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10 hours ago near has Angeles, CA 11
Turns out that -Man was neither the hero we needed
mar wanted.
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Ha I was thinking this, So glad someone
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - pappathethird
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(07/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #2 - weenieandthebutt
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Turns out that _______-Von was neither the angel we portrayed nor acknowledged.
#38 to #2 - olesc
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I get that reference
I get that reference
User avatar #5 to #2 - fukkenname
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Tray
#62 to #5 - tabarzins
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(07/25/2013) [-]
your just gonna go with the flow? no creativity at all? Tray was the intended answer, everyone was thinking it.
#66 to #2 - anon id: af4475c0
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Evra.
Cirque du Freak books?
anyone?
#97 to #66 - tardisemporer
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Hell. Yes.
User avatar #84 to #2 - wittypotato
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Zimmer
User avatar #52 to #2 - tomahawkit **User deleted account**
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(07/25/2013) [-]
vince
User avatar #14 to #2 - martycamp
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Barla
User avatar #19 to #14 - renier
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Ha. I get jokes.
#60 to #14 - Shadwstryker
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #37 to #14 - Sicsin
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I don't have anything witty or worthwhile to say, I'd just like for you to know that I appreciated your reference.
User avatar #98 to #37 - martycamp
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I don't have anything witty or worthwhile to say, I'd just like for you to know that I appreciated your appreciation.
#27 - BuzzyBoy
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User avatar #26 - whtkid
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Didn't he just pull a family fro a turned upside down car like last week?
User avatar #58 to #26 - robbayyy
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(07/25/2013) [-]
some news sites are saying it was purposely set up
User avatar #61 to #58 - whtkid
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Some News sites can spread rumors and panic faster than a government takeover can, the news of today feeds on controversy.
#87 to #61 - anon id: 933c7628
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(07/25/2013) [-]
News sites can spread a false pro-Zim story as well as an anti-Zim story. Both accounts could be completely made-up.
#88 to #87 - anon id: 933c7628
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Essentially, they could both easily be false.
User avatar #8 - kiazuka
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(07/24/2013) [-]
My first thought was Aquaman
User avatar #32 - heeveejeevees
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Can anyone summarize the Zimmer case for me?

i don't have any news about it since im at the philippines
User avatar #34 to #32 - animalsgreenberet
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Zimmerman was a neighborhood watch volunteer in a gated neighborhood where there had bee a series of break ins recently. he saw trayvon walking alone, hood up, in the dark. he called the cops, but they labeled it low priority and didn't show up. he left his vehicle and approached trayvon. after that, it gets kinda hazy. according to Zimmerman trayvon attacked his ass, and Zimmerman shot him in self defense. Zimmerman has been found not guilty, and now black people are rioting because they think it was a racial thing, when Zimmerman is half Mexican. anyway, I think they're both retarded. Zimmerman never should have left his car, and as it would seem, trayvon should have just said my aunt lives here, I was just buying some skittles. but whatever. they can all go **** themselves.
User avatar #86 to #34 - konlyletters
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There's a street drug called lean in Florida that uses Watermelon flavored tea, Skittles, and Robitussin. The convenience store footage shows me was high as ****. He could barely find his way out.
#46 to #34 - anon id: 5008864a
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Treyvon was standing in the middle of people's yards staring into their houses in the middle of the night, that is shady no matter how you look at it. Secondly, treyvon approached Zimmerman as he was going back to his car after Zimmerman tried to follow treyvon when he ran but lost sight of him.
User avatar #43 to #34 - Harkonnen
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Zimmerman also followed Trayvon after the police told him not to.
User avatar #78 to #43 - drewbridge
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(07/25/2013) [-]
A police dispatcher said that. You don't have to listen to them.
User avatar #63 to #43 - neutralgray
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Well, they said they didn't need him to. A police officer cannot command you when you're out of their domain and doing nothing wrong. They would only really be able to tell him he shouldn't follow, not that he absolutely may not.
User avatar #80 to #63 - Harkonnen
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except he didn't do what the dispatcher said AND SHOT THE KID
User avatar #81 to #80 - neutralgray
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"A police officer cannot command you when you're out of their domain and doing nothing wrong." I'll quote myself. In no way did he have to listen to him. And, yeah, the kid got shot but it seems like it was at a time where he smashing Georgie Boy's skull into the ground like it was a ******* melon. Was Zimmy stupid to follow him? Yes. Absolutely! But following him wasn't illegal.
#47 to #43 - anon id: 5008864a
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Zimmerman stopped following treyvon after the police operator told him they didn't need him to do that, just listen to the 911 tapes.
User avatar #51 to #43 - Ruspanic
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Actually there's no evidence of that.
#36 to #34 - anon id: 944a5167
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(07/25/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fi7HkKfpsE
you don't need to be white to hate blacks
#68 to #36 - redeadhunter
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Well, he's honest, I'll give him that.
User avatar #39 to #36 - animalsgreenberet
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(07/25/2013) [-]
that guy has balls. big. massive. balls. and you're right.
#41 to #39 - anon id: 944a5167
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(07/25/2013) [-]
he's not though
User avatar #42 to #41 - animalsgreenberet
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(07/25/2013) [-]
how?
#44 to #42 - anon id: 944a5167
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(07/25/2013) [-]
im talking bout the polynesian
User avatar #45 to #44 - animalsgreenberet
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oh, I meant the guy who said "you don't have to be white to be racist". I misunderstood.
#71 to #34 - havin
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(07/25/2013) [-]
God damnit I'm Mexican and I'm getting annoyed by this ****, he is ******* PERUVIAN not Mexican PERUVIAN
#13 - fantomen
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(07/24/2013) [-]
You guys shouldn't speak ill of invader Zim.
He did what he had to do, and his actions will stand out as one of humanities brightest moments sometime in the future.

Or maybe not, I really have no idea.
User avatar #9 - lykabaus
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Zimmer-man
#11 to #9 - anon id: 02333b5f
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(07/24/2013) [-]
No I still don't understand, I'm gonna need some red arrows and more underlines
#17 to #11 - noschool
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Here, i drew a bunch of arrows and lines just for you, i hope you can understand the joke now.
User avatar #20 to #17 - goldenslumbers
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Needs more arrows.
#56 to #20 - cuntbisquits
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Hows that?
User avatar #99 to #56 - ironmercenary
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Perfect!
User avatar #6 - tojimajia
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(07/24/2013) [-]
I don't get it, can someone tell me what the blank is? I'm too analytical to understand
#21 to #6 - mrdrpage
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(07/24/2013) [-]
>It's an adult version of this game
#59 to #6 - anon id: 17502844
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(07/25/2013) [-]
And by "analytical", you mean "******* retarded" right?
#7 to #6 - AuroranRage
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(07/24/2013) [-]
I believe it's a game where you have two decks of cards, one deck has cards that start a sentence hence "turns out that" and the other deck has cards that finish the sentece "man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted" which makes for some interesting/funny possible combinations due to the number of cards and ways it can be interpreted.

Obviously, as the first card starts the sentence, it ends with ________ prompting you to draw a second card to find the answer card, it just so happens that putting the word 'zimmer' between these two cards, in the style that someone would normally 'fill in the blanks' when they see _______ made it ******* hilarious!
#22 - roliga
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(07/25/2013) [-]
The man killed a raging chimp and then saved a family of four from a car crash. He deserves the nobel peace prize.
The man killed a raging chimp and then saved a family of four from a car crash. He deserves the nobel peace prize.
#89 to #22 - anon id: 78d9158d
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(07/25/2013) [-]
why did this make me laugh, I'm a terrible person.
#24 to #22 - poniesnstuff
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(07/25/2013) [-]
raging chimp. That's ******* funny
raging chimp. That's ******* funny
#25 to #22 - idkwhattonamethis
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(07/25/2013) [-]
HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO KIRINO
User avatar #30 to #25 - Darianvincent
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Well now I have to go find the doushinji where she gets raped and beaten to show you.
User avatar #40 to #30 - Nihatclodra
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(07/25/2013) [-]
which one? there's at least 20 of them.
User avatar #55 to #40 - Darianvincent
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I honestly cant recall the name of it. But I remembered it really well because when she was beaten her face was all swollen and ****.
#33 to #30 - idkwhattonamethis
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(07/25/2013) [-]
>.> I've probably already seen it