Der Die Das. The The The. Articles German Articles Why? Ehar, awry win! Thats why,. >Be a Belgian >Have to learn Dutch, French, English and German >Be pretty decent at all languages except German >Learning German grammar is a mental
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Why? Ehar, awry **** win! Thats why,
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Submitted: 07/22/2013
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#10 - weetikveel (07/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Be a Belgian
>Have to learn Dutch, French, English and German
>Be pretty decent at all languages except German
>Learning German grammar is a mental torture compared to the other languages
>German exam comes up
>Thank god it's an oral exam
>I'm trying to make the whole der-den-dem thing sound the same and I feel like it's working
>mfw suddenly the teacher gives me a sheet of paper and I have to translate and write down everything the bitch says
User avatar #3 - threadz (07/22/2013) [+] (12 replies)
English Plurals
singular-plural
rat ------- rats
sheep -- sheep
foot ------ feet
cherry --- cherries
shelf ----- shelves
man ------ man
child ------ children
tooth ------ teeth
ox ---------- oxen
mouse ---- mice
goose ----- geese
die --------- dice
person ---- people
dumbass - douchbags
Because **** you
#6 to #3 - mr skeltal (07/22/2013) [-]
Man - MEN
BECAUSE **** YOU
#30 - tabarzins (07/23/2013) [-]
and then there's Latin
6 years and I don't know any of this.
User avatar #25 - alexeilvlrussian (07/23/2013) [-]
ITT: English speakers don't understand gendered and plural articles.
User avatar #1 - thunderkrux ONLINE (07/22/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Challenge mode, hearing a noun the first time and guess what article to use, I never knew kitchen appliances could be male or female.
#23 to #5 - mr skeltal (07/23/2013) [-]
Der Trottel
User avatar #29 - komandantmirkoo ONLINE (07/23/2013) [+] (10 replies)
ok get this **** . you have nominative, accusative, dative and genitive. my language has that + 3 more locative, vocative and instrumental. in comparrison my language is more complex and superior. don't wanna say what language it is though because unnavoidable *********
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#18 - mr skeltal (07/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Similar rules apply to Russian. It really isn't that hard, just practice for a day and you've got the hang of it.
User avatar #44 - tigronn (07/23/2013) [-]
french :<
User avatar #20 - justbeinabrony ONLINE (07/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the last row actually means more along the lines of "of the"
for example,
der Herr = the lord, die Ringe = the ring,

the lord of the rings = der Herr der Ringe
#50 - mr skeltal (07/23/2013) [-]
A lot of language has the same system. However i do agree that german gramma is a ******* bitch to learn
#49 - lolikikolik (07/23/2013) [-]
Czechfag reports
#47 - angelusprimus (07/23/2013) [-]
German grammar is pretty straightfoward.
Polish on the other hand...
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#27 - nikahol (07/23/2013) [-]
I've been living in Austria for almost 4 years and I have learned all the finer details of the German language yet when anyone asks me if  I know an article...
I've been living in Austria for almost 4 years and I have learned all the finer details of the German language yet when anyone asks me if I know an article...
User avatar #19 - valentines (07/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
as a german....I hate those ******* articles....
User avatar #9 - SmilingJackSmyth (07/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This isn't even complicated. Italian is harder.
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