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    #10 - nightgoddess**User deleted account**
    Reply+20
    (07/25/2013)[-]
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    #85 to #10 - unworldlypath
    Reply0
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    i fail to feel any sympathy for this "man"
    i fail to feel any sympathy for this "man"
    #82 to #10 - jonnyfunk
    Reply0
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    **jonnyfunk rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Barney **   
   
not cool, boner!
    **jonnyfunk rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Barney **

    not cool, boner!
    #63 to #10 - deathofnight
    Reply+2
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    THAT IS WHEN THE RIVERS WOULD RUN RED WITH BLOOD.   
   
   
YES I'M USING SHIFT KEY
    THAT IS WHEN THE RIVERS WOULD RUN RED WITH BLOOD.


    YES I'M USING SHIFT KEY
    User avatar#62 to #10 - commontroll
    Reply+1
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    Good god that man is an idiot. If I were him at the topless bet I would have stepped in and said no, then taken her home. This is why I don't party, and thank god my girlfriend doesn't either.
    User avatar#80 to #62 - jonnyfunk
    Reply0
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    well she would just be a slut who didn't get the chance to act sluty
    User avatar#83 to #80 - commontroll
    Reply0
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    Fail troll is fail.
    User avatar#84 to #83 - jonnyfunk
    Reply0
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    don't worry! you'll get'em some day!
    #86 to #84 - commontroll
    Reply0
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    I'm so confused. All I know is you're calling my girlfriend a closet slut, so that's not cool. You must have really poor views of women, and I assume you feel this way about your mother as well?
    I'm so confused. All I know is you're calling my girlfriend a closet slut, so that's not cool. You must have really poor views of women, and I assume you feel this way about your mother as well?
    User avatar#87 to #86 - jonnyfunk
    Reply0
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    imaginary girlfriend
    there's a difference
    User avatar#88 to #87 - commontroll
    Reply0
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    Meh, if you wanna think that, go ahead. Not like it changes anything in my life. Farewell skeptic!
    User avatar#89 to #88 - jonnyfunk
    Reply0
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    Farewell, commontroll!
    User avatar#91 to #89 - commontroll
    Reply0
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    It's been so long since somebody's used my username...

    Good lord the last few months took a toll on my rating.
    User avatar#57 to #10 - willindor#81 on commentsRank#81
    Reply0
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    I would give the girl a punch on the top of her head when she was blowing him.
    #69 to #57 - stanleys
    Reply+2
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    Gotta look the guy in the eye first with the biggest *********** grin you can muster
    User avatar#55 to #10 - trollraid
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    (07/25/2013)[-]
    Gosh I wish I could go to americollege for a year or so.

    With my asian (but actually a bit wide-shouldered) look I most likely would end up in with the betas, and I wouldn't be mad about it, I'm a pretty calm ************ that talks people down but I came from being an aggressive ************ when I was 16, lotsa progress in 4 yrs I guess.

    Now the thing is, I still like to fight. I won't go & search for one but **** if I had a girlfriend like that and she pulled that one off man would I beat the **** out of that turd. She'd be like "omfg y u do dis?" and I would just laught at the remains of what used to be his face. After that I'd be like "jah laterz hoe" and go back to being social me being beta and talking about beta subjects when surrounded by betas, be casual-to-alfa in normal life.
    #48 to #10 - areuserious
    Reply+1
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    i am genuinely upset.
    i am genuinely upset.
    #47 to #10 - antigravitycake
    Reply+2
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    >see go show him   
>know not to read that story again.
    >see go show him
    >know not to read that story again.
    #38 to #10 - sniffythebird
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    (07/25/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#27 to #10 - RequieminMortis
    Reply+3
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    Not sure who deserves the hardest punch to the throat in this story - the beta dude for allowing this **** to happen, the other dude for suggesting that **** in the first place, or the girl for actually going along with it.
    #24 to #10 - LocoJoe
    Reply+14
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    You know. I could be pissed. I could feel bad for him. But **** that. He's a ******* cocksucker for not doing something. He deserved it. **** him and his non proactive ass. **** that cuck for just standing there.
    You know. I could be pissed. I could feel bad for him. But **** that. He's a ******* cocksucker for not doing something. He deserved it. **** him and his non proactive ass. **** that cuck for just standing there.
    User avatar#23 to #10 - fukkentyranitar
    Reply+1
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    Soooo...He didn't throat punch her?
    #22 to #10 - crummish
    Reply+1
    (07/25/2013)[-]
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    #13 to #10 - seymourtets
    Reply+7
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    **** THAT PISSES ME OFF
    **** THAT PISSES ME OFF
    #14 to #13 - nightgoddess**User deleted account**
    Reply+11
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    I refuse to read it ever again, It made me feel sick to my stomach
    I refuse to read it ever again, It made me feel sick to my stomach
    User avatar#36 to #14 - spartusee
    Reply0
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    I would walk up and taze the girl so she bites his dick off.
    #15 to #14 - seymourtets
    Reply0
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    I am also sick to me stomach... I just realized that
    I am also sick to me stomach... I just realized that
    #39 to #15 - sniffythebird
    Reply+1
    (07/25/2013)[-]
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    #16 to #15 - nightgoddess**User deleted account**
    Reply+4
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    considering its 4chan, we can't  be certain if its real, but It hurts either way.
    considering its 4chan, we can't be certain if its real, but It hurts either way.
    #18 to #16 - seymourtets
    Reply+1
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    I don't care, I'm upset regardless   
   
I know, pathetic to be upset at a story on the internet
    I don't care, I'm upset regardless

    I know, pathetic to be upset at a story on the internet
    #20 to #18 - nightgoddess**User deleted account**
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    (07/25/2013)[-]
    "pathetic to be upset at a story on the internet" The internet is just another way of story telling.   
   
it doesn't matter where you hear them, stories are always the same.
    "pathetic to be upset at a story on the internet" The internet is just another way of story telling.

    it doesn't matter where you hear them, stories are always the same.
    #21 to #20 - seymourtets
    Reply0
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    Damn good point
    Damn good point
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