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Submitted: 07/24/2013
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#1 - unfitninjuh (07/24/2013) [+] (64 replies)
I wish I would have a relationship like that 1 day
I wish I would have a relationship like that 1 day
#10 - 4chan refugee (07/24/2013) [+] (13 replies)
These posts make me feel even more lonely than I already am
#26 - caramelfox (07/24/2013) [+] (30 replies)
This makes me so sad... I know everybody's like "Just go date someone like that"    
   
 But it's a little harder when you've never had a relationship and afraid to start one...
This makes me so sad... I know everybody's like "Just go date someone like that"

But it's a little harder when you've never had a relationship and afraid to start one...
#58 - IronWill (07/24/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Jesus Christ, am I the only one here is not lonely being single? So many self-pity comments.
#15 - leobreacker (07/24/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Thanks...
Thanks...
#105 - maskedguy ONLINE (07/24/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Inb4, whiny, forever alone users. maskedguy is gonna rant, so be prepared for downvotes.

In my past 16 years of being stuck on this "Great" nation known as america; I've seen so many highschool "Relationships" turn to crap and plainly, I don't give a **** .

First off, before you bitch about being single, have you ever wondered why you wanted or needed a girlfriend in the first place. Why do you need someone to be around with 24/7, who asks about their looks, to whine about not having this or that, or whine about not having cash, or spend enough time together. Why would you want something that bleeds out of her vagina every month and goes on a rampage. Do you really want that?

Sure boobs and ass are fun. You can grab em, give em a little squeeze as they feel like pillows that you can suck on, twist, and use as pillows; but in the end they're bags of flesh.

Now, if you think about being single, you'll probably realize that it's not that ******* bad.

If you're awesome enough, hanging out by yourself is ******* awesome. Go to cafes by yourself and read for a few hours. Go for long walks for no reason. Hop on Amtrak and buy a ticket at random to somewhere nearby. There's no reason you need somebody along as a crutch.

As for the confidence, you don't need a dedicated person telling you that you're the zarkin' frood, you already are. Go flex in front of the mirror, because **** yeah, you're awesome. Keep your chin up in public, and notice when other people start staring at their feet when you walk past them - that's because they're less awesome than you. I'm sure you have a million other things going for you in life, a significant other is but a single point in the scatter plot of you vs. being the **** .

Really though, the best thing about being single is that you can do whatever you feel like. Want to chat up a girl? Go nuts.

tl;dr- People in the comments need to stop bitching. You gotta appreciate what you got before you start bitching.
User avatar #9 - commontroll (07/24/2013) [-]
The important thing in a relationship, is to remember that just because it's serious, doesn't mean you can't have fun and goof off. Acting like it's life or death and that everything will either make or break it always kills a relationship.
#158 - giinthir (07/24/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I find it easier to be with a guy.
The biggest reason being, I ******* hate kids, and it's the easiest way to prevent their existence. Guys are easier to deal with, because we aren't gonna hide some **** from you as revenge. When it comes to sex, they are almost always ready for it.
And if it comes down to it, and they cheat on you. No one is gonna report you for beating the hell out of 'em.
#166 to #163 - qchrisman (07/24/2013) [-]
Yes.
#117 - babyanalraper ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
First I thought that the creepy thing in the background pushed the guy on the girl...
#38 - auesis ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
I had this...for a week.   
   
I both love and hate long-distance. I need to save up for another flight so bad.
I had this...for a week.

I both love and hate long-distance. I need to save up for another flight so bad.
#187 - indebuilt (07/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Iv been in two relation ships my whole life the first one lasted 2 years i lost my virginity to her and I planned on marrying her she dumped me on Christmas my senior year after i already got her a Michael kors watch, later I found out she cheated on me three times with different guys. After I finally got over that one i fell in love with a blond girl i was friends with all through the first relationship she liked how I treated my ex while we were dating despite how she treated me. She was everything I wanted in a girlfriend and she put my faith in humanity back and I really believed she loved me. She dumped me for somone else. I'm not ugly I'm 6'1 and I stay in shape doing mma all I wanted was somone to love me just as much as I love them.
#154 - walcorn ONLINE (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
To all you whiny bitches in the comment section going on about how horrible your existance is
To all you whiny bitches in the comment section going on about how horrible your existance is
#143 - tmdarby (07/24/2013) [-]
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#66 - misticalz ONLINE (07/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Almost everyone in the comments.
#176 - HorriblyCrazy (07/24/2013) [+] (29 replies)
I'm torn between not being attracted to men and finding them to be better companions, but being attracted to women and thinking most of them are terrible people.

sos.
#146 - Fiction (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#255 - thefinalexam (07/24/2013) [-]
Not sure if this was posted yet.
#33 - rambomanthree (07/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
thanks OP

why can't i have this
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