I see not the bad part. Seriously where is it. com en will become immortal but You will never die, no matter what happens.. >Press the button >dive into active volcano >find the largest diamond you can >sell it >live well >repeat as needed.
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en will become immortal but You will never die, no
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#50 - anonymous (07/26/2013) [-]
I would consider pressing it if I also had ethernal youth and a wolverine style regenerating factor... That's really immortality too me...
#36 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
Eternal life; endless torture.
#34 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, you see, that's the whole ******* point of being immortal.
User avatar #33 - demandsgayversion (07/25/2013) [-]
Assuming I'm not immortal already. I haven't died yet, so it's still on the table.
#32 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
you see I'm a sociopath I care not for ohers, no bad part for me
User avatar #23 - sillylittlefuckers (07/24/2013) [-]
I don't think anybody is understanding this. While being immortal would be cool for a while, you'd outlive the universe eventually and obviously, by then you'd be completely mad. The second part, "You will never die, no matter what happens." means that your body could become horribly mangled due to some freak accident, or you could age indefinitely, eventually becoming a pile broken bones and saggy skin. This whole thing is a curse.
#35 to #23 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
assuming that you are affected normally by injuries, you can always end it by imposing brain damage you would not be able to tell your alive
User avatar #43 to #35 - sillylittlefuckers (07/25/2013) [-]
that would seem to be an effective remedy. good solution anon.
User avatar #13 - jacencaedus (07/24/2013) [-]
This is one of the less obvious ones. If you won't die no matter what, you will continue to live long after all life ends. No friends, no company at all. Hell most would fall into a deep depression after outliving all of their family. No matter what happened however, you could not die, no matter how depressed you get.
User avatar #31 to #13 - minecraftlamer (07/24/2013) [-]
except for the fact you would not be the only one willing to become immortal?
User avatar #14 to #13 - jacencaedus (07/24/2013) [-]
If it's what's different that is confusing you, Immortality tends to mean you can not die of old age, but you could die from say jumping off a high enough cliff.
#10 - nilestyle (07/24/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure aging infinitely is the bad thing, pic unrealated... maybe
#9 - killerdeath ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
>Press the button
>dive into active volcano
>find the largest diamond you can
>sell it
>live well
>repeat as needed.
User avatar #27 to #9 - ponchosdm (07/24/2013) [-]
well, the "no matter what happens", makes me think about if your body is destroyed you will still alive, not sure about how you will interact with the world but still, I would rather immortality and invulnerability to be able to live as you want =D
#28 to #27 - killerdeath ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Well. I guess if you are immortal then so are your cells so you would probably have invuinerability too.
User avatar #29 to #28 - ponchosdm (07/24/2013) [-]
ok lets just say your arm was cutted, the cells still alive, everyone of them, they just "unpluged" from your torso, having that effect would be horrible, every cell will be alive but sepparated
#30 to #29 - killerdeath ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
but to cut I believe you would have to destroy some cells, or you could just be like handcock.
User avatar #19 to #9 - newbtube (07/24/2013) [-]
immortality is a curse. not a blessing
#20 to #19 - killerdeath ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
I disagree. I would love to be immortal. Bad times, loosing loved ones, and seeing terrible things in the world. I would take all of that over not existing, being unable to think or feel, or even observe the world. I would take soul crushing loneliness over nonexistence.
#37 to #20 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
"You might, if you knew what it meant."

I used to think that I would give up everything even my life to become a ghost that would be forever so I could see the future and explore the galaxy, but I'm not sure anymore. I don't think I would want to give up the things I love. The people I love.
#46 to #37 - killerdeath ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
You would loose all of them anyway. Why not keep living to love more things?
User avatar #47 to #46 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, if I was a ghost I wouldn't be able to receive love back. If I was immortal as the content says I would end up looking like Urgot from League of Legends. "Eternal life; endless torture."
Gold, silver, gems, oil, these things are valuable because they are finite. If dirt was gold then gold would be worthless. If life was endless then life would be meaningless.
Life is only precious because it ends.
#48 to #47 - killerdeath ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
To simply be in the world is wonderful. Life is meaningless but that doesn't mean it isn't wonderful. Regardless. I would take infinite life over non existence.
#49 to #48 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
You don't really have that choice though. That is like saying "I would rather be fat and happy than poor and starving." Of course you would.
There must be equal payment for the wish. If you had eternal life you would eventually go insane and your body would deteriorate. See the picture, this is Urgot. He has eternal life.
You can look like him, be insane, and eternal pain. Or you can live out your short human life and be thankful that you have even that.
Reminds me of a story I once read where some animals, I forget which ones exactly, but I believe it was a human, a dog, a cow, and something else. God is giving years of life and happiness to each animal and each animal asks for less time until the human who asks for the years that the other animals gave up and receives them. Then it says that that is why we have years of happiness and youth, but then when we get older our bodies begin to fail us because we were not meant to live that long.
User avatar #21 to #20 - newbtube (07/24/2013) [-]
even if you ended up being the last living thing on earth?
#22 to #21 - killerdeath ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Even if I was randomly floating thru space. I would rather be alone than to not be.
User avatar #24 to #22 - newbtube (07/24/2013) [-]
you would most likely lose your mind. Go insane from doing absolutely nothing for years.
#25 to #24 - killerdeath ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
I would still take it over nothingness. It has been my dream for years to be immortal. I don't believe that will ever happen but maybe some day some how.
#26 to #25 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
If you go insane, you can enjoy your own company.
#16 to #9 - laxwarriord (07/24/2013) [-]
Didnt say anything about not feeling pain.
#17 to #16 - killerdeath ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
I didn't say anything about it being fun.
#18 to #17 - laxwarriord (07/24/2013) [-]
Well, yeah, yeah i guess not...
Well, yeah, yeah i guess not...
User avatar #8 - ponchosdm (07/24/2013) [-]
wait... those are the same thing...
I am new to that will you press the button thing...
User avatar #11 to #8 - thumbsdenied (07/24/2013) [-]
immortality is usually meant as you wont die from aging but you will die if you get butchered.
so not dying what ever happens would be like you would still be alive as a pile of minced meat if you fell into meat grinder.
User avatar #12 to #11 - epicalania (07/24/2013) [-]
Which hopefully you would slowly heal from as you would not die so bits and pieces would heal until there was enough to be considered a whole person again.
Might not work but if you couldnt die then its possible i guess
#5 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
In this situation is it like Jake Harkness and I will regenerate no matter what or will I just become paralysed and do nothing but see my surroundings forever?
#15 to #5 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
you mean captain jack from dr who....he dies...
User avatar #7 to #5 - feminazi (07/24/2013) [-]
yes
#4 - settlwlvs (07/24/2013) [-]
John Barrowman?
User avatar #38 to #4 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
go back to the horse board ******
#40 to #39 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
Quit actin' like you know me.
#41 to #40 - settlwlvs (07/25/2013) [-]
dafuq just happened?
#42 to #41 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
I like ponies, but that doesn't mean that they don't belong on the pony board.
#44 to #42 - settlwlvs (07/25/2013) [-]
By your logic, then all reaction pictures must be subjected to contextual approval. That includes the all too popular Doctor Who ones as well.
#45 to #44 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
I didn't know there was a Doctor Who board. I didn't know people had problems with Doctor Who. I didn't know that someone with encephalomalacia would be "soft in the head."
I didn't know there was a Doctor Who board. I didn't know people had problems with Doctor Who. I didn't know that someone with encephalomalacia would be "soft in the head."
#6 to #4 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
he died of old age as the face of boe
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