"Die Hard". . musclemen pat if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to peered or what Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to
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"Die Hard"

musclemen pat
if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to
peered or what
Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be
prepared tor burial, the person cleaning them up and such
breaks it so it lays flat.
So what do you do tor a living?
I put makeup on dead people and snap boners-"
Die Hard"
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Submitted: 07/23/2013
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#2 - crazyllamax (07/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I could have lived without knowing that breaking penises is a job.
User avatar #13 - turbosune (07/24/2013) [-]
"If you were too say hang yourself, after death you would empty your bowels and **** yourself. Also you would get an erection and possibly an ****** . Think about that when your parents finds you".


Best anti-suicide argument I've ever heard from my science teacher!
#6 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
but wait... the phallus is only hard because it is turgid with blood. If you die, your blood pressure drops to 0. Therefore, the erection must become flaccid.
#7 - corkyobject (07/24/2013) [-]
So zombie rape is possible.
User avatar #3 - allrightythan (07/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
False, blood will still settle due to gravity and pool inside the body at whatever position they are in. The penis is engorged with blood because of blood pressure, when the blood pressure goes away so does the erection. But a funny thought still
#16 - ChristopherLloyd (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#12 - takaneuva (07/24/2013) [-]
Oh yes it is very possible
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User avatar #20 - themurp (07/24/2013) [-]
Guys, it can happen, but rigor mortis doesn't last very long. Eventually your body becomes limp again.
User avatar #9 - delphine (07/24/2013) [-]
Rigor mortis. Certain types of muscle cells are activated by calcium ions. After activation, the cells expend energy putting the calcium ions back outside the cell. After death, the membranes become more permeable to calcium and the cells don't expend as much energy to push the ions out, so the muscles contract. This does lead to rigor mortis in the penis and can lead to erections and even *********** . It's real. It happens. Now let's never think of it again.

And yes, I actively searched for this on "does rigor mortis cause boners?"
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