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#10 - nightgoddess **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [-]
#85 to #10 - unworldlypath (07/25/2013) [-]
i fail to feel any sympathy for this "man"
i fail to feel any sympathy for this "man"
#82 to #10 - jonnyfunk (07/25/2013) [-]
**jonnyfunk rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Barney **

not cool, boner!
#63 to #10 - deathofnight (07/25/2013) [-]
THAT IS WHEN THE RIVERS WOULD RUN RED WITH BLOOD.


YES I'M USING SHIFT KEY
User avatar #62 to #10 - commontroll (07/25/2013) [-]
Good god that man is an idiot. If I were him at the topless bet I would have stepped in and said no, then taken her home. This is why I don't party, and thank god my girlfriend doesn't either.
User avatar #80 to #62 - jonnyfunk (07/25/2013) [-]
well she would just be a slut who didn't get the chance to act sluty
User avatar #83 to #80 - commontroll (07/25/2013) [-]
Fail troll is fail.
User avatar #84 to #83 - jonnyfunk (07/25/2013) [-]
don't worry! you'll get'em some day!
#86 to #84 - commontroll (07/25/2013) [-]
I'm so confused. All I know is you're calling my girlfriend a closet slut, so that's not cool. You must have really poor views of women, and I assume you feel this way about your mother as well?
I'm so confused. All I know is you're calling my girlfriend a closet slut, so that's not cool. You must have really poor views of women, and I assume you feel this way about your mother as well?
User avatar #87 to #86 - jonnyfunk (07/25/2013) [-]
imaginary girlfriend
there's a difference
User avatar #88 to #87 - commontroll (07/25/2013) [-]
Meh, if you wanna think that, go ahead. Not like it changes anything in my life. Farewell skeptic!
User avatar #89 to #88 - jonnyfunk (07/25/2013) [-]
Farewell, commontroll!
User avatar #91 to #89 - commontroll (07/25/2013) [-]
It's been so long since somebody's used my username...

Good lord the last few months took a toll on my rating.
User avatar #57 to #10 - willindor (07/25/2013) [-]
I would give the girl a punch on the top of her head when she was blowing him.
User avatar #69 to #57 - stanleys (07/25/2013) [-]
Gotta look the guy in the eye first with the biggest *********** grin you can muster
User avatar #55 to #10 - trollraid (07/25/2013) [-]
Gosh I wish I could go to americollege for a year or so.

With my asian (but actually a bit wide-shouldered) look I most likely would end up in with the betas, and I wouldn't be mad about it, I'm a pretty calm ************ that talks people down but I came from being an aggressive ************ when I was 16, lotsa progress in 4 yrs I guess.

Now the thing is, I still like to fight. I won't go & search for one but **** if I had a girlfriend like that and she pulled that one off man would I beat the **** out of that turd. She'd be like "omfg y u do dis?" and I would just laught at the remains of what used to be his face. After that I'd be like "jah laterz hoe" and go back to being social me being beta and talking about beta subjects when surrounded by betas, be casual-to-alfa in normal life.
#48 to #10 - areuserious (07/25/2013) [-]
i am genuinely upset.
#47 to #10 - antigravitycake (07/25/2013) [-]
>see go show him
>know not to read that story again.
User avatar #27 to #10 - RequieminMortis (07/25/2013) [-]
Not sure who deserves the hardest punch to the throat in this story - the beta dude for allowing this **** to happen, the other dude for suggesting that **** in the first place, or the girl for actually going along with it.
#24 to #10 - LocoJoe (07/25/2013) [-]
You know. I could be pissed. I could feel bad for him. But **** that. He's a ******* ********** for not doing something. He deserved it. **** him and his non proactive ass. **** that cuck for just standing there.
User avatar #23 to #10 - fukkentyranitar (07/25/2013) [-]
Soooo...He didn't throat punch her?
#13 to #10 - seymourtets (07/25/2013) [-]
**** THAT PISSES ME OFF
#14 to #13 - nightgoddess **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [-]
I refuse to read it ever again, It made me feel sick to my stomach
User avatar #36 to #14 - spartusee (07/25/2013) [-]
I would walk up and taze the girl so she bites his dick off.
#15 to #14 - seymourtets (07/25/2013) [-]
I am also sick to me stomach... I just realized that
I am also sick to me stomach... I just realized that
#16 to #15 - nightgoddess **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [-]
considering its 4chan, we can't  be certain if its real, but It hurts either way.
considering its 4chan, we can't be certain if its real, but It hurts either way.
#18 to #16 - seymourtets (07/25/2013) [-]
I don't care, I'm upset regardless   
   
I know, pathetic to be upset at a story on the internet
I don't care, I'm upset regardless

I know, pathetic to be upset at a story on the internet
#20 to #18 - nightgoddess **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [-]
"pathetic to be upset at a story on the internet" The internet is just another way of story telling.

it doesn't matter where you hear them, stories are always the same.
#21 to #20 - seymourtets (07/25/2013) [-]
Damn good point
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