This Is the Best One I've Seen. I am not a penis, I am president Richard Nixon. com IQ of 180 and extremely but The head of your penis strong morphs into David  Moshi Moshi
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This Is the Best One I've Seen

I am not a penis, I am president Richard Nixon

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IQ of 180 and extremely but The head of your penis
strong morphs into David Bowie
and gives bad jokes
every time you try to
masturbate
...
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Submitted: 07/24/2013
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User avatar #1 - playermod (07/24/2013) [+] (7 replies)
If you're strong and smart, chances are, you're going to have a lot easier time getting a girlfriend instead of masturbating...
#6 - skiskate (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh come on, who here would not press that button
Oh come on, who here would not press that button
User avatar #54 - aahrg (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
why would i trade 100 IQ points for a few muscles?
User avatar #29 - craftyatom (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
THEN I WILL LEARN TO LOVE HIS JOKES.
User avatar #13 - Loppytaffy (07/24/2013) [-]
Well if that means I get to make Bowie spit jizz, then by all means sign me up.
#73 - xalim (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Genius
>Strong
Why would I need to masturbate?
User avatar #97 - poelske (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
well then i'd stop trying to masturbate and actually masturbate
User avatar #45 - mavericjones (07/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why would I want to lose IQ points?
#26 - deviousalien (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's my humble opinion that an extremely strong man with an IQ of 180 could get all the bitches. Therefore no need for masturbation. Therefor no ******* David Bowie
User avatar #68 - weinerdick (07/24/2013) [-]
Joke's on you, my dick can now sing me awesome songs
#33 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Well, it talks of masturbation, not sex in general. So if you are a genius and extremely strong ( I'm assuming that you aren't built like the hulk because very few girls like that) its going to be easy to get sex. You either outsmart them or overpower them.
#44 to #33 - hachintheaxe (07/24/2013) [-]
Out smart them or Over power them? what the **** annon
User avatar #18 - kikithenerdfighter (07/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
But I don't have a penis...
#11 - pappathethird (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
these are seriously weird
#108 - DamnJackieChan (07/25/2013) [-]
close your eyes and wear some headphones.

It's not like you are going to be doing it that often with all the new pussy you're going to be getting
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#101 - irokk Comment deleted by irokk [+] (8 replies)
#124 to #101 - mistymajr (07/25/2013) [-]
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You stickied your own comment? Red thumbs incoming.
#100 - silentnigga (07/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
so im a super strong genius whos cock just got about 1000 times sexier
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#118 - ohokay (07/25/2013) [-]
Radical, I'm down for this, I know its not a dick but come on, it's close
User avatar #94 - beastsy (07/25/2013) [-]
if its just masturbating and not sex, still good.
#39 - iamlying (07/24/2013) [-]
What's the bad part?
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