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#6 - bpwags

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(07/23/2013) [-]

Rule number 4: Only 2 to a Fight

#20 to #6 - kanpai

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(07/23/2013) [-]

Rule #1

#46 to #20 - dagreatmax

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(07/23/2013) [-]

He didn't say anything about.....

#48 to #46 - abachonk

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(07/23/2013) [-]

What?

Lumberja...

#21 to #6 - anon id: 82eb31b8

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(07/23/2013) [-]

You forgot about rules 1 & 2 though

#5 - minsheme

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(07/23/2013) [-]

BRING IT ON YOU HORSE SIZED ******

#87 to #5 - bannon

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(07/24/2013) [-]

Wait, is that a horse sized duck or a duck sized horse?

#117 to #87 - shadowsknight

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(07/24/2013) [-]

Both

#124 to #5 - memolia

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(07/24/2013) [-]

www.kongregate.com/games/kongregate/super-duck-punch

#4 - merrymarvelite

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(07/23/2013) [-]

Depends on how big they are.

#30 to #4 - scarymary

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(07/23/2013) [-]

Skyrim gameplay?

#8 to #4 - riggyrigs

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(07/23/2013) [-]

i wouldn't **** with more than one ******* man-eating lobster.

#40 to #8 - lolme

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(07/23/2013) [-]

Coconut crabs.

#76 to #40 - doubledisme

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(07/24/2013) [-]

lived on Guam those mofos are every where
a pic of one right here
time to post on morbid channel

#78 to #76 - anon id: cdc41e7e

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(07/24/2013) [-]

Is that a hamburger at the bottom of the trash can?

#73 to #4 - carnivora

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(07/24/2013) [-]

Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum? Dad-a-cham? Ded-a-chek?

#71 to #4 - nefarian

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(07/23/2013) [-]

Low-level gameplay in MMOs

#11 to #4 - darthblam

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(07/23/2013) [-]

I don't get how that one ended up on his left shoulder.

#53 - thegreatbizzo

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(07/23/2013) [-]

#126 to #53 - datswutshesed

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(07/24/2013) [-]

This made me more sad than Sarah McLachlan

#25 - organicglory

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(07/23/2013) [-]

#2 - anon id: 7f960aa3

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(07/23/2013) [-]

It depends on the type of animal, if were talking about german shepards 1 can kick my ass but I can punt like 50 gerbils

#12 to #2 - adu

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(07/23/2013) [-]

Or the age old question of 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck.

#29 to #12 - icecreamonnips

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(07/23/2013) [-]

100 duck sized horses, the horse sized duck would **** you up with its quacks

#27 to #12 - threenippledcousin

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(07/23/2013) [-]

the big duck

#34 to #27 - oishiine

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(07/23/2013) [-]

Have fun getting your head bitten off by a massive beak

#89 to #34 - mercyburris

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(07/24/2013) [-]

but ducks dont have teeth

#90 to #89 - oishiine

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(07/24/2013) [-]

Their beaks are pretty much teeth.

Is scary

#91 to #90 - mercyburris

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(07/24/2013) [-]

yes the same way a toaster is pretty much a microwave

#94 to #91 - Microwave

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(07/24/2013) [-]

watch your sarcasm.

#96 to #94 - mercyburris

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(07/24/2013) [-]

i just complemented you, you lazy pastry burning cunt

#92 to #91 - oishiine

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(07/24/2013) [-]

They both heat things so yeah

#93 to #92 - mercyburris

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(07/24/2013) [-]

i didnt realize you put burritos
in a toaster

#95 to #93 - oishiine

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(07/24/2013) [-]

You've seriously never done that?

Get with the times dude

#97 to #95 - mercyburris

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(07/24/2013) [-]

well at least i know how to touch a man

#98 to #97 - oishiine

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(07/24/2013) [-]

omg ; ;

#36 to #12 - WheresMyAccount

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(07/23/2013) [-]

A horse-sized duck is, under current laws of physics, impossible because its legs would be too thin to support the weight of its body.

Source: CGPGrey

#42 to #36 - sunskrythewolfie

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(07/23/2013) [-]

**** you. im fighting my duck

#50 - lyfeonpaper

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(07/23/2013) [-]

I wonder if the animals stole her eyebrows

#10 - truekiller

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(07/23/2013) [-]

well here in south carolina, the mexicans have pitbulls and they put up to 6 at a time to see who is the last standing. cuz won 5000

#15 to #10 - jacobclabough

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(07/23/2013) [-]

Dude this was a joke. Dog fighting is for ******* pussies and op you asshole.

#16 to #15 - truekiller

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(07/23/2013) [-]

I just shared information. and people have different ways of obtaining money, whether it be honest work or selfish dis-justice.

#65 to #16 - jackii

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(07/23/2013) [-]

Scum

#69 to #65 - truekiller

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(07/23/2013) [-]

I was fooling with you guys, I started a *********. That's it

#23 to #10 - elcreepo

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(07/23/2013) [-]

Dog fighting is for people who want all the thrill of a bloody fight but none of the pain

I say we tie YOU up and put you in a ring with four pitbulls trained to kill

#111 to #23 - PadreRasta

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(07/24/2013) [-]

I would pay to see that.

#31 to #23 - truekiller

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(07/23/2013) [-]

Its about the money, you don't understand. If I were raised soft like you, I'd be scared too.

#32 to #31 - elcreepo

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(07/23/2013) [-]

Raised soft? I have four elder brothers and a younger one. My mother and father both never completed high school. We live out every single one of our days like they do in malcolm in the middle. I got the living **** beat out of me as a kid, money was always tight, and the family disfunction reached all time highs. To make matters worse, my mother drank for a good period of my early childhood and always was a vicious hellhound of a woman.

Raised soft? No. But raised to tell right from ******* wrong? Yes.

There are easier ways to make money that doesn't involve putting innocent animals to a gruesome death. Go ******* sell drugs or cheaply made **** to tourists. Asshole.

#41 to #32 - truekiller

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(07/23/2013) [-]

I don't give a **** about your momma, where are u gonna make 5000 in 10 minutes. A 6 month Pitt isn't worth more than 500. Its profit man. You sure got a big mouth bro, too bad big mouths are only good for sucking dick

#57 to #41 - WolfPrince

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(07/23/2013) [-]

Pitiful, just thinking of someone who values money over a life is makes me angry.
You are not a man, you are a disappointment.

#68 to #57 - pokeface

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(07/23/2013) [-]

THEY ARE ******* ANIMALS!

#129 to #68 - WolfPrince

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(07/24/2013) [-]

Just because people can talk, make and shoot things doesn't make them better. Humans ARE animals and are not above nature, and whoever thinks so is a deluded child.
Everything is equal and man is not special.

#137 to #129 - pokeface

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(07/25/2013) [-]

Man is definitively more superior to animals. We are not animals. You're incompetent.

#139 to #137 - WolfPrince

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(07/25/2013) [-]

Keep telling yourself that, maybe you'll believe it one day.

#70 to #68 - truekiller

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(07/23/2013) [-]

LOL

#138 to #70 - pokeface

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(07/25/2013) [-]

I thumbed you up man. Sorry it didn't shield you from the storm. It's a thumb, not a ******* umbrella.

#62 to #57 - truekiller

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(07/23/2013) [-]

I was ************

#130 to #41 - elcreepo

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(07/24/2013) [-]

Shut up little boy, I can make that money in five minutes on the corner of west and port with a little cocaine.

Valuing money over a life which is entirely dependent on you is not only wrong but it makes you a little boy as well, who never learned to grow the **** up and work the streets.

And you know what happens to little boys who don't grow up to be men in my town? They get shot. If you were bringing that **** to new york and you were outside the Latino section you would not only be robbed of all your money but you'd be shot, stabbed and spit on. And that's not just for being a low life mexican, that's for being a low life person.

#131 to #130 - truekiller

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(07/24/2013) [-]

bra no one cares. ill shoot your old ass quick. you cant even beat me.

#132 to #131 - elcreepo

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(07/24/2013) [-]

Put your money where your mouth is little boy.

#133 to #132 - truekiller

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(07/24/2013) [-]

using movie lines and ****. fool stop replying

#135 to #133 - truekiller

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(07/24/2013) [-]

I bet you have a small penis.

#134 to #133 - elcreepo

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(07/24/2013) [-]

That ain't a movie line.

How about you go suck a pistol.

#136 to #134 - truekiller

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(07/24/2013) [-]

I get money, I **** bitches what do you do

#45 to #41 - anon id: f9111dfa

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(07/23/2013) [-]

I love how you're billy big balls online, whereas in real life you're just sad and alone.

#47 to #45 - truekiller

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(07/23/2013) [-]

You fools are the ones with big balls. ******* with me. You straight though, you boys are funny.

#105 to #10 - rawklobstah

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(07/24/2013) [-]

#122 to #105 - shanefekert **User deleted account**

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#84 to #10 - fcrocker

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(07/24/2013) [-]

Hahahaha, his ******* username's 'Truekiller', he must be one tough son of a bitch!

Jesus Christ, what an asshole.

#103 to #84 - truekiller

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(07/24/2013) [-]

Get off my dick

#79 to #10 - anon id: 2ad13045

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(07/24/2013) [-]

I would only fight animals that were not popular pets no dog cat chinchilla etc. because after all, would it NOT be badass to see a bear fight a lion?gw