one at all going to mention "4nd grade"?
User avatar #65 to #63 - whatareyouon ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
what are you asking about?
User avatar #68 to #65 - lurkerlarry (07/25/2013) [-]
It should be 4th grade, not 4nd. 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, etc.
User avatar #138 to #68 - ColorfulPenguin (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you high? It's first, second, threend, fournd, fivend, sixnd, even a 3-year old knows that.
User avatar #217 to #68 - whatareyouon ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
oh yeah lol was very late when i wrote this... retard moment my bad.
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#21 - bensho (07/25/2013) [-]
>be 11   
>hanging out with neighborhood kids   
>I am oldest, another my age, and two others were 8   
>topic of homosapiens comes up   
>younger kids think the word "homosapiens" is funny because it's close to homosexual   
>next day   
>hanging out with same kids   
>apparently, one of the younglings got in trouble that day   
>called a kid a homosapien at school   
>it went down like this:   
>"You're such a homosapien!"   
>"I'm not a homo!"   
>"then what are you, a dog?" friend says as kid runs to teacher   
>Kid tells teacher, and friend actually gets in trouble   
   
Welcome to the world where the word "homosexual" is more commonly known than "homosapien."
>be 11
>hanging out with neighborhood kids
>I am oldest, another my age, and two others were 8
>topic of homosapiens comes up
>younger kids think the word "homosapiens" is funny because it's close to homosexual
>next day
>hanging out with same kids
>apparently, one of the younglings got in trouble that day
>called a kid a homosapien at school
>it went down like this:
>"You're such a homosapien!"
>"I'm not a homo!"
>"then what are you, a dog?" friend says as kid runs to teacher
>Kid tells teacher, and friend actually gets in trouble

Welcome to the world where the word "homosexual" is more commonly known than "homosapien."
User avatar #22 to #21 - mymiddleleg (07/25/2013) [-]
USA i'm guessing
#38 to #22 - bensho (07/25/2013) [-]
Yea...
#50 to #38 - andovaredoras (07/25/2013) [-]
Couldnt resist




Couldnt resist
#191 - Freelon ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #202 to #191 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/25/2013) [-]
kingdom hearts??
#150 - fuckyosixtyminutes (07/25/2013) [-]
"This is fake but I'll pretend I believe it because I'm addicted to outrage."

- Nearly Everyone
#33 - murphypop (07/25/2013) [-]
lady boys from Thailand you say?
User avatar #97 to #33 - cptgigglepants (07/25/2013) [-]
WHY IS THE NEW SEASON ALREADY OVER!?!?!!??!?!?
User avatar #104 to #97 - murphypop (07/25/2013) [-]
Wait, it is? I thought there has only been like 7 episodes? The other ones had 13!
#181 - azinfoo (07/25/2013) [-]
Well now I'm curios... What would a "heterosapian" look like?
User avatar #213 to #212 - verifiedcorn (07/26/2013) [-]
I ******* love that gif. Thank you
#215 to #213 - azinfoo (07/26/2013) [-]
You are very welcome.
#183 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
this is a joke.
as in, the woman is joking, and you are all retards for not getting that.
Yes, I know sarcasm is hard to see online, but you guys are taking it to another level.
>inb4 go away anon
I have an account its just that I realised that I don't want to be associated with this site and its members anymore
#197 to #183 - yuukoku (07/25/2013) [-]
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I wasn't entirely sure if it was or wasn't a joke. I wouldn't put it beneath people, though. A woman that I know wanted to start a movement to ban pressure cookers after what happened in Boston. Some people actually are that stupid.
User avatar #184 to #183 - sanguinesolitude (07/25/2013) [-]
The europeans upvote it because they enjoy making fun of the version of America they believe in.
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User avatar #195 to #186 - floofy (07/25/2013) [-]
well i thumbed because i thought it was funny but apparently this site is more complicated than i thought!
User avatar #187 to #186 - sanguinesolitude (07/25/2013) [-]
true story
#176 - pappathethird (07/25/2013) [-]
This HAS to be a joke
This HAS to be a joke
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#158 - Kingsteveooo (07/25/2013) [-]
I'm not sure she can spare it
I'm not sure she can spare it
#121 - AnonymousDonor ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
well that kind of stupidity is just ignorance with a small degree of misunderstanding - that i can live with

<--most relevant image i can think of
User avatar #130 to #121 - pokimone (07/25/2013) [-]
While I do not agree with your opinion. That picture is far too relevant to be left unthumbed. So here you go sir.
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