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guys this time I really ****** up.
we me
as 27
ajust merited tn a new apartment
sen asiany talk to neigh hors
ea married cupple
not much older than me
Wife is pretty hot and the guy seems to be nice
tthey have a six year old kid
tthey invite me to dinner
went well
stalk mere often and spend mere time with them
aafter 3 months or so we are good friends
seller: we their daughter her playing outside the house
llast whenthey call me and ask me ifl had plans forthe weekend
Hell me they need someone who stays with their daughter and feeds their deg over the weekend because they want to go to some festival
ddon' t really want to but agree
eat their apparent
tthey tell me where the deified is and so on and leave
knot shure what to do now
suecide that it would be easiest to watch same by with their daughter
is with us
seat watch tar fer some hours
at : k realize how late it
around me and see this little beauty sleeping
llt' s late at night and I drank some beer while watching by
tthink about how easy it would to touch her now
hewit there and think about it
eds it
jpg and feelsbad, jpg at the same time
ways the strong urge to Jack sf to her
spull my dick out
shut then realize that this is my chance
on dick
met my dick in her
2: -she wakes up
mull dick em (feast)
manic and run em of the apartment back to mine
meme back next day
like nothing happened
sshe behaves differently then yesterday much queer
passes
tthe cupple finally comes back
aask me how everything went
Hell them everything went perfect
knever tell them that I ****** their dog
ffeel bad to this day
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#143 - queefquizzler (07/25/2013) [-]
I could probably relate every reaction image in my folder to this story... I've never felt so many emotions in such a short time.
#141 - hardongo ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #138 - fireprincess ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Been on the internet for half an hour and I think I've already had enough. I'm gonna go watch some netflix.
#135 - ishotthedeputy (07/25/2013) [-]
It's way too damn early for this ****
#133 - dontknowmeatall (07/25/2013) [-]
I was ******* imagining the girl on the picture and then she turned into a San Bernardo...
#132 - taokami (07/25/2013) [-]
Well... that's different.
Well... that's different.
#129 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
I hoped for it to be a girl.
#144 to #129 - ninjaawesomeface (07/25/2013) [-]
What in the 						*******					 						****					? She's 6?!?!
What in the ******* **** ? She's 6?!?!
#145 to #144 - lolollo ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Dude, that's, like, 42 in people years. Calm the **** down.
User avatar #147 to #146 - lolollo ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
The irony is that I was making a joke.
User avatar #148 to #147 - ninjaawesomeface (07/29/2013) [-]
So was Peanut.
User avatar #149 to #148 - lolollo ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
The joke you made was implying that the joke you made was going over my head, which was false. It was ironic because you posting the gif suggested you missed the joke I tried to make.
User avatar #150 to #149 - ninjaawesomeface (07/29/2013) [-]
I know what was going on, but thank you for the play by play! It was quite entertaining!
#126 - thewitchking (07/25/2013) [-]
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#123 - nextgenmidgett (07/25/2013) [-]
/b/'s fw
/b/'s fw
User avatar #117 - phudgepacker ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
I hope you werent too ruff on the poor thing
#113 - pokimone (07/25/2013) [-]
This one got me.
This one got me.
#112 - syswolf (07/25/2013) [-]
Ok. That's enough internet for me today.
#110 - cjasper (07/25/2013) [-]
I'm quite confused as to why i'm glade a man 						******					 a dog.
I'm quite confused as to why i'm glade a man ****** a dog.
User avatar #139 to #110 - sidnineonefourtwo (07/25/2013) [-]
Because the other option available was much worse.
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