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#5 - swagloon
Reply +106
(07/25/2013) [-]
He then swings the girl, full force, into the tree killing her instantly.
He then swings the girl, full force, into the tree killing her instantly.
#140 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
And then he just stands there and pisses full force into his pants.
#102 to #5 - kotos
Reply +2
(07/25/2013) [-]
THAT DIDN'T RHYME AT ALL.
"He had such a lovely daughter with such bright joyful laughter, but soon and for ever after his daughter into the tree she did splatter and I felt....Nauuughttyyyyyy!"
#86 to #5 - lastsamurai
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
Then hanged himself
#85 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
can you not
#34 to #5 - kenanandkel
Reply +1
(07/25/2013) [-]
you re disgusting!

but I like the attitude
#39 to #34 - andromedika
Reply +1
(07/25/2013) [-]
Your keyboard simply can't handle an apostrophe.
#33 to #5 - darthblam
Reply +10
(07/25/2013) [-]
And then the tree absorbs her essence, feeding it into the body of the boy's father buried beneath it...   
He awakens again from his presumed eternal slumber, his plan a success...
And then the tree absorbs her essence, feeding it into the body of the boy's father buried beneath it...
He awakens again from his presumed eternal slumber, his plan a success...
#89 to #33 - feeding
Reply +3
(07/25/2013) [-]
Maokai did some crazy ****.
#37 to #33 - swagloon
Reply +9
(07/25/2013) [-]
I like the way you think.
I like the way you think.
#10 to #5 - organiclead
Reply +13
(07/25/2013) [-]
And he was... nauuuughty.