Beta win?. . VICI Simon - I know we' have never spoken, but Ijust wanted to say hi. Caril- Hi. Weren' t yeti the guy who sat next to me in English last year? Si
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Beta win?

VICI
Simon -
I know we' have never spoken, but Ijust wanted to say hi.
Caril-
Hi. Weren' t yeti the guy who sat next to me in English last
year?
Simon -
yeah, that' s me..
Carol‘
Oh... I had a pretty big crush en yeti haha it was pretty
pathetic"
Simon -
Really? I had a crush en yeti aswell! Thats why I sat next to yeti
all the time haha
Caril-
Haha that' s funny... Well, do yeti want to pie to the movies with
me ?' Iwas planning en watching the new despicable
me movie. Could be fun..
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#13 - fuckyosixtyminutes (07/25/2013) [-]
English class... he must have really loved her.
#29 to #13 - azinfoo (07/25/2013) [-]
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#32 to #13 - gisuar (07/25/2013) [-]
he was just a little nervous
#60 to #32 - fcrocker (07/25/2013) [-]
Must be hard to type with that much Spaghetti pouring out of his pockets.
#85 to #60 - gisuar (07/25/2013) [-]
at least he'll never go hungry again
#12 - Eiza (07/25/2013) [-]
I thought it was this at first, but I was incorrect.
#31 to #12 - dogwars (07/25/2013) [-]
This 			*****		 be pimpin'.
This ***** be pimpin'.
#30 to #12 - azinfoo (07/25/2013) [-]
I've seen this so many times but it never fails to make me laugh my ass off.
#37 to #12 - melwach ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
MFW
User avatar #54 to #12 - shmochra (07/25/2013) [-]
'' Or I can eat you out or w/e you want, it's cool ''

dat spaghetti
#39 to #12 - sundizzle (07/25/2013) [-]
so beta I wish it wasn't real
User avatar #42 to #39 - commontroll ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
That's not beta, that's just socially retarded.
#65 to #42 - unholyjebus (07/25/2013) [-]
I think you'll find those two conditions to be co-morbidly related.
User avatar #69 to #42 - pringlez (07/25/2013) [-]
No, pretty sure that's an omega post right there.
User avatar #73 to #69 - commontroll ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Nah, Omega is actually where you're self deprecating. Partly beta, but mostly just an idiot. Beta wouldn't have the balls to talk about condoms with a girl like that.
#43 to #12 - deathofnight (07/25/2013) [-]
All he had to do was stop talking...
#9 - hirollin (07/25/2013) [-]
Is that a beta male win...
or an alpha female win
#74 to #9 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
Beta male, alpha and female are two words that cannot exist side by side
#67 to #9 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
What's a "Alpha Female"?
User avatar #46 to #9 - quantummech (07/25/2013) [-]
Beta + Beta = Alpha?
#14 to #9 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
If she was alpha female she wouldn't have waited this long
User avatar #24 to #9 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2013) [-]
I think it was double beta win .
#25 - antigravitycake (07/25/2013) [-]
for the beta!
for the beta!
User avatar #28 to #25 - huskersrule (07/25/2013) [-]
the middle minion looks like he is getting ready to explode lol
#19 - nuclearkitteh ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #34 - thepyras (07/25/2013) [-]
Here we see a well established rule of texting etiquette. You always wait for the girl to drop the first "haha," "lol," or any emoticon for fear of looking like a twelve year old to her. As soon as she drops one though, have at it.

There are people that hate these texting customs, part of some grammatical elitism, but I am quite in favor of the hahas and the lols. They're very useful for establishing the mood of your conversation, at least when you know the person you're talking to very well. Mood establishment is something that is lost through text, and these things help to gain it back.
User avatar #80 to #26 - incontinence (07/25/2013) [-]
There was no joke, that reaction picture doesn't apply.
#53 - urumasi (07/25/2013) [-]
"we've have"
"we've have"
#84 to #53 - pellebauss (07/25/2013) [-]
finally a moment where i can use this gif! although i hate mistakes like that myself...
finally a moment where i can use this gif! although i hate mistakes like that myself...
#86 to #84 - urumasi (07/25/2013) [-]
Take this.
Take this.
User avatar #1 - karvarausku ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
I don't know... Would she really say that first?
User avatar #2 to #1 - WtfStrawberries (07/24/2013) [-]
No, she wouldnt.
obviously fake.
User avatar #3 to #1 - mookiez (07/25/2013) [-]
Depends if she is really shy and the computer is her only way.
User avatar #57 - ajperry (07/25/2013) [-]
WHAT WAS HIS REPLY.

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME OP IS THAT PERSON AND DECIDED TO POST IN ON FUNNYJUNK INSTEAD OF REPLYING.

OH THE HUMANITY!
User avatar #64 to #57 - jefglv (07/25/2013) [-]
Simon: Yeah! Sure! And then maybe we can have the sex!
Simon: Hello?
Simon: Please respond.
User avatar #71 to #64 - Nameloc (07/25/2013) [-]
Simon's Hand: Damnit...
#4 - yukijudai (07/25/2013) [-]
I felt so happy after seeing this because I always sat near my crush until I went to university but I never grew the balls to talk her...
User avatar #5 to #4 - umaya (07/25/2013) [-]
i spoke to my crush once, ever since i have been careful about who i get crushes on, so i talk to them before i get all happy and crushy, because despite her seeming nice, and the lessons she had, and the people she talked to, she was the most douchebaggy girl i ever met.
User avatar #7 to #4 - skysailor (07/25/2013) [-]
Go for it. She'll just think you're being friendly.
I once saw a girl across the room in a large lecture hall who was breath taking. So, I sat next to her and found out she's taken. It happens, but it's better to know you put yourself out there and know you tried.
User avatar #6 to #4 - hudis (07/25/2013) [-]
Might've been a good thing, every time I start talking with a crush regularly I just lose interest because they're not that exciting
#27 - marsupilami (07/25/2013) [-]
What's with all the whiney, girls don't love me **** on here lately?

Work out, get a job, and take a chance.

Now stfu about your social life.
User avatar #70 to #27 - thewowpimp ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
or become acclimated with your sorrows.

Let the pain flow through you like a mighty river as the pawns of the coallace into their gross joining as you stand above them. and from this height, a tower which stretches into the heavens, you will look out at what has become of them. And when you inevitably fall from this height, you will see that when you fall, you fall from a height most men never reach.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VDuLiqCmDE
#44 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
how is that beta?? I dont think you know what beta means.
User avatar #52 to #44 - ajperry (07/25/2013) [-]
He sat next to her for a whole year ( I'm guessing ) and did nothing about his crush.
#55 to #52 - mcatheistnuggets (07/25/2013) [-]
And here I am doing something about my feelings and getting rejected. 			****		 my life.
And here I am doing something about my feelings and getting rejected. **** my life.
User avatar #56 to #55 - ajperry (07/25/2013) [-]
At least you're doing something my man. Keep it up!


Proud of yooou
User avatar #58 to #56 - mcatheistnuggets (07/25/2013) [-]
You have no idea, thanks dude.
#81 to #58 - hitro (07/25/2013) [-]
It will work out eventually, you'll find someone that likes you as well, but that never happens if you stay quite like the rest of us.
User avatar #90 to #81 - mcatheistnuggets (07/26/2013) [-]
You should see the conversation we had last night. It was way too deep for her to even comprehend, I ended up spelling it all out. I honestly thought she could figure it out herself.
#91 to #90 - hitro (07/26/2013) [-]
Did she reject you?
User avatar #92 to #91 - mcatheistnuggets (07/26/2013) [-]
I'm not even sure yet. She did, but I asked her to give me a chance. She said, "I know my feelings." Then I said "I thought I knew mine at one point too, I never thought I'd be having this conversation. I never thought that I would be telling you that I loved you, but never once did I reject the Idea that I could." She then said "Oh". I asked if she understood that, and she replied "Yes, I understand what you're saying.."
#93 to #92 - hitro (07/27/2013) [-]
I think, that's as far as you are gonna get, but who can honestly understand women.
BUT at least you went out and tried, won't be getting any less dates for trying.
And its much better than I could have done. Bravo.
#94 to #93 - mcatheistnuggets (07/29/2013) [-]
Apparently she likes another guy, the only problem he's doing to her what she's doing to me, and I'm the only one that sees the irony. Any way, I've decided to move on, she's way to religious for me to handle anyway. Maybe if I have an existential crisis I'll giver her a call.
Apparently she likes another guy, the only problem he's doing to her what she's doing to me, and I'm the only one that sees the irony. Any way, I've decided to move on, she's way to religious for me to handle anyway. Maybe if I have an existential crisis I'll giver her a call.
#59 to #58 - ajperry (07/25/2013) [-]
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#16 - ninjabadger (07/25/2013) [-]
**** that went better than expected
#88 to #16 - kurtr (07/26/2013) [-]
i think i have seen that face before? those red eyes, akira maybe?
#89 to #88 - ninjabadger (07/26/2013) [-]
Yup, spot on.
#45 - ruklyn (07/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 - Dap (07/25/2013) [-]
Why post this on funnyjunk?? That's like me posting texts I had with my girlfriend for the sole purpose of showing other people... kind of pointless..
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#51 to #33 - finblob (07/25/2013) [-]
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#35 to #33 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
Did that make you feel good about yourself?
#38 to #33 - TopDawg (07/25/2013) [-]
Phanact is too cool to type in all caps. Imposter I say! Imposter!!!!
User avatar #47 to #38 - priestoftheoldones (07/25/2013) [-]
Phanact is a faggot, so are you,, don't post ponies.
#49 to #47 - TopDawg (07/25/2013) [-]
You, are an ignorant 			****		. I, shall post what ever the 			****		 I want, and all you can do is give me a red thumb. So uh yeah, piss off you ass-clown.   
   
Have another pony you 			*******		.
You, are an ignorant **** . I, shall post what ever the **** I want, and all you can do is give me a red thumb. So uh yeah, piss off you ass-clown.

Have another pony you ******* .
#62 to #49 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
User avatar #40 - yetiyitties (07/25/2013) [-]
Happened to me once. But in person. At a party. Hadn't seen her in a year(?) and we talked about our nostalgic experience with Runescape. It was the best day ever word to Spongebob. I sometimes fap to the memory of her sucking my dick.
User avatar #22 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [-]
Something seems wrong....its not that easy getting a date with a girl....
User avatar #23 to #22 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2013) [-]
it's always hard either.
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