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#9 - killerdeath (07/24/2013) [-]
>Press the button
>dive into active volcano
>find the largest diamond you can
>sell it
>live well
>repeat as needed.
User avatar #27 to #9 - ponchosdm ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
well, the "no matter what happens", makes me think about if your body is destroyed you will still alive, not sure about how you will interact with the world but still, I would rather immortality and invulnerability to be able to live as you want =D
#28 to #27 - killerdeath (07/24/2013) [-]
Well. I guess if you are immortal then so are your cells so you would probably have invuinerability too.
User avatar #29 to #28 - ponchosdm ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
ok lets just say your arm was cutted, the cells still alive, everyone of them, they just "unpluged" from your torso, having that effect would be horrible, every cell will be alive but sepparated
#30 to #29 - killerdeath (07/24/2013) [-]
but to cut I believe you would have to destroy some cells, or you could just be like handcock.
User avatar #19 to #9 - newbtube (07/24/2013) [-]
immortality is a curse. not a blessing
#20 to #19 - killerdeath (07/24/2013) [-]
I disagree. I would love to be immortal. Bad times, loosing loved ones, and seeing terrible things in the world. I would take all of that over not existing, being unable to think or feel, or even observe the world. I would take soul crushing loneliness over nonexistence.
#37 to #20 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
"You might, if you knew what it meant."

I used to think that I would give up everything even my life to become a ghost that would be forever so I could see the future and explore the galaxy, but I'm not sure anymore. I don't think I would want to give up the things I love. The people I love.
#46 to #37 - killerdeath (07/25/2013) [-]
You would loose all of them anyway. Why not keep living to love more things?
User avatar #47 to #46 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, if I was a ghost I wouldn't be able to receive love back. If I was immortal as the content says I would end up looking like Urgot from League of Legends. "Eternal life; endless torture."
Gold, silver, gems, oil, these things are valuable because they are finite. If dirt was gold then gold would be worthless. If life was endless then life would be meaningless.
Life is only precious because it ends.
#48 to #47 - killerdeath (07/25/2013) [-]
To simply be in the world is wonderful. Life is meaningless but that doesn't mean it isn't wonderful. Regardless. I would take infinite life over non existence.
#49 to #48 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
You don't really have that choice though. That is like saying "I would rather be fat and happy than poor and starving." Of course you would.
There must be equal payment for the wish. If you had eternal life you would eventually go insane and your body would deteriorate. See the picture, this is Urgot. He has eternal life.
You can look like him, be insane, and eternal pain. Or you can live out your short human life and be thankful that you have even that.
Reminds me of a story I once read where some animals, I forget which ones exactly, but I believe it was a human, a dog, a cow, and something else. God is giving years of life and happiness to each animal and each animal asks for less time until the human who asks for the years that the other animals gave up and receives them. Then it says that that is why we have years of happiness and youth, but then when we get older our bodies begin to fail us because we were not meant to live that long.
User avatar #21 to #20 - newbtube (07/24/2013) [-]
even if you ended up being the last living thing on earth?
#22 to #21 - killerdeath (07/24/2013) [-]
Even if I was randomly floating thru space. I would rather be alone than to not be.
User avatar #24 to #22 - newbtube (07/24/2013) [-]
you would most likely lose your mind. Go insane from doing absolutely nothing for years.
#25 to #24 - killerdeath (07/24/2013) [-]
I would still take it over nothingness. It has been my dream for years to be immortal. I don't believe that will ever happen but maybe some day some how.
#26 to #25 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
If you go insane, you can enjoy your own company.
#16 to #9 - laxwarriord ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Didnt say anything about not feeling pain.
#17 to #16 - killerdeath (07/24/2013) [-]
I didn't say anything about it being fun.
#18 to #17 - laxwarriord ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Well, yeah, yeah i guess not...
Well, yeah, yeah i guess not...
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