Neighbours. . iife WEE. MFW I "accidentely" put "sleeping pills" in said vegetables Neighbours iife WEE MFW I "accidentely" put "sleeping pills" in said vegetables
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - cloakedone
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(07/25/2013) [-]
MFW I "accidentely" put "sleeping pills" in said vegetables
#5 to #4 - anon id: e8fe3901
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(07/25/2013) [-]
How do you put sleeping pills into vegetables??
#6 to #5 - cloakedone
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I have been at this many years, young padawan
User avatar #33 to #5 - mistafishy
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He hides them bit by bit between the green stalks of his corn so sweet...
#8 - mrthezho
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I'd plant my homegrown cucumber in her.
#30 to #8 - drunkenness
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Now it's a pickle.
#11 - demjimmies
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Who gives a teenager home-grown vegetables as a gift?
Who gives a teenager home-grown vegetables as a gift?
User avatar #15 to #11 - kingoftheinterwebs
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(07/25/2013) [-]
How do you know shes a teenager?
User avatar #26 to #15 - sekretsauce **User deleted account**
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(07/25/2013) [-]
OP is from Imgur. Said he gave his neighbor a basket of fresh fruits that he picked for her, and she went on to facebook to say she did it herself.
User avatar #41 to #11 - dubslao
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do you want to get the bitches or not?
#19 to #11 - yetiyitties
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I went over my friends house, and my mom urged me to give him a present because he was my friend and that's what friends do, I was like mom das gay, but she threatened not to take me. so she gives me a basket of candy and drops me off at his house and offer him the candy. He looks suspicious and says lol dude das weird. I was like come on dude try them i only poisoned 2. (The only thing i could think of to make this less gay.) mfw after i said that.
I went over my friends house, and my mom urged me to give him a present because he was my friend and that's what friends do, I was like mom das gay, but she threatened not to take me. so she gives me a basket of candy and drops me off at his house and offer him the candy. He looks suspicious and says lol dude das weird. I was like come on dude try them i only poisoned 2. (The only thing i could think of to make this less gay.) mfw after i said that.
User avatar #27 to #19 - guiguito
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just saying, even if it is gay as ****, it don't compare to giving vegetables.
User avatar #9 - goodcheese
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(07/25/2013) [-]
this is a very specific complaint. does this happen a lot?
User avatar #22 - ruebezahl
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(07/25/2013) [-]
> Be princess of the suburb
> Gardener brings vegetables which I had ordered him to plant
> I post a picture on Facebook saying "Fresh from my garden"
> Next day, gardener complains about me on Funnyjunk
> Replaced my tiara with a stupid hat in a picture
> He shall be executed at sunrise tomorrow
User avatar #18 - CRONIK
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(07/25/2013) [-]
does this happen often?
User avatar #20 to #18 - SuperSixONE
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Happened to my bro. He texted a really nice pic of a car to his friend that he took at a special event, and he recently got an instagram and found the pic on his friends instagram from the day he texted it.
User avatar #12 - arsenalslo
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I bet she keeps her garden nice and trimmed
User avatar #34 - krobeles
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Home-grown? Who the **** growns their own vegetables??
#43 to #34 - meuk
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Lel are you American? not trying to be discriminating or starting a *********, just... are you American? In my country (please don't read all of this in Borat's or a Russian voice) it's perfectly normal to grow (a part of) your own vegetables/fruits. Mostly vegetables though.
User avatar #52 to #43 - defender
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Americans have home gardens also
User avatar #45 to #43 - krobeles
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(07/25/2013) [-]
No. I'm Danish. And the only people i know who grow their own foods are people who do it for fun (my dad used to, because he enoyed garden work), and people who grow their own weed.
User avatar #49 to #45 - meuk
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Ah... I thought by saying "Who the **** growns (sic) their own vegetables", you meant "is there really someone in the world that grows vegetables and doesn't buy them in the store", whereas you meant "why the **** would anyone". Right.

PS: i love your great dogs.
User avatar #37 to #34 - nidhugg
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Farmers
#38 to #37 - krobeles
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Well, my good sir. I do believe i was just served...
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus
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Also people who don't trust supermarkets

and people who grow weed and had some bed space left over for tomatoes

those two people are often the same
#35 - mralects
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(07/25/2013) [-]
wish this girl was my 'scum bag' :/
#1 - heafi
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(07/24/2013) [-]
"Oh no, those food pictures got her all the instagram fame I wanted for myself, the horror!!!"   
   
As long as she eats them afterwards, I fail to see the problem here.
"Oh no, those food pictures got her all the instagram fame I wanted for myself, the horror!!!"

As long as she eats them afterwards, I fail to see the problem here.
User avatar #47 to #1 - naitsabesh
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And if she were to put them up her vagina, would that be acceptable?
#3 to #1 - anon id: 9a72186e
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(07/25/2013) [-]
She called you a garden.
#23 to #1 - feelythefeel
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(07/25/2013) [-]
There's gardening talent scouts everywhere. Imagine if one found her post and gave her the credit. Before you know it she's famous and you're jacking it in San-Diego.
User avatar #2 to #1 - thefates
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(07/24/2013) [-]
It proves that she's stuck up. :/
I guess...
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