Lightsaber. . Likely Outcomes Of Owning A Real Lightsaber I Selling it to the highest bidder I Become a ruthless killer I Save the galaxy I Immediate, accidenta
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Lightsaber

Likely Outcomes Of Owning
A Real Lightsaber
I Selling it to the highest
bidder
I Become a ruthless killer
I Save the galaxy
I Immediate, accidental
sef dismemberment
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Submitted: 07/24/2013
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User avatar #1 - geezues (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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Lolzorz, twi would love this!
#7 - WtfStrawberries (07/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
or you could use it to make toast.
#3 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [+] (11 replies)
More likely that you will just own a lightsaber that does nothing. One must have power with the Force to activate a lightsabers 'blade'.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Hells (07/24/2013) [-]
explain grevious then.
#14 - sexibunny (07/25/2013) [+] (21 replies)
Can I at least pretend it's real? :c
#38 to #14 - ThaLuckyWilly (07/25/2013) [-]
I challenge you to a duel! Fun fact, that's actually me
#48 - carmineshelmet (07/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
who cares cool bionic limbs
who cares cool bionic limbs
#46 - nuaden (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Immediately thought of this.
#62 - wheredahoodat (07/25/2013) [-]
Indeed.
#83 - Yojimbo (07/25/2013) [-]
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#9 - RageGuyyourmom (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You know the ruthless killer option never crossed my mind before, but having a blade that can easily cut through anything does seem to have advantages in that department...
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User avatar #5 - xapplemanx (07/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i would cut a mountain in half
#58 - nakedblueninja (07/25/2013) [-]
Somewhat related
User avatar #56 - kuraithevision (07/25/2013) [-]
Immediate, accidental self dismemberment, and then sell to the highest bidder to pay hospital fees.
User avatar #86 - finblob (07/25/2013) [-]
Why does everyone hate phanact, so far all his posts make me laugh?
#50 - commentorman (07/25/2013) [-]
**commentorman rolled a random image posted in comment #546 at Title **

what I'd do with a lightsaber
#43 - peanutbitter ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
ladies and gentlemen, my internet
User avatar #42 - commontroll (07/25/2013) [-]
I'd simply practice with sticks about the same length and focus on not doing all the fancy tricks. Lightsaber fights always are more flourish than is practical, because all movies in hollywood are like that. So accidental dismemberment? I doubt it would happen immediately.
User avatar #40 - fuzzyballs (07/25/2013) [-]
I never really got that
why use swords when you have weapons shooting lazers? and why are the lazers so slow?
User avatar #31 - asasqw (07/25/2013) [-]
Not when you have been practicing form V: Djem So
User avatar #16 - upyourarsinal (07/25/2013) [-]
immidiate dick battle
User avatar #15 - Sockopolis (07/25/2013) [-]
Quadruple wield that **** like General Grevious*
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