Beta win?. . VICI Simon - I know we' have never spoken, but Ijust wanted to say hi. Caril- Hi. Weren' t yeti the guy who sat next to me in English last year? Si
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Beta win?

VICI
Simon -
I know we' have never spoken, but Ijust wanted to say hi.
Caril-
Hi. Weren' t yeti the guy who sat next to me in English last
year?
Simon -
yeah, that' s me..
Carol‘
Oh... I had a pretty big crush en yeti haha it was pretty
pathetic"
Simon -
Really? I had a crush en yeti aswell! Thats why I sat next to yeti
all the time haha
Caril-
Haha that' s funny... Well, do yeti want to pie to the movies with
me ?' Iwas planning en watching the new despicable
me movie. Could be fun..
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#13 - fuckyosixtyminutes (07/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
English class... he must have really loved her.
#9 - hirollin (07/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Is that a beta male win...
or an alpha female win
#12 - Eiza ONLINE (07/25/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I thought it was this at first, but I was incorrect.
User avatar #1 - karvarausku ONLINE (07/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't know... Would she really say that first?
User avatar #3 to #1 - mookiez (07/25/2013) [-]
Depends if she is really shy and the computer is her only way.
#19 - nuclearkitteh (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#10 - Ken M (07/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
WHERE THE **** IS THE FUNNY?
User avatar #11 to #10 - fightforfate (07/25/2013) [-]
calm down baby, have a piece of cheese
#53 - urumasi (07/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"we've have"
"we've have"
#25 - antigravitycake (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
for the beta!
for the beta!
User avatar #57 - ajperry (07/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
WHAT WAS HIS REPLY.

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME OP IS THAT PERSON AND DECIDED TO POST IN ON FUNNYJUNK INSTEAD OF REPLYING.

OH THE HUMANITY!
User avatar #64 to #57 - jefglv (07/25/2013) [-]
Simon: Yeah! Sure! And then maybe we can have the sex!
Simon: Hello?
Simon: Please respond.
#26 - theinternets (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#44 - Ken M (07/25/2013) [+] (11 replies)
how is that beta?? I dont think you know what beta means.
User avatar #52 to #44 - ajperry (07/25/2013) [-]
He sat next to her for a whole year ( I'm guessing ) and did nothing about his crush.
User avatar #34 - thepyras (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Here we see a well established rule of texting etiquette. You always wait for the girl to drop the first "haha," "lol," or any emoticon for fear of looking like a twelve year old to her. As soon as she drops one though, have at it.

There are people that hate these texting customs, part of some grammatical elitism, but I am quite in favor of the hahas and the lols. They're very useful for establishing the mood of your conversation, at least when you know the person you're talking to very well. Mood establishment is something that is lost through text, and these things help to gain it back.
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#27 - marsupilami (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What's with all the whiney, girls don't love me **** on here lately?

Work out, get a job, and take a chance.

Now stfu about your social life.
#4 - yukijudai ONLINE (07/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I felt so happy after seeing this because I always sat near my crush until I went to university but I never grew the balls to talk her...
#45 - ruklyn (07/25/2013) [-]
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#16 - ninjabadger (07/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**** that went better than expected
User avatar #18 - musclezglassez (07/25/2013) [-]
for somebody named Simon you'd think he could do better than " we've have ".
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