Please, kill yourself. . Today my son Ethan came home with another homework from his wacko teacher. According to his teacher, we are all supposed to be "homosap
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Please, kill yourself

Today my son Ethan came home with
another homework from his wacko teacher.
According to his teacher, we are all
supposed to be "homosapiens". Lady you
know nothing about Science I tell you what.
There are people out there who consider
themselves to be just like me
and billions of people around the world. That
lady sure is dumb. Just because she' s one
of them Lady Boys from Thailand doesn' t
mean we are all homosexuals. First thing
tomorrow is giving that lady a piece of my
mind.
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Submitted: 07/24/2013
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User avatar #4 - phudgepacker (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh god ethan im so sorry
#10 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/24/2013) [-]
it actually happened
#18 - takaneuva (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - crazyolitis (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#9 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
And the next day Ethans teacher receives this from his mother
#54 - whatareyouon (07/25/2013) [+] (11 replies)
>In 4nd grade   
>doing some maths (I'm awesome at math)    
>'helper bitch' looking over my shoulder.   
>Finish the problem like a baws and get out a pudding cup to celebrate.    
>'helper bitch' takes my pudding cup and says i got the problem wrong.    
>I disagree and ask her to explain how i got it wrong.   
>She's too stupid to do the math problem herself and says that 4 other kids got a different answer.   
> i tell her i got it right and i want my pudding cup back   
>get teacher   
>teacher tells me I'm right and lets me have my pudding cup.   
mfw 'helper bitch' looks over my shoulder the next day
>In 4nd grade
>doing some maths (I'm awesome at math)
>'helper bitch' looking over my shoulder.
>Finish the problem like a baws and get out a pudding cup to celebrate.
>'helper bitch' takes my pudding cup and says i got the problem wrong.
>I disagree and ask her to explain how i got it wrong.
>She's too stupid to do the math problem herself and says that 4 other kids got a different answer.
> i tell her i got it right and i want my pudding cup back
>get teacher
>teacher tells me I'm right and lets me have my pudding cup.
mfw 'helper bitch' looks over my shoulder the next day
User avatar #59 to #57 - rtsgamer (07/25/2013) [-]
a bitch that helps
#129 - pokimone ONLINE (07/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I think she's joking.  She has to be joking.  I refuse to let her not be joking, otherwise its just too upsetting.  She's joking.
I think she's joking. She has to be joking. I refuse to let her not be joking, otherwise its just too upsetting. She's joking.
#21 - bensho (07/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>be 11   
>hanging out with neighborhood kids   
>I am oldest, another my age, and two others were 8   
>topic of homosapiens comes up   
>younger kids think the word "homosapiens" is funny because it's close to homosexual   
>next day   
>hanging out with same kids   
>apparently, one of the younglings got in trouble that day   
>called a kid a homosapien at school   
>it went down like this:   
>"You're such a homosapien!"   
>"I'm not a homo!"   
>"then what are you, a dog?" friend says as kid runs to teacher   
>Kid tells teacher, and friend actually gets in trouble   
   
Welcome to the world where the word "homosexual" is more commonly known than "homosapien."
>be 11
>hanging out with neighborhood kids
>I am oldest, another my age, and two others were 8
>topic of homosapiens comes up
>younger kids think the word "homosapiens" is funny because it's close to homosexual
>next day
>hanging out with same kids
>apparently, one of the younglings got in trouble that day
>called a kid a homosapien at school
>it went down like this:
>"You're such a homosapien!"
>"I'm not a homo!"
>"then what are you, a dog?" friend says as kid runs to teacher
>Kid tells teacher, and friend actually gets in trouble

Welcome to the world where the word "homosexual" is more commonly known than "homosapien."
#33 - murphypop (07/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
lady boys from Thailand you say?
User avatar #69 - scorcho (07/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
i wonder if the teacher was able to explain it to her... probably not.
#181 - azinfoo (07/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Well now I'm curios... What would a "heterosapian" look like?
#191 - Freelon ONLINE (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#150 - fuckyosixtyminutes (07/25/2013) [-]
"This is fake but I'll pretend I believe it because I'm addicted to outrage."

- Nearly Everyone
#64 - emostrawberry (07/25/2013) [-]
I hate this kind of idiot most
#183 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
this is a joke.
as in, the woman is joking, and you are all retards for not getting that.
Yes, I know sarcasm is hard to see online, but you guys are taking it to another level.
>inb4 go away anon
I have an account its just that I realised that I don't want to be associated with this site and its members anymore
User avatar #195 to #186 - floofy (07/25/2013) [-]
well i thumbed because i thought it was funny but apparently this site is more complicated than i thought!
#170 - manymen (07/25/2013) [-]
you wouldn't need to give the lady a gun. She's from america, so she probably already has 12.
#121 - AnonymousDonor (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
well that kind of stupidity is just ignorance with a small degree of misunderstanding - that i can live with

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