Cards Against Humanity. . Cards Against Humanity 10 hours ago near has Angeles, CA 11 Turns out that -Man was neither the hero we needed mar wanted. Like 'Comme cards against hu
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Cards Against Humanity
10 hours ago near has Angeles, CA 11
Turns out that -Man was neither the hero we needed
mar wanted.
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Submitted: 07/24/2013
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User avatar #2 - weenieandthebutt (07/24/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Turns out that _______-Von was neither the angel we portrayed nor acknowledged.
#27 - BuzzyBoy ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #26 - whtkid (07/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Didn't he just pull a family fro a turned upside down car like last week?
User avatar #8 - kiazuka (07/24/2013) [-]
My first thought was Aquaman
User avatar #32 - heeveejeevees (07/25/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Can anyone summarize the Zimmer case for me?

i don't have any news about it since im at the philippines
User avatar #34 to #32 - animalsgreenberet (07/25/2013) [-]
Zimmerman was a neighborhood watch volunteer in a gated neighborhood where there had bee a series of break ins recently. he saw trayvon walking alone, hood up, in the dark. he called the cops, but they labeled it low priority and didn't show up. he left his vehicle and approached trayvon. after that, it gets kinda hazy. according to Zimmerman trayvon attacked his ass, and Zimmerman shot him in self defense. Zimmerman has been found not guilty, and now black people are rioting because they think it was a racial thing, when Zimmerman is half Mexican. anyway, I think they're both retarded. Zimmerman never should have left his car, and as it would seem, trayvon should have just said my aunt lives here, I was just buying some skittles. but whatever. they can all go **** themselves.
#13 - fantomen (07/24/2013) [-]
You guys shouldn't speak ill of invader Zim.
He did what he had to do, and his actions will stand out as one of humanities brightest moments sometime in the future.

Or maybe not, I really have no idea.
User avatar #9 - lykabaus (07/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Zimmer-man
#17 to #11 - noschool (07/24/2013) [-]
Here, i drew a bunch of arrows and lines just for you, i hope you can understand the joke now.
User avatar #6 - tojimajia (07/24/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I don't get it, can someone tell me what the blank is? I'm too analytical to understand
#7 to #6 - AuroranRage (07/24/2013) [-]
I believe it's a game where you have two decks of cards, one deck has cards that start a sentence hence "turns out that" and the other deck has cards that finish the sentece "man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted" which makes for some interesting/funny possible combinations due to the number of cards and ways it can be interpreted.

Obviously, as the first card starts the sentence, it ends with ________ prompting you to draw a second card to find the answer card, it just so happens that putting the word 'zimmer' between these two cards, in the style that someone would normally 'fill in the blanks' when they see _______ made it ******* hilarious!
#48 - solarisofcelestia (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Zimmerman: First Trayvon, then Andre Herring.
#22 - roliga (07/25/2013) [+] (7 replies)
The man killed a raging chimp and then saved a family of four from a car crash. He deserves the nobel peace prize.
The man killed a raging chimp and then saved a family of four from a car crash. He deserves the nobel peace prize.
#85 - paleskin (07/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #67 - drainbramage (07/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Ok, I was away for 10 days, who the **** is Zimmerman and why is this funny?
#73 to #67 - verby (07/25/2013) [-]
you musta been away longer than ten days
User avatar #90 - rplix ONLINE (07/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Can someone explain why people are freaking out about Zimmerman being non-guilty?

From what I have heard, the murder was out of self-defense. I haven't been following the trial at all...so don't hurt me.
User avatar #94 to #93 - rplix ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Not to be racist, but black people just need a reason to be able to go rioting out on the streets and make it seem like a big deal.
#83 - shugudugs (07/25/2013) [-]
What annoys me the most is that whilst watching the protests on CNN, 70% of the people that I see protesting are WHITE. It just really bothers me a little, people should read more on what really happened rather than what they see on the news, because the media did a slightly bias take on the Skitty McTrayvizzy, in my opinion.
What annoys me the most is that whilst watching the protests on CNN, 70% of the people that I see protesting are WHITE. It just really bothers me a little, people should read more on what really happened rather than what they see on the news, because the media did a slightly bias take on the Skitty McTrayvizzy, in my opinion.
#82 - leshiggydonatello (07/25/2013) [-]
>hating on the Zim Zam
Surely you jest, OP
User avatar #49 - elyiia (07/25/2013) [-]
Out of curiosity, does anyone know if the break ins stopped after TM was killed?
User avatar #64 - theverylonghorn (07/25/2013) [-]
Damn. I was gonna play Pixelated Bukkake
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